Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[fukkit]

Jessica Boyle, I'm keepin my eye on you!

 

[CumBsCPCollection]

He’s absolutely wrong about guns and airplanes. You just check it in a lock box with ammo in a container. It’s a pain in the ass to deal with because sometimes they’ll want to look it up and make sure it’s all proper and you always need a print out of the airlines and fed rules about it when you get the one person who thinks you’re breaking the law.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Another new video from the boy.

Mixing 3 different flavored shooters of 99 Proof, then topping it off with Bud Light.

He hates it.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

You see those White trash couples constantly getting in domestic fights on COPS and you wonder how someone gets to that point in life. Now we know, we just got a behind the scenes look at a future COPS episode.

Or a future True Crime podcast depending on how things go. Ever since the first visit this saga looked like a domestic violence call waiting to happen.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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it's kind of sad that cobra looks older than his dad.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

it's kind of sad that cobra looks older than his dad.

People used to joke about that on the subreddit a lot. He unironically looks like Clint's older brother.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Or a future True Crime podcast depending on how things go. Ever since the first visit this saga looked like a domestic violence call waiting to happen.

Honestly I’m surprised it took this long for her to threaten to shoot him to death… Coobs saying she’s going to die alone as a gross hag is going to probably set her off again.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Honestly I’m surprised it took this long for her to threaten to shoot him to death… Coobs saying she’s going to die alone as a gross hag is going to probably set her off again.

The $8 machete threat didn't get the job done when they were together, so she had to escalate the violence. But since she has to ask how old West guns work while watching Tombstone, it's safe to say she's even more retarded with guns than Cobes it.

 

[You're MDNWU]

If we’re lucky, NAL will dress up as either an iPhone or Warlord so Cobes can work his magic (tard strength) and survive.

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

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Jessica Boyle, I'm keepin my eye on you!

One eye on his mixed drink drink combo the other on the streets.
Love this based little retard like you wouldn't believe.

 

['Ole Dente]

Honestly I’m surprised it took this long for her to threaten to shoot him to death… Coobs saying she’s going to die alone as a gross hag is going to probably set her off again.

I don’t think I’ve ever said this before or I’ll ever say it again.

Cobra should absolutely keep all firearms within reach and loaded from now on.

Jessica is without a doubt a fucking insane fat whore and she will do things without consideration of the consequences. She is not above going to his house without warning and she definitely doesn’t care about what’s illegal or not. She isn’t a BPDemon, she’s the next step. She’s the BPDemigorgon.

Castle law is real in your state, Cobra. Godspeed, little boglim.

 

[Simp Biscuit]

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we are in the comb over stage. it is SO OVER

Correction, it's the CHAD EMBRACE!

 

[Eyesore City]

Wait til Cobes finds out you can store a gun in your checked luggage.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Wait til Cobes finds out you can store a gun in your checked luggage.

It costs extra and Jessica is too stupid to figure that out.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Cobes is handling a crazy ex like a CHAMP.

Keep on rockin' Cobes, I believe in you

 

[Pignat]

It's a shame Cobes doesn't have friends anymore, it would be kino if Warlord and Darfliny hatted up and came to Cobe's aid as he confronted methica and her paypig alogs at high noon.

 

['Ole Dente]

“I guess when I broke up with Jessica, I literally dodged a bullet.”

That’s the wittiest and funniest thing he’s said all year, god bless this retard, what an actual gem of a human being .

 

[lezbreal]

Cobra should absolutely keep all firearms within reach and loaded from now on.

Better not shoot the screaming gutterslut banshee outside your window BOY!!

 

['Ole Dente]

“‘I’m gunna fucking kill your ass, Cobra!’ Yeah? I’d like to see you try. I’ll haunt your ass till you die.”

Bomb new lyrics for the upcoming album, King.

 

[snort beg snort]

I don't care what anybody says, cobes fuckin rips on guitar