Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Anyone else heard this rumour about April's cousin apparently he is coming for Aaron after April confirmed all the abuse and mind Games Aaron the control freak apparently destroyed April and it was the rekieta 2 that gave her the courage to leave him I don't know if they are going the legal route or the cousin is just going to give him a hell of a beating when April tells her story a lot of people will owe her apologies when the true evil that Aaron inflicted on her .

Hi Art.

I imagine the Locals isn't doing so hot, so you had to come here to suck Nick off and be true to your name.

Bold move. Let's see if it pays off.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Anyone else heard this rumour about April's cousin apparently he is coming for Aaron after April confirmed all the abuse and mind Games Aaron the control freak apparently destroyed April and it was the rekieta 2 that gave her the courage to leave him I don't know if they are going the legal route or the cousin is just going to give him a hell of a beating when April tells her story a lot of people will owe her apologies when the true evil that Aaron inflicted on her .

I forget, are you the Nick paypig who's marriage's deterioration was hastened by Nick's degenerate "advice" or a different paypig? You all run together in my head now. Except Still-Life, that guy's a special kind of lunatic.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu please refresh the thread's memory. Which retard was Art?


Bossman Jack going to jail will end his story on a bittersweet note. We all know it's coming, but it will be a solemn occasion in which the farms mourns the loss of his content.

But it will be uproariously funny when the full consequences of Nick's actions crash his life into a tree on the way back from a drunken bender at the grand re-opening of the Gay90s. BLAZE OF GLORY BABY, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!

Yeah, if it's the same guy, didn't he post his (now ex-)wife's poopy butthole to Locals?

 

[Bepis]

I forget, are you the Nick paypig who's marriage's deterioration was hastened by Nick's degenerate "advice" or a different paypig? You all run together in my head now. Except Still-Life, that guy's a special kind of lunatic.

ArttheClown was indeed an exceptionally stupid paypig. Most notable for being adamantly on the side of the mom and chomo stepdad in the Sophie Long case and for his wife posting her filthy ass on Locals.

 

[You're MDNWU]

Twice tattooed with qover symbols. What drives a woman to do this?

She's proving to Nick her love and that she's the rightful wife he should leave his baggage behind for and elope to LA.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He's in too deep with the bit; he can't pivot now or he'll lose the remaining handful of faithfuls who actually believed his bullshit gubment conspiracy cope.

Oh who am I kidding: he could say he is 100% guilty of everything and he doesn't give a fuck what you think and there would still be Locals wine moms trying to fix him.

Hopefully he channels the Lowtax eating a gigantic stick of pepperoni energy first.
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(Yes I did quote you just so I could share my favourite image of all time)

It's been done:

Lowtax:
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Same energy.

Still a classic though. Given where things are now, Lowtax was somehow the more successful one. Maybe not in streaming, but certainly in terms of gross income. I mean, I guess it's not over for Nick (yet), but I'm just not seeing a comeback.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah, if it's the same guy, didn't he post his (now ex-)wife's poopy butthole to Locals?

It was either him or her posting it. I forget which, as they were both in there. I don't think it really matters which one though. He's another degenerate from that era who's assmad they are not having "fun" anymore.

Coming here is an interesting choice though.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

It was either him or her posting it. I forget which, as they were both in there. I don't think it really matters which one though. He's another degenerate from that era who's assmad they are not having "fun" anymore.

Coming here is an interesting choice though.

Scat fetishist? Someone refer him to the troon section

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I get where you are coming from here but there are two important caveats to remember: 1. His "work" is his streaming because he does not have a "real" job. 2. He is drinking and doing drugs at work because his work is the streams he is doing the stuff on. For a stay-at-home parent / a work from home adult, I'm gonna hit everybody with reality: There IS NO AFTER HOURS. Parenting is a 24/7 job and if you work from home like Nick does, you are always at work. That's just how it is. If you own a business, you don't really have off-hours, no matter how much people pretend to or say you need "boundaries" it just doesn't work out that way. Consider the fact that Nick somehow failed at the easiest job ever: Logging in on time to a stream where people give you money for nothing. The only excuse he had ever was that for a while, I am willing to bet people thought he had a law office and worked doing "law" during the day before he fired up the streams. That facade was the first to fall, followed by "Christian", followed by "family man", followed by "acceptable human".

