Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Nod Flenders]

that clown is also a pedophile. that's like his two things. cocaine and underage groupies.

Calling Nick is a clown is an insult to clowns.

 

[Random Internet Person]

April got her Valkyrie tattoo at Granite City Ink Fest, a St. Cloud tattoo convention. The tattoo artist seems to be the same Willmar tattoo artist who likely did her basic bitch tree tattoo, Andres Cabrera.
[Instagram reel / TikTok]

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I’ve been watching a lot of Ink Master recently, so I’ve started to kind of look at tattoos more critically. What’s up with the lines on the face? Pretty decent black and gray piece.

Didn't Aaron say that Nick give each Qover member a nickname?
Nick was CHAOS
Aaron was the PUGILIST
April was......VALKYRIE
Kayla was not important enough to remember.

(Also, April's ass is flatter than her personality)

Honestly, where would this rank on the list of tattoo stories?

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Aaron will never do anything as great as making this retard Rekieta's problem.

Really putting the k in class.

LMFAO

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T-t-that's P-professor balldochaos sonichu rehab hot topic lolbert prime for you, incel chump!
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Honestly, “Simpsons Did It!” would be a good evaluator to see whether or not you’d be entertaining as a comedic villain.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I don't want to see it either but I want to know. Are we talking like a dingleberry or does she wipe her ass left to right? Shits (literally) disgusting but I need to know how to laugh at these nasty motherfuckers.

Another poster reminded me that it was a dark spot she claimed was a 'mole' in the LOCALS chat during her spergout. It was pretty funny!

Yeah, it has. It's not just trek in particular, but sci-fi and fantasy in general appear to be magnets for kid touchers.
It's why despite me being a casual enjoyer of sci-fi, you'll never catch me dead at a convention.

Take a look at the personal lives of the authors in the 50's through the 70's, and we have our answer why... Asimov and late Heinlein come to mind instantly...

 

[Harm]

when April tells her story a lot of people will owe her apologies

Did Nick write this for you or did he give you bulletpoints? Because this is the most Nick thing ever.

"Guys, there's a whole story I can't tell you, and once you hear it, you'll all be on my side!"

Don't forget that Nick also tried this shit to feed fake stories to Kino Casino to run defense.

giving himself the nickname CHAOS

Interesting. I wonder whether religious inspirations led him to that particular name.

 

[The Bunk]

Can anyone please explain to me what's the point of Racket's recent appeal? Nick is not the only one on trial, both April an Keyla are charged with coke possession, both of them have separate (and what appears a lot more sane) legal counsel. I bet one of them will take a plea deal eventually and implicate Nick. So unless all three of them have some sort of coked-up suicide pact\prisoner dilemma shit, Nick is fucked either way, appeals or no appeals.

 

[not william stenchever]

Calling Nick is a clown is an insult to clowns.

Nick would never make it through clown college.

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

Can anyone please explain to me what's the point of Racket's recent appeal? Nick is not the only one on trial, both April an Keyla are charged with coke possession, both of them have separate (and what appears a lot more sane) legal counsel. I bet one of them will take a plea deal eventually and implicate Nick. So unless all three of them have some sort of coked-up suicide pact\prisoner dilemma shit, Nick is fucked either way, appeals or no appeals.

Well the good news is that this wasn't exactly an appeal, those happen after trial. Instead, it was a "Petition for Discretionary Review" which are almost never granted and are "disfavored" by the court. So unless there is an extreme circumstance they are not really supposed to be filed. Related court cases don't even matter here, since it is something that will almost certainly not be granted.

As to what Nick's rationale was for filing, that's also an easy one. You see, when a man consumes copious alcohol and stimulants they tend to experience a decrease in mental faculties. Personally, I think he damaged the myelin in his brain which a lack of appropriate vitamins (e.g., stimulant-induced anorexia) can contribute to. Coupled with extreme narcissism and you get a recipe for making ill-advised decisions in life.

