Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oliver Onions]

Is he just trying to fool himself with these easily disproven lies at this point?

He's in too deep with the bit; he can't pivot now or he'll lose the remaining handful of faithfuls who actually believed his bullshit gubment conspiracy cope.

Oh who am I kidding: he could say he is 100% guilty of everything and he doesn't give a fuck what you think and there would still be Locals wine moms trying to fix him.

Can't wait for him to channel some of that Lowtax "eating a bullet" energy...

Hopefully he channels the Lowtax eating a gigantic stick of pepperoni energy first.

(Yes I did quote you just so I could share my favourite image of all time)

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

My man Bossman can't ever catch a break, every winning streak, every chance at finally being Lolcow of the year ends up turning to ashes as soon as that damned RATkeita rocks up and gets himself publicly slaughtered by Briana Wu of ALL people.
Dude doesn't even own a set of testicles to utilise a Balldo with but he STILL managed to publicly sodomize the wetbrained junkie.

Shamefrul dispray.

 

[demicolon]

Nick got his dream of being like Dax, that is being a cow who gets fucked in the ass but this time by other cows.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

Anyone else heard this rumour about April's cousin apparently he is coming for Aaron after April confirmed all the abuse and mind Games Aaron the control freak apparently destroyed April and it was the rekieta 2 that gave her the courage to leave him I don't know if they are going the legal route or the cousin is just going to give him a hell of a beating when April tells her story a lot of people will owe her apologies when the true evil that Aaron inflicted on her .

Only rumor I've heard is that you're a colossal faggot.

 

[Sam Losco]

Anyone else heard this rumour about April's cousin apparently he is coming for Aaron after April confirmed all the abuse and mind Games Aaron the control freak apparently destroyed April and it was the rekieta 2 that gave her the courage to leave him I don't know if they are going the legal route or the cousin is just going to give him a hell of a beating when April tells her story a lot of people will owe her apologies when the true evil that Aaron inflicted on her .

Fuck off retard. Go paypig Nick some more, he needs the money.

 

[break these cuffs]

Anyone else heard this rumour about April's cousin apparently he is coming for Aaron after April confirmed all the abuse and mind Games Aaron the control freak apparently destroyed April and it was the rekieta 2 that gave her the courage to leave him I don't know if they are going the legal route or the cousin is just going to give him a hell of a beating when April tells her story a lot of people will owe her apologies when the true evil that Aaron inflicted on her .

I think your mother was trying to say some shit like that last night before I stuffed my cock in her mouth to shut her up.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Anyone else heard this rumour about April's cousin apparently he is coming for Aaron after April confirmed all the abuse and mind Games Aaron the control freak apparently destroyed April and it was the rekieta 2 that gave her the courage to leave him I don't know if they are going the legal route or the cousin is just going to give him a hell of a beating when April tells her story a lot of people will owe her apologies when the true evil that Aaron inflicted on her .

Yeah dude, becoming a third wheel coke whore is the best way to escape an abuser, thank god for Nick

I mean, how the fuck was she supposed to take all her not-her-kids and scram? By getting a job? Impossible

The only thing tying her down was free rent

 

[miniature chungus]

Imagine going back to 2020 and posting here that one day the thread would be supporting Wu dunking on Rekieta. Fucking bizarro.

If i saw a gay dude and a tranny beating the shit out of each other im gonna watch and laugh, whoever looses im still winning

No one is "supporting" either side thats a retarded take, in fact maybe the gay dude will gave the tranny aids and they can both die, now THAT would be kino

 

[SomeGuy1111]

April got her Valkyrie tattoo

April has immortalized her coke-fueled swinger persona on her skin. Reminder that this chick is almost 30

It's a good thing April and Nick are soulmates who share true love and will always be together forever. Otherwise, these tattoos would be REALLY embarrassing

 

[800 Chupacabras]

BMJ beat him to a holding cell, but that's about it.

Rest assured Nick has lost more money in lawsuits, drugs, and other ways than BMJ has fucking around.
There's a reason why rickety rackets is selling his second property desperately trying to get money.

Rackets has stopped being funny, though. Maybe he would be funny still if there weren’t so many kids involved, but now it’s just watching a narcissist burn through all his fuel. BMJ has him beat on the funny part of being a lolcow.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It's a good thing April and Nick are soulmates who share true love and will always be together forever. Otherwise, these tattoos would be REALLY embarrassing

Getting tattoos for relationships, real talk, is idiotic. People break up, get divorced, etc. It's like the worst thing you can do to your body, ESPECIALLY if it needs removal.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Biggest time bomb in the sektÜr by far

Which is crazy when your competition is Ethan fucking Ralph.