I will play devil's advocate and say that providing reasonably informed law commentary and content would have required a decent level of effort that would be a significant workload when added to parental duties. Nick's failing is multi-layered.

First, he was lazy in his personal life and its organisation. He did not have a good balance setup between himself, his wife, and other potential caretakers for his children. Nick was consistently late, overpromised, and refused to improve technical, work flow, and scheduling flaws with his show for YEARS before people began to dislike him. It was seen as endearing and somewhat whimsical by his fans, but it was a sign that he was really half-arsing it the whole way. Nick rejected good advice and offers of assistance (often free), and still managed to fail successfully for years.

Second, he lacked the credentials and business acumen to expand his show topics and format sustainably. Nick got started in the niche area of talking about the law of bizarre lawsuits and explaining legal jargon while being passable as a humourist and entertainer. His commentary came from a basic understanding of law, but he never invested any time in expanding his own legal knowledge or investing in a system/people to import more legal expertise to the show. He often bemoaned the fact that there were few 'interesting' or 'fun' lawsuits to cover, but he waited like a baby bird with mouth open for topics to fall into his lap. He also was averse to hiring other lawyers to speak more competently on areas of the law he did not know, and instead opted for luck-of-the-draw appearances on his show that were 'paid in exposure'. He did not even want to hire a business manager or consultant to help with any of this. Nick never took the show seriously as a business proposition.

Lastly, Nick was a liar and con man. The image he projected, and the values he espoused were untrue to his core beliefs. This perpetuated a rot that started at the core of his show and afflicted it since the start. The Christian 'trad father' image who can also say 'fuck' now and again appealed to people with a moral compassion, but were put off by the harsh moralism and judgement they had seen in most 'trad conservatives'. But Nick was never any of these things, and as he felt the strain, he tried to leverage his audience's trust to legitimise the degeneracy that was bound within his soul. This clashed spectacularly with the basic moral values of the audience he had cultivated.

I forget, are you the Nick paypig who's marriage's deterioration was hastened by Nick's degenerate "advice" or a different paypig? You all run together in my head now. Except Still-Life, that guy's a special kind of lunatic.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu please refresh the thread's memory. Which retard was Art?

The (former) husband of EgalitarianBtch (of fat, blonde, and shite-stained arse lewd pictures). They both supported Nick's assertion that prudish behaviour ruined marriages, and kinky sex was essential to a long, healthy relationship. Art posted many leads of his then-wife for the rest to ogle and occasionally captured a bit of his large-frame, hirisute figure at the edge of these images. When not engaged as a proponent of degeneracy, he argued with Cynthia and threatened violence and doxxing upon those who disagreed with him. He acted like a tough.

The only other notable thing he has done was a gay op cooked between him, (former) wife, and Nick to 'leak' on a LOCALS stream that she had invited Nick to go to a drag show, but that they were supposed to keep it a secret from Art. This was a plan to discredit the 'kiwifags', however, at this point, Nick's reputation was shite, so it was believable. When Nick tried to pull the 'gotcha', the thread just shrugged and agreed that Nick had played the joke on himself by 'only pretending to be retarded'.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Anyone else heard this rumour about April's cousin apparently he is coming for Aaron after April confirmed all the abuse and mind Games Aaron the control freak apparently destroyed April and it was the rekieta 2 that gave her the courage to leave him I don't know if they are going the legal route or the cousin is just going to give him a hell of a beating when April tells her story a lot of people will owe her apologies when the true evil that Aaron inflicted on her .

You are a massive faggot, noseguard.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

ArttheClown was indeed an exceptionally stupid paypig.

ACompleteRandom has to be the King Mongoloid of them all.

Is this Clown the real deal?
Wasn't he found out on gayops last year?

I remember ArtThe Clown having raised legitimate criticisms once or twice,
either on LAWCOPE Locals or on YouTube comment section.

Spoiler: Nobody cares, still:

I would love to know Twitter is Cancer's whereabouts. Can't say he wasn't somewhat vindicated, derangement aside.

 

[800 Chupacabras]

Yesterday Rekieta just got his ass blasted by a troon.