Putting it a bit more eloquently: Balldo is a fucking self-absorbed faggot who's fried his midwit brain being a degenerate cuck. His motion is stupid, because he is stupid. It's so stupid that it will just be dismissed for being dumb.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Can anyone please explain to me what's the point of Racket's recent appeal? Nick is not the only one on trial, both April an Keyla are charged with coke possession, both of them have separate (and what appears a lot more sane) legal counsel. I bet one of them will take a plea deal eventually and implicate Nick. So unless all three of them have some sort of coked-up suicide pact\prisoner dilemma shit, Nick is fucked either way, appeals or no appeals.

Pomplun LIED! He said he watched the video from MY CHANNEL, but it was TAKEN DOWN! If he hadn't told the judge that he watched MY VIDEO and not someone else's, she would not have agreed! ALSO, he did NOT MENTION the CPS report that they found NO basis for a child abuse investigation. HE LIED! A CPS investigation OBVIOUSLY clears me of DRUG CHARGES! He also LIED because he believe the poopy-head AARON when he HATES me! OBVIOUSLY he cannot tell the truth and is a LIAR too! The judge did not KNOW how MEAN he was to me when she signed the warrant!

- Nick basically.

 

[Melty Butter]

Can anyone please explain to me what's the point of Racket's recent appeal? Nick is not the only one on trial, both April an Keyla are charged with coke possession, both of them have separate (and what appears a lot more sane) legal counsel. I bet one of them will take a plea deal eventually and implicate Nick. So unless all three of them have some sort of coked-up suicide pact\prisoner dilemma shit, Nick is fucked either way, appeals or no appeals.

I spent an hour yesterday reading the legal thread.

In layman's language I think this is it:

Nick is appealing to get the Franks hearing heard. That's highly unusual and frowned upon. Appellate courts prefer not to overrule a judge (Wentzell, in this case) until a case is concluded. Everyone in that thread is laughing at him.

Kayla, in the mean time, is doing what Nick should have done from the beginning. She is challenging the search warrant as a matter of normal procedure as opposed to asking for a separate (Franks) hearing. Also, as Sean said, her challenge is properly written.

Also, what Himedall said.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Can anyone please explain to me what's the point of Racket's recent appeal? Nick is not the only one on trial, both April an Keyla are charged with coke possession, both of them have separate (and what appears a lot more sane) legal counsel. I bet one of them will take a plea deal eventually and implicate Nick. So unless all three of them have some sort of coked-up suicide pact\prisoner dilemma shit, Nick is fucked either way, appeals or no appeals.

I'll let Rekieta explain to you:

The WATERMARK shows that this clip HAS BEEN ALTERED, making it a MATERIAL MISREPRESENTATION of the original stream → MAGIC HAPPENS

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Nick calling himself "Chaos" is without a doubt one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Some real edgy weeaboo vibes. That's gotta be the sonichu demon acting up, all I can imagine is Nick in the cuck chair screaming "you mean the chaos emeralds!?" While Kayla, the amy to his sonic gets reamed at a Jamaican resort.

Since he's a lawyer on paper at least for the moment you think he ever calls himself "Chaos Esquire?"

Giving yourself a tattoo of your married crack addicted boyfriend's sex pet nickname for you in your thirties is PEAK white trash. What's Aprils plan? To be a childless sex pet moving between z list ecelebs forever? Her age is gonna catch up with her unless she thinks Nick will use his "Chaos Control!" To stop time for her.

God I fucking hate Chaos.

 

[TexOffender]

Kurt going over the latest doc.

 

[AltisticRight]

What is skelly's plan? Make the lives of every judge in his tiny shithole county miserable so he can ask for the case to be moved because it's impossible for them to stay impartial to the balldo-wearing LAWPOPE licence plate having coon snuffing skelly?
I don't know, I almost think this makes sense. Almost.

 

[Captain Manning]

What is skelly's plan? Make the lives of every judge in his tiny shithole county miserable so he can ask for the case to be moved because it's impossible for them to stay impartial to the balldo-wearing LAWPOPE licence plate having coon snuffing skelly?

There's three judges in that county. He's burned the bridge with one, and well on his way to burning the bridge with another.

BTW, didn't Fischer recuse herself from Monty's case after Nick basically forced Wentzell to watch the Cokestream?

What do you wanna bet Wentzell went to Fischer and "Hey Jennifer, get a load of this shit"?

