Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 70 32.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 66 30.8%

  • Total voters
    214
She follows Donatella. Appropriate.
Now I know where April got her eyeliner technique from. They look like they could be sisters!

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Problematic plucking making her Juipter-sized forehead look bigger. Brows should be 1/4" longer towards her nose. Her friends know how to do it.
April has been torturing her poor eyebrows for well over a decade. At least since high school.

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Excellent, we're back to snarking on April!
I had a detailed bitchy makeup post ready to go (deep diving her IG was a bad idea) but decided the the men here wouldn't appreciate my SPF and foundation primer advice. I've cut it down to pics. Highlights:

Cystic acne in youth:
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Probable eczema judging from hands:
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Problematic plucking making her Juipter-sized forehead look bigger. Brows should be 1/4" longer towards her nose. Her friends know how to do it.
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Ironically, her sister wife looked younger than April when she was 38 pre-surgery. Compare with April at 29.
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(What's going on with her neck below the choker?)
She follows Donatella. Appropriate.
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I'm geting faran sock/Cynthia sock vibes from this person, but again I'm just a retard
 
I agree with this statement, but I think it's important to consider the presence of the nanny. It's pretty likely that the situation was in a controlled chaos until she left. It's sad how often I've seen the only person in a wealthy household who knew the health details or the daily life of a child was the nanny, while the parents knew absolutely nothing.

The nanny did errands and drove the kids around. The nanny not doing house cleaning is probably why Aaron gave up on cleaning the carpets (they had been neglected too long). If she did any cleaning, it wasn't her job.

Aaron would know, having cleaned the house himself while she was there.



Your account of a nanny being more attentive is believably sad. I've seen wealthy people bad living conditions. Mansion laden with dirty laundry packed into/under furniture and pockets of rotten food. Buying new clothes in lieu of laundry, too much food, food rots, no one cleans it, family subsists on snack food and takeout leading to wrappers and such. Their solutions compound the initial problem leading to a worse environment.
 
April got her Valkyrie tattoo at Granite City Ink Fest, a St. Cloud tattoo convention. The tattoo artist seems to be the same Willmar tattoo artist who likely did her basic bitch tree tattoo, Andres Cabrera.
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Lol the fucking nose is crooked, the bird looks retarded and has a crooked face too, the eyes on the valkyrie are uneven and her chin has a bump on the left side. Madder o fact the entire thing is asymetrical. The whole thing is also pillow shaded (really noticeable on the raven where the way the light is impacting it makes no fucking sense) so add a hundred points to 'this artist is fucking awful'.

Absolute dogass, even amateur artists can handle facial symmetry better, literally do a loomis head and mark perpendicular lines crossing at the height of each facial feature with washable ink on her skin, then take out the gun.

Even discounting the subject matter being fucking awful, the composition looking like a white trash special and tattoos being lame in general you most definitely could not pay me enough to etch those third rate scribbles on my body.

I give this tattoo and 'artist' a 1/10, may God have mercy on them because I won't.

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Nick was CHAOS
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(who's going to be the first to edit Nick's smug face on chaos and anyone else on Jack)

Edit 2: I keep finding more and more amateur tier flaws on that tattoo, it really is fucking dogshit. :story:
 
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Nicks lack of streaming has increased the time between drops from 17 days to 20 days. Though there is still a good chance he will get to 430k by his hearing date.
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He can just break Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil rules and stream right now to find another 1,000 people who say "WTF I was still subscribed to this child-abusing junkie" and smash that unsubscribe button.
Buying new clothes in lieu of laundry, too much food, food rots, no one cleans it, family subsists on snack food and takeout leading to wrappers and such.
Too much food? Like the $3,000/month "snack budget" Nick used to complain about? At least he doesn't have to worry about that anymore so it can all go toward buying more liquor, more cocaine, and more shitty tats for him and his sidepiece whore.
 
He can just break Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil rules and stream right now to find another 1,000 people who say "WTF I was still subscribed to this child-abusing junkie" and smash that unsubscribe button.
Could he? Evidence points towards the fact that he cannot, though if he did stream, I think it would be even more than just 1k, probably closer to 2 or even 3.
 
i still don't get how sending the dude 20+ dollars to seethe at him is a W in nick's coked out mind.
20 is retarded pleb money to do it, if nick wanted to flex and he wanted to act like a big baller, 500 bucks to drop some nuke on him could be a valid play. But nick isn't built like that, he doesn't have that sort of money to throw around and he doesn't really have a nuke on the guy to play. So yeah, you are absolutely right, some pissant 20 dollar superchat is weak.
 
