Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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No it's Bug Buzz and Air Slash, but again, they're special attacks and not only is it just as bad as the physical attack, but he has no way of boosting it.
Ledian's dilemma:
Has a good physical movepool and Iron Fist as a HA, but has a shit attack stat.
Special attack is higher (at a pathetic 55, rofl), but it's got a shit special movepool.
Highest stat is special defense, but Bug/Flying is such a shit type that its defense stats don't matter.

Having some slight color variation amoung individual Pokemon would be cool. Like finding 3 Haxorus and one has a golden armor, the other has it more greenish, and the last one has a more orange tint. It'd be pretty hard to tell some shinies like Glaceon and Garchomp apart from these variants, but it'd still be neat.
 
Having some slight color variation amoung individual Pokemon would be cool. Like finding 3 Haxorus and one has a golden armor, the other has it more greenish, and the last one has a more orange tint. It'd be pretty hard to tell some shinies like Glaceon and Garchomp apart from these variants, but it'd still be neat.
Originally Noibat was to be like this (before Vivilion)

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Ok, but in this story some dude went:
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and that is more than enough to sully the family name and give the kid issues.
His mom even abandoned him, pretty rough upbringing.

Imagine your Octillery mom says "Sorry kid, this is just too freaky for me. Be good for your dad."
No wonder he became a serial killer.

I like Octillery because it's like the pokemon version of Octorok. Now it's ruined because of some horndog couldn't resist the urge.

The peacock pokemon was really pretty. Much better than Quaquaval, who just looks like Pavé from Animal Crossing's much gayer cousin. I know Quaquaval is supposed to be a dancer. But it's literally doing the limp wristed thing as its default pose. When I saw Quaxley I was hoping for something like a giant prehistoric bird because I had already seen skeledirge and it looks like a crocodile so I was hoping for the theme to follow through. Instead we get gay as fuck peacock and furry cat waifu.

I went with Sprigatito because cat. But just like with Litten instead of becoming something cool it became a furry. I really hate this trend of furbait final evolutions. Litten had so much potential to draw from mythology and prehistoric cats. Scorbunny is cute. But I don't even want to think about the feetfag stuff that probably hovers around that line.

Puzzle & Dragons has evolutions that turn a monster back into a super powered version of its original form. So you can go back to being a cute baby dragon or unfurfag the carbuncle line. It would be cool if Pokemon had something like this. It might screw up the balance though. But they could use it as a temporary gimmick like the terastalizing and gigantamaxing.
 
The lower left one, it says "monsuun"... So, color names, or alternate typings...?

we were so robbed...
Probably just colours, one of them is desert aswell and in one of the pics I posted above, they spoke about how they wanted Pokemon to have differences visually between trainers so it feels like your Pokémon (they gave the examplenof Spinda and I mentioned Vivilion). It seems to be a lot of effort though for something like Noivern to really feel unique and not just a form (every Sunday has different patterns on it).

I suppose they could do like Stadium where nicknamed pokemon could have a different hue to normal, but autogenerated colours will end up with some fuck ugly options.
 
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Nope, its electrode! Get fucked Omanyte.

And Omanyte looks so sad when he lost his rice stars. That fat bitch Jynx ate them too. At least Omanyte is honest. He lost rice stars and not gold or silver ones. What a nice Omanyte. Literally the only one in the story who isn't a jackass.
 
And Omanyte looks so sad when he lost his rice stars. That fat bitch Jynx ate them too. At least Omanyte is honest. He lost rice stars and not gold or silver ones. What a nice Omanyte. Literally the only one in the story who isn't a jackass.
Blastoise seemed pretty cool? Speaking of, these megas didn't get posted yet did they?
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Not that fussed on a lot of them but Venusaur looks pretty cool. I hate how small the tree on his back looks in 3D
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I guess it's not that different but it just doesn't look anywhere near as cool. Then again, Ken Sugomori art for the pokemon is objectively the best (...sans some TCG designs...)
 
And Omanyte looks so sad when he lost his rice stars. That fat bitch Jynx ate them too. At least Omanyte is honest. He lost rice stars and not gold or silver ones. What a nice Omanyte. Literally the only one in the story who isn't a jackass.
What did the 4 other Pokemon caught in the blast do to deserve being allah akbar'd?
 
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did you play the dlc? he was always a douche. his personality in kitakami is depression-induced. he becomes very angry that you're better than him at pokemon. he's the classic angry rival, but he takes it too far (in story) and is punished for his behavior. the lore with drayton and him is pretty good.
He comes off as more ambitious than arrogant. The player helps him to stand up for himself instead of chickening out all the time

Why are we debating the worst Gen 2 Pokemon like it's uknown? We all know it's unown.

Unown is god

you have the shittest taste known to man. ariados design slaps.
Design wise ariados comes way above ledian. Probably bellossom worst gen 2 mon design wise. Could be any cartoon flower thing, nothing special about it.
Lilligant is bellossom done right.

Competitive the spider is worse than beedrill.
 
