Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Get a load of that expensive pizza, 'toobz.
Create-your-own-pizza at Pizza Hut, Large Hand-tossed Crust with Creamy Garlic Parma John Sauce, Extra Cheeeee-se, Applewood Smoked Bacon, Basil Pesto, Drizzle....Beef, Cumminized(caramalized?) Onions, Chicken, Sausage, Cut Pepperoni, Fresh Mushrooms, Garlic, Grape Tomatoes, Grilled Chicken, Italian Sausage, Onions, Pepperoni, Seasoned Pork, and Slow-Roasted Ham.
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Man is the BOY fucking crossfaded.
I bet he can't even tell what year it is
 
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Toplane Tard Wrangler said:
Khaz Modan requires its recycled aluminum, the dorf lord must slave alone at his backyard forge in the depths of Casper, Wyoming to deliver the finest metal crafts to fund the Dwarven economy.
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GandNALf: "Bilbog had a shirt of Recycled Aluminum rings that Darf gave him."
Gliny: "Oh, that was a kingly gift."
GandNALf: "Yes! I never told him, but its worth was greater than the value of the Conquistadores."
 
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I'm aware it's been said here before but I cannot for the life of me understand why the boy seems to be completely oblivious to who Lemmy is while worshiping Ozzy, while he's so much closer to mirroring Lemmy's style and habits. I checked on lolcow.go to see if he had ever mentioned him and he'd only mentioned Lemmy 8 times but when searching for Ozzy, he's mentioned him just over 1,900 times from what the site says and I actually got nervous that it stalled the site trying to search for it considering how often he name drops the Oz.
I couldn't find a better pic of Cobes staring into a bottle so post it if you got one.
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
50/50. Either it'll be a famous mainstay(shotgun) or gone within a week(shamrock .38 special)
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Beretta 92x's aren't very gothic though.

Also this SR5K episode on boglim cosmological theories is kino. There's a planet made of weed, the earth is gonna explode in the far future and the big bang was caused by an alien meth lab explosion.
 
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I'm aware it's been said here before but I cannot for the life of me understand why the boy seems to be completely oblivious to who Lemmy is while worshiping Ozzy, while he's so much closer to mirroring Lemmy's style and habits. I checked on lolcow.go to see if he had ever mentioned him and he'd only mentioned Lemmy 8 times but when searching for Ozzy, he's mentioned him just over 1,900 times from what the site says and I actually got nervous that it stalled the site trying to search for it considering how often he name drops the Oz.
I couldn't find a better pic of Cobes staring into a bottle so post it if you got one.
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Because Lemmy didn’t have a popular mainstream reality tv show unlike Ozzy, and Cobes was a huge fan of it. Josh doesn’t really listen to rock or metal or anything that could be considered “goth” music. He knows a few “mall goth” songs and bands like cradle of filth that were popular enough to make it into the mainstream in the 00’s. Other than that, he doesn’t know shit about music.

Back when he used to do regular covers, most of the time he chose songs that were the polar opposite of goth music. He seems to love country music way more than he ever loved anything that could pass as goth.
 
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