 

[Spergichu]

Anyone else heard this rumour about April's cousin apparently he is coming for Aaron after April confirmed all the abuse and mind Games Aaron the control freak apparently destroyed April and it was the rekieta 2 that gave her the courage to leave him I don't know if they are going the legal route or the cousin is just going to give him a hell of a beating when April tells her story a lot of people will owe her apologies when the true evil that Aaron inflicted on her .

Anyone else heard this rumour about something called punctuation?

I think your mother was trying to say some shit like that last night before I stuffed my cock in her mouth to shut her up.

DTPN!

 

[Hellion]

Anyone else heard this rumour about April's cousin

You are clearly the only one in this thread who has, new account, so we're all curious as to where you heard this rumour?

And what's the name of the cousin?

 

[datura_binge]

I'll admit the way i reconciled it was that it was his version of watching baseball or working on the yard or any other dad activities. If you believe his bullshit about the work schedule and realize he does it "after hours" there is no reason to assume anything about his parenting.

I get where you are coming from here but there are two important caveats to remember: 1. His "work" is his streaming because he does not have a "real" job. 2. He is drinking and doing drugs at work because his work is the streams he is doing the stuff on. For a stay-at-home parent / a work from home adult, I'm gonna hit everybody with reality: There IS NO AFTER HOURS. Parenting is a 24/7 job and if you work from home like Nick does, you are always at work. That's just how it is. If you own a business, you don't really have off-hours, no matter how much people pretend to or say you need "boundaries" it just doesn't work out that way. Consider the fact that Nick somehow failed at the easiest job ever: Logging in on time to a stream where people give you money for nothing. The only excuse he had ever was that for a while, I am willing to bet people thought he had a law office and worked doing "law" during the day before he fired up the streams. That facade was the first to fall, followed by "Christian", followed by "family man", followed by "acceptable human".

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Anyone else heard this rumour about April's cousin apparently he is coming for Aaron after April confirmed all the abuse and mind Games Aaron the control freak apparently destroyed April and it was the rekieta 2 that gave her the courage to leave him I don't know if they are going the legal route or the cousin is just going to give him a hell of a beating when April tells her story a lot of people will owe her apologies when the true evil that Aaron inflicted on her .

Thank you for naming yourself appropriately.
If the rumour was true, "woman makes accusations", what is this, literally any day ever? It would just make you an idiot for blindly believing it's true. But the way you write already proves that.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Anyone else heard this rumour about April's cousin apparently he is coming for Aaron after April confirmed all the abuse and mind Games Aaron the control freak apparently destroyed April and it was the rekieta 2 that gave her the courage to leave him I don't know if they are going the legal route or the cousin is just going to give him a hell of a beating when April tells her story a lot of people will owe her apologies when the true evil that Aaron inflicted on her .

This reads like it was typed by a call center employee. Now Nick is outsourcing Balldoguards from India.

April's not gonna give you bobs and vagene, bro......on second thought, she just might; to quote Chad Zumock: "SHE'S A WHOOORRREE"

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Twice tattooed with qover symbols. What drives a woman to do this? She was hated by Aaron’s chat and this whole qover thing is just unknown in Nick’s hardcore fandom. I really feel like April should push out Kayla from the picture further and do streams with Nick side by side and open up about their relationship. I see absolutely zero downside to this for Nick as well as April.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Rackets has stopped being funny, though. Maybe he would be funny still if there weren’t so many kids involved, but now it’s just watching a narcissist burn through all his fuel. BMJ has him beat on the funny part of being a lolcow.

Yesterday Rekieta just got his ass blasted by a troon.
The day before he paid money to be relentlessly mocked.
How can you say he is not funny anymore?
You think this guy isn`t funny?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Anyone else heard this rumour about April's cousin apparently he is coming for Aaron after April confirmed all the abuse and mind Games Aaron the control freak apparently destroyed April and it was the rekieta 2 that gave her the courage to leave him I don't know if they are going the legal route or the cousin is just going to give him a hell of a beating when April tells her story a lot of people will owe her apologies when the true evil that Aaron inflicted on her .

I forget, are you the Nick paypig who's marriage's deterioration was hastened by Nick's degenerate "advice" or a different paypig? You all run together in my head now. Except Still-Life, that guy's a special kind of lunatic.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu please refresh the thread's memory. Which retard was Art?

Rackets has stopped being funny, though. Maybe he would be funny still if there weren’t so many kids involved, but now it’s just watching a narcissist burn through all his fuel. BMJ has him beat on the funny part of being a lolcow.

Bossman Jack going to jail will end his story on a bittersweet note. We all know it's coming, but it will be a solemn occasion in which the farms mourns the loss of his content.

But it will be uproariously funny when the full consequences of Nick's actions crash his life into a tree on the way back from a drunken bender at the grand re-opening of the Gay90s. BLAZE OF GLORY BABY, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!