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Shouldn't she (and the rest of them) be saving her money for, I don't know, legal fees?
Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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She's one of those bitches that keeps her phone in her back pocket lol. I guarantee that phone screen is cracked.
StannisTheMannis
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Possible future April timeline (source: my less-than-flat ass):
Step 1: Gets Valkyrie tattoo
Step 2: Gets eyepatch like Klaus von Stauffenberg
Step 3: Blows up the Balldo bunker in a rehash of Operation Valkyrie.
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Oh shit I just remembered I'm 1488 years old and it's pretty important for me to take my Centrum Silver. So I did.
And Nick Rekieta is still a cuck and April is still a whore and the Qover was one weird and pathetic little cult.
So thank you Centrum Silver.
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Didn't she post from outside the ho-house the other day? I'm wondering where she fits in now, when last we heard CPS were trying their hardest to keep her away from the children. Even if the parents have supervised visitation I can't imagine the government is going to look kindly on her being in the home/"neighbour"?
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Its not cultlike. Its very trailer trash meth romance. Her tats really go well with Nick's snake. Go well in the sense that they have that no class look. Money has always been wasted on Nick because in his heart he always aspires to the trailer park.
Potatoherder
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Nicks lack of streaming has increased the time between drops from 17 days to 20 days. Though there is still a good chance he will get to 430k by his hearing date.
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In the absence of the local raccoon population she has fallen back in to her Stray-for-Pay side hustle. Eating mice and various pests in exchange for Lisa Frank tattoos and the occasional cokefart smuggled thru a screen door.
“Inside you there are 2 wolves,
…both faggots.”
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holyhandgrenade
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It's also been in at least one (definitely more) toilet
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Rackets don't listen to this Scandinavian stalker child incel prude, keeping going you're doing great.
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A wonky-eyed "Valkyrie" with an asymmetrical face, good choice there.
The tattoo's shit, too.
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At first glance I thought it was supposed to be Odin which would at least be slightly authentic but nope it's a Game of Thrones reference. So basic.
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Don’t worry, due to the perfect geometric flatness back there, no bending stress is placed on the phone whatsoever.
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That's fair, to a point.
After all, this thread is more focused on Nick and his career than his children (as it should be) so there is bound to be some oversight. It's probably related to why peripheral players like Nick's wife and best friend Drexel were overlooked for so long as well.
Some people require hard evidence to show serious concern. Though this approach will not reap benefits gained from predictive models, patterned behavior or more abstract thought processes, it will also not suffer drawbacks of encountering the exception to these models/methods.
That said, the goodwill built up by Nick wasn't any more substantial than what was seen on his show combined with hanging around people more dubious than he was which somehow gave him more cred with some people since Nick was accepted as the more reputable of the bunch.
Assuming the children were doing well under the worsening circumstances (and absent evidence that they were doing okay) is something of a double-standard in terms of assessing the wellbeing of anyone in the household in terms of requiring evidence. What we saw was Kayla wasting away and not seeming to leave her bedroom while Nick was on drugs and decaying in front of our eyes.
I've just seen too much in other scenarios to assume the children were unaffected by the worsening conditions and ever increasing drug use (and that includes exposure to drugs). If the parents are a mess then house will be too, whether it's a mansion or an apartment, and regardless of the child's personality. The adults determine the environment more than the children. Consequently, as one learns more about the Rekietas, one can infer much as to the state of the household even without meeting the children (enough not to be surprised anyway).
It remains possible that, for some people, Nick didn't quite fully register as a parent with responsibilities (whether Nick wanted then or not) and what consequences the would be beyond destroying himself and his channel.
That said, the goodwill built up by Nick wasn't any more substantial than what was seen on his show combined with hanging around people more dubious than he was which somehow gave him more cred with some people since Nick was accepted as the more reputable of the bunch.
A lot of people thought Nick was Christian because he said he was, but if one looks back at Nick's Christmas episode back in 2018 it is apparent that Nick didn't like the idea that Jesus was divine at all.
Couple that with the aversion to Nick's religious beliefs as a topic in this thread, and it becomes more believable how he was able to fool so many for so long.
Couple that with the aversion to Nick's religious beliefs as a topic in this thread, and it becomes more believable how he was able to fool so many for so long.
Assuming the children were doing well under the worsening circumstances (and absent evidence that they were doing okay) is something of a double-standard in terms of assessing the wellbeing of anyone in the household in terms of requiring evidence. What we saw was Kayla wasting away and not seeming to leave her bedroom while Nick was on drugs and decaying in front of our eyes.
I've just seen too much in other scenarios to assume the children were unaffected by the worsening conditions and ever increasing drug use (and that includes exposure to drugs). If the parents are a mess then house will be too, whether it's a mansion or an apartment, and regardless of the child's personality. The adults determine the environment more than the children. Consequently, as one learns more about the Rekietas, one can infer much as to the state of the household even without meeting the children (enough not to be surprised anyway).
It remains possible that, for some people, Nick didn't quite fully register as a parent with responsibilities (whether Nick wanted then or not) and what consequences the would be beyond destroying himself and his channel.
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I agree with this statement, but I think it's important to consider the presence of the nanny. It's pretty likely that the situation was in a controlled chaos until she left. It's sad how often I've seen the only person in a wealthy household who knew the health details or the daily life of a child was the nanny, while the parents knew absolutely nothing.
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I’m just trying to figure out if she’s also wearing The Hot Topic Belt. (I don’t see the studs but her arms hanging down where they’d be in all the shots so far.)
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This is probably why the raid and arrest didn't come sooner. Nick and Kayla and whatever other perverts were roaming the house fucking everything in sight were doing absolutely nothing to maintain the house for the children, but the nanny was, until she finally left, whether because Nick tried to rape her or she just had enough.
At that point, it descended into feral Lord of the Flies territory as Nick and Kayla just engaged in sex and drug orgies nonstop while the kids starved, stank, had no clean clothes, starved, and eventually were traumatized by battering rams knocking down the front door and taking them out of their home.
All thanks to Nick. The absolutely subhuman piece of shit who should be against a wall.
Melty Butter
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Excellent, we're back to snarking on April!
I had a detailed bitchy makeup post ready to go (deep diving her IG was a bad idea) but decided the the men here wouldn't appreciate my SPF and foundation primer advice. I've cut it down to pics. Highlights:
Cystic acne in youth:
Probable eczema judging from hands:
Problematic plucking making her Juipter-sized forehead look bigger. Brows should be 1/4" longer towards her nose. Her friends know how to do it.
Ironically, her sister wife looked younger than April when she was 38 pre-surgery. Compare with April at 29.
(What's going on with her neck below the choker?)
She follows Donatella. Appropriate.
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Based on this information I think we can safely downgrade her to a midwestern 6, maybe even a 5.
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That's before taking into account her personality, which reduces her to a -1 or so. As in maybe you'd fuck her with a gun to your head if you were so filled with sin you'd go to Hell if shot in the head.
If you were satisfied with your moral inventory, you'd gladly take a bullet to your head and go to your ultimate reward rather than degrade your soul by having anything to do with this foul whore.