So they had a nanny, makes a body wonder if they ever set up nanny cams, and whether there are thousands of hours of unedited balldo degeneracy just sitting there in their icloud/google drive accounts imagine if he actually did try to force himself on the nanny and he didn't delete the footage because he is a fucking hole brained retard
 
20 is retarded pleb money to do it, if nick wanted to flex and he wanted to act like a big baller, 500 bucks to drop some nuke on him could be a valid play. But nick isn't built like that, he doesn't have that sort of money to throw around and he doesn't really have a nuke on the guy to play. So yeah, you are absolutely right, some pissant 20 dollar superchat is weak.
A single $500 super that reads "congratulations loser, you're making rent this month" is too much of a Chad move for this faggot, just look at him.

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Even John could provide a safer home to children, as John himself pointed out, a "loving, cocaine-free home." LMAO.

Imagine getting body slammed and leg dropped by Flynt.

Put a fork in him, he's done.
Nicks brain really is Swiss cheese in that he has no issue talking about Wu’s sexchange… and when Wu gave a massive opening for a groomer joke, he fucking just gave up.

Like really? A tranny offeres to take your kids in and you just give up? all the times you called KF pedos for asking about your kids but Brianna Wu offeres to literally take them into his home and you just go silent like you think it might be a good idea?

(maybe he ran to Kayla and told her that someone was willing to take their kids and trying to convince her it’s a good idea)
 
20 is retarded pleb money to do it, if nick wanted to flex and he wanted to act like a big baller, 500 bucks to drop some nuke on him could be a valid play. But nick isn't built like that, he doesn't have that sort of money to throw around and he doesn't really have a nuke on the guy to play. So yeah, you are absolutely right, some pissant 20 dollar superchat is weak.
He neeeds to save those higher amounts for his eightballs. Do you realize how expensive cocaine is these days? He needs his cocaine, so maybe he has to budget on his superchats. He's too poor to spend 500 bucks on a superchat when he really needs a few lines.
 
So they had a nanny, makes a body wonder if they ever set up nanny cams, and whether there are thousands of hours of unedited balldo degeneracy just sitting there in their icloud/google drive accounts imagine if he actually did try to force himself on the nanny and he didn't delete the footage because he is a fucking hole brained retard
That woman saw some horrors. We know Nick and his whores are exhibitionists who love being naked. We know they'd walk around the house naked and do retarded cocaine orgies. We know the former nanny complained about an abusive narcissist in her life. So odds are pretty good Nick did some sex pest shit and started seething and shower texting her since she didn't want to join his junkie coomer dungeon and take the balldo.

Not even attempted rape. Skelly Nicky with his twig wrists, limp shoulders, and erectile dysfunction would find rape as hard a challenge as sobriety. He has so many holes in his brain he'd just trip and break a leg and end up with the balldo up his ass.
 
Not even attempted rape. Skelly Nicky with his twig wrists, limp shoulders, and erectile dysfunction would find rape as hard a challenge as sobriety. He has so many holes in his brain he'd just trip and break a leg and end up with the balldo up his ass.
I never said he was successful even a reasonably healthy woman could push him off in his drugged up state but that was def the last straw. Either that or she found the teddy cam in the bathroom and lost her shit.
 
Excellent, we're back to snarking on April!
I had a detailed bitchy makeup post ready to go (deep diving her IG was a bad idea) but decided the the men here wouldn't appreciate my SPF and foundation primer advice. I've cut it down to pics. Highlights:

Cystic acne in youth:
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Probable eczema judging from hands:
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Problematic plucking making her Juipter-sized forehead look bigger. Brows should be 1/4" longer towards her nose. Her friends know how to do it.
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Ironically, her sister wife looked younger than April when she was 38 pre-surgery. Compare with April at 29.
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(What's going on with her neck below the choker?)
She follows Donatella. Appropriate.
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genuinely why choose this wall hitter over his wife, or any other woman for that matter.
 
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