Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 53 24.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 72 33.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 24 11.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 66 30.3%

  • Total voters
    218
If Nick is retired as a Lolcow HoFer, his Jamaica singlet should be hung from the rafters.

My pitch: We immortalise it by getting either a "Golden Balldo" special prize category during LotY each year, or give us a Golden Balldo reaction sticker, so farmers can use the react to mark when we find something to be the very finest in Lolcow behaviour.
 
When is Nick streaming again? We've had 5 months of Trump & Guns stories I need to hear his legal takes on. I need to hear all about the hot news headlines like the Trump assassination attempt and Joe Biden dropping out. Why won't he stream, guys?

Rekieta must be feeling so relieved that his contract with Rumble (which was definitely renewed) allows him to go almost two months without doing any streams. Rekieta is definitely a very blessed person for Rumble to understand the immense talent he represents, to allow such freedom within his contract.

I'm sure he will stream soon, very soon, or really soon, as he promised.
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When is Nick streaming again? We've had 5 months of Trump & Guns stories I need to hear his legal takes on. I need to hear all about the hot news headlines like the Trump assassination attempt and Joe Biden dropping out. Why won't he stream, guys?
I'm sure he will stream soon, very soon, or really soon, as he promised.
He will stream when gets the go-ahead from the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil, which of course included Bob and Celeste. When we shall allow him to stream, well to Nick I can only say soon, maybe even very soon or perhaps really soon. But Kouncil meetings can often get off track and well a few of us gotta drive some keeedz around for events, but don't worry, soon.
 
It didn't cross your mind, but it did cross the mind of others.
I worried. While this thread has found 2-3 clips of Nick barking at his kids a bit, there are another 5 or so in which he had to interrupt his stream to tend to the daughter (the one who tested positive) with night terrors.

(Incidentally, this is when I started worrying about Kayla as a mother. Nick was working and, stereotypically, it's the mother who calms a terrified child. Also, in my experience this calming usually takes 5-10 min., a proper snuggle, etc. Nick would be back within 2 minutes. At the time, I pondered if he just fired up her iPad.)

The confusion (Captain Manning's and others) may be because Nick did a fairly good job keeping his kids private. Until around the Worst Day and Hedonism II, we knew next to nothing about his kids' personalities, save the favored and difficult daughter. I don't recall him ever expressing animosity to any individual kid. He just whined about driving them everywhere. (In fact, it's concerning how much other streamers share about their kids in comparison.)

Anyway, I always assumed Nick's karma would come as his kids got older. I remember him declaring "Babies LOVE me!" All his kids were developing agency. The Kermit voice that his kids (and fans) loved so much didn't cut it anymore. My theory: He was experiencing pushback from his audience and inside his home.
 
This tracks, since Sean is the Irish version of John.
Correct. And they both derive from the Hebrew Yohanan, which means "God is gracious."

For future reference, if Nick ever gets felted by a Slavic, they might be named Ivan. For a Hispanic, Juan. The girls aren't left out, either. Common feminine cognates include Joan, Jane, Ivana, etc.

Yes, God is indeed gracious.

Except to Nick, that is. Because Nick hates God. Nick worships Dick Masterson and Satan (in that order).

Meanwhile, Nicholas is a combination of two Greek words that come together to form "victory of the people."

This is also highly appropriate, because in the ongoing matter of The People vs Nicholas Robert Rekieta, the people are deserving of victory.

Look, I don't make the rules here. Some asshole linguist did.
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the jannies do it. it's free
It’s a free service? Wow! hope Josh at least pays them for their work.
He recently gave them a raise and doubled their salary.
And the best part is their tax burden didn't increase any!
 
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April got her Valkyrie tattoo at Granite City Ink Fest, a St. Cloud tattoo convention. The tattoo artist seems to be the same Willmar tattoo artist who likely did her basic bitch tree tattoo, Andres Cabrera.
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April got her Valkyrie tattoo at Granite City Ink Fest, a St. Cloud tattoo convention. The tattoo artist seems to be the same Willmar tattoo artist who likely did her basic bitch tree tattoo, Andres Cabrera.
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Basic bitches always think they're some kind of super symbolic entity because they get tattoos of random mythological shit that means literally nothing to their own life.

Is this Valkyrie supposed to be a metaphor for her? Well maybe if it were on drugs, and a mugshot maybe.
 
Is this Valkyrie supposed to be a metaphor for her? Well maybe if it were on drugs, and a mumugshot maybe.
Didn't Aaron say that Nick give each Qover member a nickname?
Nick was CHAOS
Aaron was the PUGILIST
April was......VALKYRIE
Kayla was not important enough to remember.

(Also, April's ass is flatter than her personality)
 
Basic bitches always think they're some kind of super symbolic entity because they get tattoos of random mythological shit that means literally nothing to their own life.
I guess that's okay to go along with her trailer trash wolves tattoo, probably because she wants to get knotted by wolves, after being completely unsatisfied by a limp Balldo dick.
Didn't Aaron say that Nick give each Qover member a nickname?
This almost needs an AI creation. Seriously, look at these four faggots.
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Imagine the weird cuck cult session where this faggot assigned the three other losers their cult names. (Giving someone a cult name is stereotypical cult behavior it's basically how you announce you're a cult.)
 
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April has immortalized her coke-fueled swinger persona on her skin.
She's literally permanently branded in the form of a large tattoo based on the nickname he gave her?

this seems very cultlike to me but it might be because I'm 168 years old and haven't taken my Centrum Silver for the day
 
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