But it will be uproariously funny when the full consequences of Nick's actions crash his life into a tree on the way back from a drunken bender at the grand re-opening of the Gay90s

These are both very good points, maybe I am swayed a bit back toward Rekieta. Getting blasted by Wu is especially hilarious. The harm that he’s done to his children and now the Imholte’s kids strips away the overall varnish of comedy for me. If there weren’t kids involved in his nonsense, it would be 100% indisputable that should get the title. His contempt for children is just gross.

 

[Captain Manning]

Scat fetishist? Someone refer him to the troon section

I think, to be "fair" (fair?), what happened there was all the hoes were posting their ass pictures for their degenerate Balldo God, and EgalitarianBitch just didn't clean hers properly.

The (former) husband of EgalitarianBtch (of fat, blonde, and shite-stained arse lewd pictures). They both supported Nick's assertion that prudish behaviour ruined marriages, and kinky sex was essential to a long, healthy relationship.

And they ended up getting divorced anyways. Lol.

 

[Dan of Steel]

April got her Valkyrie tattoo at Granite City Ink Fest, a St. Cloud tattoo convention. The tattoo artist seems to be the same Willmar tattoo artist who likely did her basic bitch tree tattoo, Andres Cabrera.
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In general I don't mind people getting tattoos, it's your body and some can look cool even though the vastvast majority look fucking retarded. I think the key to a good tattoo is keeping it simple, like some sort of script or symbol. Overly complicated shit like this always looks fucking horrific. why would you want to put that gaudy horrible portrait on your arm?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I think, to be "fair" (fair?), what happened there was all the hoes were posting their ass pictures for their degenerate Balldo God, and EgalitarianBitch just didn't clean hers properly.

Idk man, in my experience most women obsess over details in photos.

I think there’s a decent chance the poop was a “dog whistle”

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

April got her Valkyrie tattoo at Granite City Ink Fest, a St. Cloud tattoo convention. The tattoo artist seems to be the same Willmar tattoo artist who likely did her basic bitch tree tattoo, Andres Cabrera.
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oh goodness forgive me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2icPizo2_g

 

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[Soapmore]

And they ended up getting divorced anyways. Lol.

I'm sad, in a way, to hear EgalitarianBitch left ArtTheClown, because their mutually shitty personalities on display seemed well matched, like infinity mirrors in a back booth of some dirty hot dog restaurant in a mall somewhere; cool and romantic for your first date at 15 over slurpees and corndogs but shitty to basically everyone else with functional senses, Bitch and her doormat Art seemed made for each other. Alas, even she could not tolerate his feckless cuckery, and left for someone who's skillful hand could help her wash the shit from her vagina.

 

[Strix454]

Anyone else heard this rumour about April's cousin apparently he is coming for Aaron after April confirmed all the abuse and mind Games Aaron the control freak apparently destroyed April and it was the rekieta 2 that gave her the courage to leave him I don't know if they are going the legal route or the cousin is just going to give him a hell of a beating when April tells her story a lot of people will owe her apologies when the true evil that Aaron inflicted on her .

Nick already played this card months ago and the only people who were interested were a bunch of THOTs and onlyfans girls. The type of woman who marry old men and the type of women who demand donations from their simps to pay for their wedding.

April is by rumor a coke whore swinger up on drug charges who continues to lives with the married man who supplied her drugs. A married man whose under-10 daughter tested postiive for coke use. Throwing her under the bus or sending her on Chrissy Mayr to cry about Aaron isn't going to do much at this point.

The only thing that rings true in your rumor is that Nick is too much of a chickenshit to go fight Aaron himself. Getting some distant relative of April to go fight Aaron because he is too much of a coward to do it is a very Nick thing to do.

Give it up NIck. Its over. Bottom of the barrell troons are dunking on you now. There is no comeback.

 

[Beeeeeejams]

April is the quintessential mid-30s trashy small town Midwestern woman. Her wardrobe and tattoos scream "I will work either as a waitress or in a factory line forever"

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I'm just gonna cross post this from the State v Rekieta thread:

Oh is this new? He filed an appeal. This is a very extraordinary measure; you generally never file an interlocutory appeal in a criminal case until after the trial, because there's no point if you win.

Rekieta filed a petition for discretionary review in his criminal case on the last day to do it.
He's using the same arguments he already did, with more whining about Aaron (his ex-boyfriend lover).
Maybe this will fix his addiction to being DENIED.
Discuss it HERE.