Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[sneedem&feedem]

Nerd? Does Nick think he's a jock? lol

 

[Melty Butter]

4 min ago on April's IG

Excuse me while I vomit.

 

[ChromaQuack]

He paid scalper prices on most

You know anyone who's managed to get a 40k limited edition *without* going for a scalper? GW's model is such heinous garbage that they have since postponed all limited editions as 'the end and death' vol3 sold out 45 seconds after release to scalpers. You know, the final book in the Horus heresy series which is dozens of books long? that one. Imagine the shitfit people threw over it.

Nearly every single publisher doing deluxe limited runs I can think of does backorders, nearly every single one except GW t as they are special little retards who must always find new and convoluted ways to piss off their fans (a trait they share with the thread subject)

I can give Nick a lot of shit for many things, but those books are simply not buyable unless you want to spend 3 hours f5ing a webpage for a 1% chance to enter your billing info before a scalping bot does.

 

[TexOffender]

4 min ago on April's IG
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Excuse me while I vomit.

Ok April man hands.

This is weird, this is the kind of pose you do when you get an engagement ring but no ring on that finger.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

4 min ago on April's IG

Also this weird non-sequitur Instagram story.



(From the font it looks like she has an android phone, which of course she does.)

 

[Gorton Colu]

Of course Aaron has buckbroken Nick.
Let's break this down with the caveat that Aaron was and is a retard who has self owned more than the needful.

Aaron has had secks with atleast 3 women	Nick only confirmed with 2
Aaron is not gay	Nick has "pretended" to be gay multiple times.
Has actually boxed people	Has never been in a fight
Actually had a career	Has never had a career
Is free of April	Stuck with April & Kayla.
Has dealt with minor legal troubles for low cost	Worse and way more expensive legal problems
Never used the Balldo	Used by the Balldo
Not possessed	Possessed by a tulpa demon
Never liked Never hated	Once loved now loathed

Of course Nick is trying to tear down Aaron after Aaron spurned his love. Aaron is atleast 1.5 times better than Nick by most metrics.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

4 min ago on April's IG
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Excuse me while I vomit.

She’s rode hard and put up wet.

 

[Melty Butter]

Also this weird non-sequitur Instagram story.

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(From the font it looks like she has an android phone, which of course she does.)

To Fly Me to the Moon with the mention of Jupiter. Hmmm, I mentioned that with my bitch-post about her forehead.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Tinfoil hat theory: Kayla decided to leave the polycule and they’re sperging out on twitter because they’re trying to upset her and make her jealous.

A handful of the vague messages from April's account appear directed at someone, whether it's Aaron, Kayla, or someone else I can't say. These messages were not sent back to back, but on their own in between getting into slapfights with Rekieta's detractors.

Sorry, the archive I did didn't seem to preserve images, @Third World Aristocrat's post might have some of these.

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He should ask Ralph for lines to post while blocking people for making fun of you because this is dangerous levels of cringe.

 

[Bepis]

Very interesting that they take it in turns to tweet. Nick goes off for a while, then April does. Now April's quiet for the last 10 minutes, and Nick has started back up again. Really activates those almonds.

 

[3MMA]

WTF is going on? Is he just totally spiraling and started using her account?

Are they both spiraling and posting together? I actually can't understand what's going on. Her posts in particular don't make any fucking sense at all.

Perhaps Nick & co are trying to set up a “we were hacked/ impersonated,” gay ops defense. We will see.

 

[Schpoots]

Man, these people on in like their 40's and they're involved in so much highschool tier drama. It makes my skin crawl.

 

[Captain Manning]

Are they both spiraling and posting together? I actually can't understand what's going on. Her posts in particular don't make any fucking sense at all.

No, they do. Sorta. They're just dumb and childish.

One of them is pretty clearly a dig at Aaron allegedly not being able to bring her to orgasm (a common tale in the Dabbleverse), while implying Nick did for the first time (possibly Balldo aided).



Aaron broke both of them. You'd think they'd have bigger things to worry about (like their criminal cases), but...

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The moment you own a Warhammer 40k Limited edition novel is the moment you lose the right to call anyone a nerd.

Nick owns multiple of those.

Shut up nerd.

 

[Gorton Colu]

No, they do. Sorta. They're just dumb and childish.

One of them is pretty clearly a dig at Aaron allegedly not being able to bring her to orgasm (a common tale in the Dabbleverse), while implying Nick did for the first time (possibly Balldo aided).

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Aaron broke both of them. You'd think they'd have bigger things to worry about (like their criminal cases), but...

You just know that Aaron is infinitely grateful that he got this whore to leave without getting dragged into a long divorce.

Sucks, Nick, but she is your problem now.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

> I would love to be his wife someday
Where is Kayla?! [ X | Archive ]

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Definitely something is happening in the polycule
EDIT: Got ninja'd by @Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears

 

[Scout Trooper]

A handful of the vague messages from April's account appear directed at someone, whether it's Aaron, Kayla, or someone else I can't say. These messages were not sent back to back, but on their own in between getting into slapfights with Rekieta's detractors.

Sorry, the archive I did didn't seem to preserve images, @Third World Aristocrat's post might have some of these.

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He should ask Ralph for lines to post while blocking people for making fun of you because this is dangerous levels of cringe.

The first one is from a Drake song called "Find Your Love."

The second one is taken from a song by Halsey called "Without Me."

I suspect the other is from some other song or piece of media.

 

[Gorton Colu]

> I would love to be his wife someday

Translation: I would love to have more permanent access to his family's money someday.

More tattoos need to get paid for.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

> I would love to be his wife someday
Where is Kayla?! [ X | Archive ]

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Holy shit, @Fapcop finally did it. He must have freed her from the bunker. I hope her reeducation goes smoothly, @Fapcop.