Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I don't check the thread for a few days cause "Oh nick is just being a bit slow in people's chats not a whole lot going on..."
And I come back to PPP dressed as shrek reading about Nick's insane admissions of guilt. And I end the thread with him fighting with that nutjob Brianna fucking Wu.
Nick is really gonna win lolcow of the year 2 years in a row.
Chef's kiss this is sending me to work with a laugh and a smile on my face.

 

[Guntkvd]

He deserves lolcow of the year in absentia award.

 

[GaryGray]

Even John could provide a safer home to children, as John himself pointed out, a "loving, cocaine-free home." LMAO.

Would it be a safer home for the dog? On one hand you have Wu who will leave the dogs in a home without heat in winter and the other is Nick who beats raccoons to death with a hammer.

 

[Vibralldo]

Would it be a safer home for the dog? On one hand you have Wu who will leave the dogs in a home without heat in winter and the other is Nick who beats raccoons to death with a hammer.

It boils down to would you rather a child be starved, given cocaine, and molested or forcibly transitioned and molested (a redundant statement)

 

[LovisXVI]

He deserves lolcow of the year in absentia award.

I think it calls for lolcow of the year categories, because clearly one isn't enough. Let's just declare him the lolcow of the decade and leave it there, because I'd be hard pressed to imagine someone topping this clown show in the next five years.

 

[AnOminous]

I think it calls for lolcow of the year categories, because clearly one isn't enough. Let's just declare him the lolcow of the decade and leave it there, because I'd be hard pressed to imagine someone topping this clown show in the next five years.

Just give him a Golden Balldo Lifetime Achievement Award and permanently disqualify him because it isn't fair to the other cows.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Rekieta strikes back at John "Brianna Wu" Flynt on Twitter:

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He is desperate for any W, please help him John!
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Your career as a livestreamer is truly dead and over when all anyone has to say to win an argument is "At least I didn't endanger a child by exposing them to narcotics."

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Rekieta strikes back at John "Brianna Wu" Flynt on Twitter:

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it is a truly sad indicator of how far someone has fallen when brianna wu is not only dunking on you, but doing so in a way that basically no one on kf can even argue with. somehow, balldo has congealed into the least likeable cow in a discussion involving gamergate trannies.

 

[Vibralldo]

I think it calls for lolcow of the year categories, because clearly one isn't enough. Let's just declare him the lolcow of the decade and leave it there, because I'd be hard pressed to imagine someone topping this clown show in the next five years.

We need to start a lolcow lifetime achievement award that prevents you from winning lolcow of the year in the future or Nick's just going to win every year

 

[Vect]

Brianna Wu is more of a man than Nick Rekieta and this universe is so insane I don't even know if that's a compliment or not.

You suck, Nick.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Rekieta strikes back at John "Brianna Wu" Flynt on Twitter:

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I think that this may make him refuse a plea deal. Why do I say that? Because Nick is the type of guy that can't take an L. If he pleads guilty to all charges, which include the child endangerment charges from his kid testing possitive for cocaine, he'll forever have that L imprinted on his forehead. Forever to be known online as the cocaine lolyer that plead guilty to giving his kids cocaine. Like how Ralph will forever be known as the pigger tits that plead no contest to his revenge pornographer charges (Featuring the Memphis micro). Just imagine getting into beefs on the Internet with people (Like Brianna Wu in this case) being able to immediately reply with your mugshot and charges

 

[The Feline Solution]

Rekieta strikes back at John "Brianna Wu" Flynt on Twitter:

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John calling himself a filthy tranny?! Is this a sign of the End Times?

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I think that this may make him refuse a plea deal. Why do I say that? Because Nick is the type of guy that can't take an L. If he pleads guilty to all charges, which include the child endangerment charges from his kid testing possitive for cocaine, he'll forever have that L imprinted on his forehead. Forever to be known online as the cocaine lolyer that plead guilty to giving his kids cocaine. Like how Ralph will forever be known as the pigger tits that plead no contest to his revenge pornographer charges (Featuring the Memphis micro). Just imagine getting into beefs on the Internet with people (Like Brianna Wu in this case) being able to immediately reply with your mugshot and charges

maybe he'll try the ralph tack. "i pled no contest, they didn't find me guilty, METOCARE."

 

[Melty Butter]

I'll make fun of our junkie for a lot of things, but not for being up late. I'm a night owl, and it's 4AM here.

Same. Ngl, I miss him at 2 am.

This fucker is missing Trump serving drive-thru at McDonald's, Suitcase Sarah probably getting battered wife syndrome, Tim Pool crying about Russians no longer funding his coffee shop (cue more of Crigler whining about "my" abortion), AND I was forced to listen to flippin' Emily go over the Diddy indictment in which she ignored his cases of lube.

This brings me to an obvious fact: for five months, he could have fired up a stream to discuss any of this and simply said, "I'm not going to discuss my case or read any Superchats related to it."

He could have made some money and fixed his stupid SEO. How hard is that?

 

[SaltyFanta]

John calling himself a filthy tranny?! Is this a sign of the End Times?

Nope just a sign of AGP fetishism.

Nick's really given up on maintaining a distance, he's just openly allowing himself to be goaded into arguments by strangers online. He's on the stand 24/7 with Twitter anons, former friends and a tranny as the prosecution. Here's hoping some of those statements end up in court if this isn't all a release because he knows he's pleading guilty.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Imagine going back to 2020 and posting here that one day the thread would be supporting Wu dunking on Rekieta. Fucking bizarro.

 

[Maude Snew]

Can't wait for him to channel some of that Lowtax "eating a bullet" energy...

He did it was just one of cocaine that's where the shell casing came from.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

When nick and April avoid jail anybody wanna speculate on the revenge they will use to get back at Aaron I look forward to seeing how this plays out

I think it will be that Aaron somehow encouraged it all and is a wife beater and Aaron was the out of control one.

The issue being Aaron was ok on streams and Nick's days at the moment consist of fapping in Aaron alog chats.

I suspect Nick genuinely does blame all of this on Aaron, even though the search warrant puts his involvement at close to zero.

Nick is on something. I dunno what, but no sober person would humiliate themselves like this with every action they take.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Is the election the lolcow season finale of the year or will it be Rekieta’s trial being broadcast online?

The election ultimately is going to cause a lot of drama, whichever way it goes (Drumpf going to poopy rapey prison). A lot of lolcows will likely go critical in response. Nick at some point probably would’ve covered the election had he not done a DSP impression in a pile of coke.

For me, the election is like a feast at the end of a drought. This fall has so far been very content sparse. Rekieta’s lawsuit is like after meal drinks/ coffee and dessert. It’ll either compliment the meal or be a disappointment. Well either get a nice shitty Walmart spread (settling with sealed documents), Rekieta’s seethe faced being streamed (venue makes deserts in house and they are okay), or we get catered deserts from a local place that has a good reputation and made them at the venue (bodycam, Rekieta on the stand, April on the stand, Kayla on the stand, and Aaron the revenge pornographer on the stand. Maybe even Ralph and Jim.)

Rate me if you wish, but that’s my feelings on 2024.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

He could have made some money and fixed his stupid SEO. How hard is that?

Have you considered that he is incredibly lazy and none of that stuff is FUN?

I suspect Nick genuinely does blame all of this on Aaron, even though the search warrant puts his involvement at close to zero.

I think he blames Aaron for just getting out of the whole situation and not being arrested with them and then laughing at them about it. Not because Aaron shoulders any actual blame for the cops showing up.