Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 49 25.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 64 32.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 22 11.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 59 30.3%

  • Total voters
    195
Not really. He outright makes up a lot of shit and takes stuff from here, then gets it wrong anyway. He's just sometimes funny doing it.
One thing that made PPP very hard to take seriously was his borderline anti-capitalist position he was pushing against Rekieta and other streamers at that time. Which also included Jim, IIRC. This was old 240p cell phone video PPP.

And he CLEARLY doesn't believe it anymore because of the Casino.

TBF, I think PPP has since admitted that was a really dumb argument. He kinda has to. "METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR $50!"

I'll give Rekieta shit for a lot of things, but not for making money in general. Just like I wouldn't give PPP and Andy shit for it (though the way they interrupt a segment to do their dono announcements can get pretty annoying).

Refused to join his locals, but this can't be real. A wine mom posted an ass picture with doo-doo-butter?
Yes.

Do they understand @MNPublicRecords had to get the documents physically in person or are they retarded?
They are from Nick's Locals. What do you think?

I have it on the lEeGulL authority that SnaPPPe/Ralphamale Esq. that it is in fact @Captain Manning who is the f-slur.
I like PPP's idea here. Nick should totally run with that argument. The entire courtroom will clap, and I will go to forever jail.
 
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Nick was self-described as "Chaos".
AHAHAHAHA! That is so fucking childish and cringe. Nick, take down your cringey edgelord Joker painting. You are hereby demoted down in edgelord status. Your new background shall be this:
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Getting tattoos for relationships, real talk, is idiotic. People break up, get divorced, etc. It's like the worst thing you can do to your body, ESPECIALLY if it needs removal.
This is why bikers get :feels: Mom tattoos. Hard to go wrong with that.

Also, the next superchat Nick makes should be asking for the streamer to do a toast (or a fat rail) for his poor deceased channel.
 
However, though some miracle (for him) the people that hate him are so stupid and wretched that he manages to slide by every time.

Teflon Imholte.
His A-logs haven't ruined either of his marriages, guaranteed miserable youths for his kids (and their ensuing resentment toward him), or duped him into felony sex crimes. That the people making fun of him online are cringe is small comfort compared to his tradition of raking himself when the most minimal of self-control or foresight could have saved him some trouble.

And actually I think his a-logs did scalp Aaron, I think one of them sent this compilation of him violating his RO with his first wife to the county LEO bureaucracy (judges, DAs, etc). Violating a RO aside it's gay to get wrapped up into court for just saying shit.
It's actually worse than that: The author of this compilation emailed it to prosecutors, judges, the sheriff's office, first wife's lawyer, first wife, Aaron, and cc'd Melton. According to Melton it was professionally drafted so there's a better chance recipients won't just dismiss it outright. It really bothered Aaron, tipping his hand by ranting about how his detractors want to kill him, crucify him, and etc. He's still coping it's up to the HRO petitioner to get the courts to slap him on the wrist. If that were the case, why is there a hearing a week from now in the first place?
 
Didn't Aaron say that Nick give each Qover member a nickname?
Nick was CHAOS
Aaron was the PUGILIST
April was......VALKYRIE
Kayla was not important enough to remember.

(Also, April's ass is flatter than her personality)
Holy. That is the most cringe part of all this. Also wtf is the lore on the “qove” phrase, where does it come from and what does it mean,
 
Everything he said summed up to “you can’t hate me more than I hate me”, which nobody around him is going to have much time for.
They say you're stuck at the age you got famous at, but that clearly can't be true unless we find out Nick Rekieta became locally famous in something back in high school because everything about him screams 101 internet arguments, he's 40 and acts like he's 14. His show wasn't even good, and now he's not even streaming. the last 5 months have been Nick being a commenter and having people report on his life like copeandsneed.
Another fun thing to realize is that tattoo styles change over time too. So imagine being covered in 2009 era hipster tattoos like the mustache on the finger but forever. Obviously you could remove them but that's another cost. These people are paying the equivalent of a car to be covered in stuff that is the equivalent of a fashion trend. Like the boob Chandelier or the tribal tattoo.
One thing that made PPP very hard to take seriously was his borderline anti-capitalist position he was pushing against Rekieta and other streamers at that time
It sort of made sense when you understand why he was against the grift. By getting money you can end up like Nick pretending to be a trad dad and basically lying to people and giving toasts for $50 a pop while clearly being a degenerate. Think about Null defending Dick Masterson and moving his thread and banning people for bringing up the simptexts or even bringing up how weird it was that Dax was on a first name basis with Zoom and VitoPedo only to later be proven wrong on all accounts.