Props to her for voluntarily recusing, BTW.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

What is skelly's plan? Make the lives of every judge in his tiny shithole county miserable so he can ask for the case to be moved because it's impossible for them to stay impartial to the balldo-wearing LAWPOPE licence plate having coon snuffing skelly?
I don't know, I almost think this makes sense. Almost.

His plan is to show that the entire US justice system is against him. He will take it not just to the state and federal Supreme Court but also the Hague.
Narcs like all the aspects of martyrdom minus the dying.
That's if his swiss cheese brain can pass the neurons far enough to realize this is futile. It's more likely that he thinks he is a genius. The argument HE made is fool proof and the judge is just a mean do do head and the appeals court will totally side with him because he said all the Magic Words.

 

[datura_binge]

Well the good news is that this wasn't exactly an appeal, those happen after trial. Instead, it was a "Petition for Discretionary Review" which are almost never granted and are "disfavored" by the court. So unless there is an extreme circumstance they are not really supposed to be filed. Related court cases don't even matter here, since it is something that will almost certainly not be granted.

As to what Nick's rationale was for filing, that's also an easy one. You see, when a man consumes copious alcohol and stimulants they tend to experience a decrease in mental faculties. Personally, I think he damaged the myelin in his brain which a lack of appropriate vitamins (e.g., stimulant-induced anorexia) can contribute to. Coupled with extreme narcissism and you get a recipe for making ill-advised decisions in life.

Putting it a bit more eloquently: Balldo is a fucking self-absorbed faggot who's fried his midwit brain being a degenerate cuck. His motion is stupid, because he is stupid. It's so stupid that it will just be dismissed for being dumb.

Since you sound like you know what you are talking about, I will ask a followup which as a layman I feel like is obvious, but maybe isn't: Does any of this affect the potential for a plea? I find it hard to believe that each day that goes on, each hearing, each piece of paperwork filed, each "appeal" would not be saying to prosecutors and everyone involved "this guy is wasting as much of our time as he can, and he is not apologetic at all for any of this, we are pulling this plea and he can fight it out". Usually the explanation for a plea deal I hear is "it saves everyone time and saves the courts and taxpayers money". This shit right here is a slam dunk and since he is dragging it out like this anyway, this just doesn't seem like it is saving the taxpayers or anyone else any time or money. Leaves me to think either he has not been offered a plea (is this likely?) or that he is refusing to take one.

Also honestly, I hate the "taxpayer" argument because if you took a poll of taxpayers in that community, I bet they would all want a person like Nick OUT of their community and in jail, so that hypothetical is a non-starter in my mind anyway.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Kurt going over the latest doc.

It was a very short stream. Basically, Uncivil agrees that Rekieta's petition is unlikely to be accepted. The part I found interesting, which I don't remember being discussed in this thread, is that the fact Rekieta raised this petition for discretionary review indicates that he hasn't secured a plea deal yet (despite his admission to doing "mountains of cocaine" on Twitter). I'm not well-versed in legal matters, so this was probably obvious to everyone else.

 

[The Bunk]

As to what Nick's rationale was for filing, that's also an easy one.

Makes sense. Asking why Nick would do something dumb and short-sighted is like asking why would BossManJack smoke crack and gamble his money away.
What I don't get is why can't anyone in his circle tard wrangle him into submission. Nick's parents aside, Kayla has family too. Her own sister was concerned enough for them to report them to CPS. April strikes me as someone with at least a tiny amount of pragmatism and self-preservation. I mean she is smart enough to extort money from Balldo for her legal fees and shitty tattoos and all that, she has to know that this gravy train is going to crash soon.
And surely someone from his extended family must understand that he is burning his kids' college money on this shit.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

What is skelly's plan?

I'm not 100% on this, but I think he's using again and he's surrendering to the despair and so his "planning" is staring into a mirror tweaking out rattling off wet-brained ideas to try and cope with the walls closing in.

 

[Harm]

His attitude must be that nothing he does will take away the possibility of a plea deal, so it doesn't hurt to take any stupid long shot chances available. Ultimately, even if this fails, the plea deal will always be his escape rope out of this cavern in his mind.