Blastoise seemed pretty cool? Speaking of, these megas didn't get posted yet did they?
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Not that fussed on a lot of them but Venusaur looks pretty cool. I hate how small the tree on his back looks in 3D
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I guess it's not that different but it just doesn't look anywhere near as cool. Then again, Ken Sugomori art for the pokemon is objectively the best (...sans some TCG designs...)
I look at the scrapped things in previous generations and think "damn, they would've been neat."
I look at the scrapped things from gen 6 and think "WE WERE ROBBED."

Mega Blastoise incorporating some of Wartortle's design would've been so good, that flamingo beats Flamigo in every single way, and look at the bug and chameleon things, they'd have fit right in.
Mega Charizard Y looks like something out of Monster Hunter, though. And this pretty much confirms that the X-exclusive megas were added later in development, not that it wasn't obvious before.
 
I look at the scrapped things from gen 6 and I think "WE WERE ROBBED."
Mega Blastoise incorporating some of Wartortle's design would've been so good
To be honest, the original stage 3 evolution for Squirtle before Blastoise got merged into the line is probably my fave design for a mega if they were to recycle stuff

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He kinda looks like one already doesn't he?
 
The player helps him to stand up for himself instead of chickening out all the time
did you not remember how pissed off he was after you captured ogerpon? he's also one of the best trainers in blueberry, because he's pissed at you.

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Carmine and the BB League's Elite Four, Drayton, Lacey, Crispin, and Amarys become concerned when he begins using his new authority to bully other students out of the club.

Now humiliated in front of the school, Kieran scrambles to come up with a way to get back at the player.

However, upon reaching the furthest point in the Area Zero Underdepths, Terapagos shows more interest in the player than Kieran, forcing him to use a Master Ball he received during his time as BB League Champion to effectively steal it from them. However, when the player is still able to defeat him, Kieran, under a glory-blinded Briar's instructions, Terastallizes Terapagos and demands it battle the player again. This proves ruinous, however, as Terapagos turns on and attacks Kieran, destroying the Master Ball he caught it with and forcing the player to intervene. Terapagos soon proves to be too powerful for the player to battle on their own though, so Carmine and the player convince the guilt-ridden Kieran to help out, ending with it being caught by the player.

The shock of Terapagos attacking him forces Kieran to finally realize the error of his ways, so he resigns from the BB League's rankings and requests that he and the player start over as friends. The player presumably agrees, and they return to Blueberry Academy. Following these events, it is mentioned by an NPC in the Terarium's Central Plaza that Kieran has also begun taking time off from school altogether to try to rebuild his life.

kieran was a shitter, and it took losing at the absolute 'pinnacle of power' to show him that he was a dumb idiot who needed to mature.
 
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did you not remember how pissed off he was after you captured ogerpon? he's also one of the best trainers in blueberry, because he's pissed at you.
I'm not saying Keiran deserves him either, but it's kind of a dick move to find out how much he idolises this unique Pokemon you just learned of who he relates to deeply, and the next day, go out and catch it, then fuck off back home to another continent a few days later when your school trip is over lol
 
I'm not saying Keiran deserves him either, but it's kind of a dick move to find out how much he idolises this unique Pokemon you just learned of who he relates to deeply, and the next day, go out and catch it, then fuck off back home to another continent a few days later when your school trip is over lol
i'm not saying the player isn't a prick too, but clearly kieran is an asshole during his arc, and his lesson is that he needs to understand that sometimes, pokemon choose other people. he refused to accept that, and it's why he was so angry that the player caught ogerpon. terapagos was, as close as they can possibly show, abused by kieran when it was forced to terastalize into its super form, and even that pissed it off. he was willing to harm pokemon to get back at you, and that's a big no-no in this universe.
 
I think we're all missing the real question here about Poképhilia:

Did the women giving birth to Pokémon lay structure eggs?

I've heard rumblings about a kunihiko yuyama and how he was responsible for a lot of the things fans hated about the Pokemon anime, like Ash not retiring for example, yet also I've heard he's being used as a scapegoat. Is there any truth to that?
Personally, I go back and forth on whether-or-not Kunihiko Yuyama is responsible for everything anime-related as the main director. I figured it was all on him when it came to Genesect and the Legend Awakened in making Mewtwo a female for it until the host of PokéBeach was able to interview someone in charge and asked about it, in which he got confirmation that it was a licensing issue because the production people learned the hard way that Takeshi Shudo apparently copyrighted stuff he wrote (not sure if it was through his membership of the Writer's Guild of Japan) and so it was left to his estate when he died. Ergo, the character of Mewtwo in the anime is technically Shudo's baby, and they had to work out those kinks in order to do the 20th anniversary remake and bring Mewtwo back into the anime proper. Kunihiko, when he had been interviewed years prior about the change, just said they "decided" to make a female Mewtwo which fucked with the lore, probably because he wasn't legally allowed at the time to say what the real cause behind it was.

Have to dig around for the entries, but it's been documented on Shudo's blog that he would grouse about a certain someone higher up on the food chain who would shut down his neato ideas like Team Rocket legit being villainous, Pokémon rising up against their masters, the entirety of the original third movie script involving a T-Rex fossil coming to "life", things like that. It probably wasn't a secret among colleagues Shudo and Kunihiko butted heads a lot, and he left the show mid-Johto/early-Hoenn likely because it was just too out of his control by then and he couldn't take it any longer.
 
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