The second Dick didn't have NP2 to hold over Null suddenly Null grew a spine and went after him for Cuties and the rest is history.

The corrupting power of money, and this naive theory that Nick Rekieta and people like him are eaten up inside taking money to pretend to be people they are not. As if Nick wouldn't continue making 10k in superchats pretending to be a tradchad if he could.

Remember how pissed you were once you realized how much Nick lied about not knowing Ralphs history during the PPP interview later on without Dick? That's sort of the point too, the paypig gets heartbroken realizing their delusions about someone weren't real
 
it's still crazy to me that a 40 year old man with 5 kids is giving himself the nickname CHAOS like an edgy retarded 14 year old. I'm surprised the joker painting he has isn't of the Jared Leto joker with that level of cringy edge.
But Nick mentally isn't 40, he's still a stunted child mentally from whatever childhood trauma he never overcame to become mentally disordered. Some babies are just born with a weakling temperament. Mommy Celeste, might have just left the room, and Nicky screamed and cried himself into insanity thinking he was being abandoned, and never got over it subconsciously. I find it very curious Nick never seemed to talk about his mother online. That actually is very telling. She likely is quite toxic too, she could have been either overbearing, or a "dead mother" checked out, and absent in his life much like Kayla is to her kids. Pilled out, and self centered. Kayla is simply a recreation of Nick's mother in his distorted mind. I don't know enough about Nick's dad to suggest his role. Rough guess is Celeste is the dominant narcissist, and he is the codependent type. Any Freudians in here have any thoughts?
 
AHAHAHAHA! That is so fucking childish and cringe. Nick, take down your cringey edgelord Joker painting. You are hereby demoted down in edgelord status. Your new background shall be this:
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The difference is people are starting to like Shadow again after thinking he's cringe.

No one will ever like Nick again.
 
Refused to join his locals, but this can't be real. A wine mom posted an ass picture with doo-doo-butter? Like the 2010 beheading videos, don't want to see it, but sort of do for scientific purposes.

If we are being 100% honest, I have not seen a clear image of such, but it made her sperg out, so it was something funny to repeat. It may be meme magic.

We used to have a meta interaction where LOCALS would discuss what was being said here (and their fears of signing up for the site or visiting it and having 'IP's stolen) then we would comment on that. Very circular.

Heard Sean Connery's voice in my head when reading 'shite-stained arse' and lol'd.

I love Connery!

Do they understand @MNPublicRecords had to get the documents physically in person or are they retarded? If Mindset or anyone from Lawtube could 'get the documents online' the quality wouldn't be that shitty. Fucking idiots.
Ah yes, the records that you can apparently only access from a local (Minnesota) courthouse is being accessed by Mindset, who lives in Korea or Thailand or some Asian country. The mental heavyweights grifty and arttheclown have sussed it out.

It's so FUNNY and WEIRD.

These were the same brains that tried to figure out if they could sue Josh, me, the Farms or send police after us to stop us from copying their messages and saving them.

They then moved on to debate suing Monty for delaying their 5k g(r)ift. They most recently talked about suing Nick for it.
 
These were the same brains that tried to figure out if they could sue Josh, me, the Farms or send police after us to stop us from copying their messages and saving them.
Another indication that the old audience is completely gone. While it's clear that Nick himself knew nothing about law beyond the surface level, I don't think it's a stretch to say that his audience at the time was very interested in legal topics.

