Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[PetiteFeet]

Me when it's starting to get dark, and my pet boglim won't come back inside

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Jessica Boyle trying to lure your pet boglim outside his trailer.

 

[fukkit]

I'm thinking 3 maybe 4 drink combos in one day is the limit

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I'm thinking 3 maybe 4 drink combos in one day is the limit

Lookin' like at least 4, 'toobz. Did he already finish the bag?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Only Cobes would get a grab bag of those nasty 99 Bananas shooters because it's Halloween candy for alcoholic boglims.

 

[DeeDee]

Advanced alcoholism is not giving a fuck about taste and just looking to get blitzed. There’s a reason you hear stories of people drinking plastic bottle vodka, cologne, and buying shit literally based on percentage of booze.

If Cobes has a bit more money and could keep a bottle on hand at all times, we probably would see him start creeping into permanently drunk status instead of buzzed.

He would absolutely be on dialysis by now or dead from alcohol poisoning (or choking on vomit but I digress). I prefer the current saga where he might be shot instead.

 

[WhoCares666]

Big assumptions here but if he has ammo and didn't even attempt to get any during the incident it makes it seem like that was never really his intention

It was loaded already. In the original video you can't see it, but you can clearly hear him shuck the shell out of the shotgun before he puts it back in the closet.

 

[niggers]

Lookin' like at least 4, 'toobz. Did he already finish the bag?

bro I am getting excited, cobes is ramping up the booze as halloween approaches, i can feel the drunken shenanigans coming in my bones toobs

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

To add to the alcoholism talk. Like any intoxicant at a certain point they stop drinking for pleasure and do it to feel normal. Then with CNS depressants like alcohol or barbiturates it escalates to doing it because if you stop you'll start seizing up and die without medical intervention.
With other alcoholic cows, specifically OnlyUseMeBlade and WorldOfTShirts there is a very fine line between "I've drank enough to feel okay." and "I've drank too much and will black out."
While they will try most of the time to walk that line and reach a homeostasis where they can somewhat function normally, they may be pushed over on stream to drink a few more until they black out. Cobra is a different boglim. From when I started watching him, he seems to have no regard for walking the line and considers the only limit to be how much booze he has on hand.
The "one drink" on his birthday where he downed an entire handle of vodka.
The black out stream where he tried downing an entire bottle of jack daniels.
The countless, nameless "chillin" streams where he drinks to passing out. There are dozens of BogChron summaries where the boy ends it passed out in the dead dog chair.
This also seems to be either mitigated or exacerbated by what kind of booze he has access too. Some days it's just a 12 pack of girly flavored piss beer, some days it's a whole bottle of distilled ethanol. Buuuuuuuuuut it is what it is toobs.

 

[Durkadurkadurka]

How long before our boy starts drinking mouthwash and claims it’s healthy?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Lookin' like at least 4, 'toobz. Did he already finish the bag?

That's just how boglims celebrate launching a new tshirt they designed, bud. Also he recently made the most affordable piece of merch in his store: A Cobra Craft Wands garden flag
"Add a badass touch to your garden with this flag".

 

[Slim Boglim]

That's just how boglims celebrate launching a new tshirt they designed, bud. Also he recently made the most affordable piece of merch in his store: A Cobra Craft Wands garden flag
"Add a badass touch to your garden with this flag".

The fact he does his own boglim marketing copywriting is the kino cardinal cherry on the kino sundae

 

[anliteralidiot]

That's just how boglims celebrate launching a new tshirt they designed, bud. Also he recently made the most affordable piece of merch in his store: A Cobra Craft Wands garden flag
"Add a badass touch to your garden with this flag".

Oh shit I'm tempted...

 

[Bixby Snyder]

To add to the alcoholism talk. Like any intoxicant at a certain point they stop drinking for pleasure and do it to feel normal. Then with CNS depressants like alcohol or barbiturates it escalates to doing it because if you stop you'll start seizing up and die without medical intervention.
With other alcoholic cows, specifically OnlyUseMeBlade and WorldOfTShirts there is a very fine line between "I've drank enough to feel okay." and "I've drank too much and will black out."
While they will try most of the time to walk that line and reach a homeostasis where they can somewhat function normally, they may be pushed over on stream to drink a few more until they black out. Cobra is a different boglim. From when I started watching him, he seems to have no regard for walking the line and considers the only limit to be how much booze he has on hand.
The "one drink" on his birthday where he downed an entire handle of vodka.
The black out stream where he tried downing an entire bottle of jack daniels.
The countless, nameless "chillin" streams where he drinks to passing out. There are dozens of BogChron summaries where the boy ends it passed out in the dead dog chair.
This also seems to be either mitigated or exacerbated by what kind of booze he has access too. Some days it's just a 12 pack of girly flavored piss beer, some days it's a whole bottle of distilled ethanol. Buuuuuuuuuut it is what it is toobs.

Lotta words to say KingCobraJFS is a sexy goth bad boy who has a high alcohol tolerance and he rules your trolle life

 

[Slim Boglim]

“I be busting mad raps like Slim Shady
Yo, Jessica Boyle got arms like a lunch lady”

Is such a fucking visceral burn. Genius. Absolutely murdered her with that bar, king.

 

[UncleBlazer]

Most people seem to forget that the last time Cobes went shooting he missed targets a few yards away. His wonk eyes really affect his marksmanship. He's got two shots with that shotgun and one is going 4 ft above her head and then other is going into the dirt between them.

As long as he aims in the general direction of her goiter we should be good. It's pretty impossible to miss.

 

[DickMain]

It's a shame Cobes doesn't have friends anymore, it would be kino if Warlord and Darfliny hatted up and came to Cobe's aid as he confronted methica and her paypig alogs at high noon.

What could have been.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Oh shit I'm tempted...

Better not fund a boglim's alcoholism, GIRL.

The fact he does his own boglim marketing copywriting is the kino cardinal cherry on the kino sundae

Some of the descriptions are fucking great too.

"owning the trolls with this shirt"
"you cant contain cobras magic"
"Puff is a awesome lizard"

"Sick it to online bullies with this funny KingCobraJFS anti troll shirt"
The anti trole shirt in question:

 

['Ole Dente]

One time in college I did cheap gin and water because we were out of mixers. It was and still is the foulest goddamn thing I have ever drunk in my entire life.

I was working outside in -40c for a spell and I had to do that with hot rose tea and vodka for a couple of days just to feel a little warmer. Hard alcohol and vodka in particular is a disgusting drink that only the most apathetic fucks on this planet drink for fun, but boy, that concoction was an evil thing.

 

[bookers]

Need to get Darflinny to make cobra a sword. Or maybe a battle axe.
Safer than a gun but could also be used to slay any evil bogwitches that show up at the trailer

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I was working outside in -40c for a spell and I had to do that with hot rose tea and vodka for a couple of days just to feel a little warmer. Hard alcohol and vodka in particular is a disgusting drink that only the most apathetic fucks on this planet drink for fun, but boy, that concoction was an evil thing.

Gotta be careful with that, alcohol lowers your body temperature while making you 'feel' warmer, you can accidentally develop hypothermia passed out in the Dead Dog Chair upside down in a snowbank.