You have to be a complete idiot to think you can sue someone over saving online messages on your computer, and that's something even "classic" Nick would likely laugh at you for. But this new audience are just coom-brained peanuts, and know quite literally nothing about anything legal.
 
You have to be a complete idiot to think you can sue someone over saving online messages on your computer, and that's something even "classic" Nick would likely laugh at you for.
Here is Nick trying to let his Locals fanbase down easy by telling them it was a fucking stupid idea.


But this new audience are just coom-brained peanuts, and know quite literally nothing about anything legal.
Even the Locals chat era fans are mostly gone. He's left with the dumbest of the dumb.
 
You're also forgetting how blind people are to people they like,

Not forgetting, just trying to not put too fine a point on it. I try to make my posts helpful, and invoking insecurities some people due to a past/present bias generally isn't helpful if I want to post something somewhat controversial (though I usually post it anyways). I suppose it's my attempt at being tactful since I learned a fair amount from people in this thread and I want to pay it back where I can.

What you say is largely accurate. For better or worse, there isn't a lot of integrity in these parts (let alone humanity in general). A lot of this boils down to picking sides and alliances and making decisions based on that. People rallied behind DSP for a spell, reason being that someone as low as DSP had mild criticism of Nick. Nothing of substance was learned and the impact seemed a lost on DSP initially as he tried to explain/defend his criticism until he understood where the excitement was coming from and started getting backpats from KC and others. Lots of fanfare over very little substance, and then it was gone. Such is the somewhat petty currency of the Sketur and those who invest in it.

People are fickle, and a number of them relish this as an escape from accountability. Interested parties might try to avoid this, but there really is no accounting for the rest.

I'll admit the way i reconciled it was that it was his version of watching baseball or working on the yard or any other dad activities. If you believe his bullshit about the work schedule and realize he does it "after hours" there is no reason to assume anything about his parenting.

Moreover, Nick's status as a parent of five was more the focus than his actual parenting. Even so, Nick being a good family man didn't make much sense even in terms of his schedule.

You bring up how Nick didn't talk about driving kids around until he went "full Balldo". That would be around the time he started getting into drugs. They had a nanny that did the driving, but Nick always had to travel longer distances due to his kids. The only real evidence that he drove his kids involved the police; once when was when he was pulled over for speeding and when he was arrested after dropping off his son (after the nanny had left).

Nick's streaming schedule as he became more popular caused him to neglect Kayla. If Nick doesn't have time for someone he shared a bedroom with, he may not have spent much time with their kids either. Nick stayed up all night and slept during the day. This means that Nick is effectively doubling his time away from his family (not there while working and not there while sleeping). Kayla's example of Nick being a good husband came from a time when Nick was banned from Twitter (Kayla had a longtime issue with how much time Nick spent on his phone).

I know a woman whose mother put a guilt trip on her for years about how she ran the household, cleaned the house, and prepared the food for her and her siblings. I asked a few basic questions about the operation of the household and between the chores done by the children, help from her husband, and her recurrent afternoon naps, the mother clearly wasn't the selfless hero she made herself out to be.

This mother chose to disregard the support of her family in lieu of her ego as a heroic wife and mother (rather than simply being thankful for their support). Similarly, Nick played up the role of a father (one that he could never be) and few would bother to verify.

The heart of the issue is one's threshold/tolerance for recognizing problem behavior. For some people, the behavior needs to be extreme to register as a warning sign, hence the popular cope "it's not the worst thing in the world" which could be a way of unconsciously telegraphing that one's level of awareness is so low that it would take a global catastrophe for them to recognize a problem.
 
The second Dick didn't have NP2 to hold over Null suddenly Null grew a spine and went after him for Cuties and the rest is history.
You know bro, I think it's REALLY disingenuous and unfair of you to persist in this narrative despite the fact that Null has denied that's what happened, PPP himself has admitted the "simpiracy" was made up by him, and the two have reconciled. Yet you keep bringing it up in many of the posts you make.

But you do you.
 
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