Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

She is making “fat women bad” jokes and quote tweeting Juju. Trying to jump start her comedy career? I hope not.


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[AncientPhosphur]

Man that Balldo News Network account really broke their minds and opened the floodgates of cringe terrible tweets. Wonder what brilliant Rekieta plan this is all part of

 

[Captain Manning]

You just know that Aaron is infinitely grateful that he got this whore to leave without getting dragged into a long divorce.

Sucks, Nick, but she is you're problem now.

Yeah, I have seen Aaron alogs in the Dabbleverse try to claim Aaron is completely broken up over this, but I'm just not seeing it.

I'm not surprised either, because it was clear to me, from the earliest days, they were in a shitty loveless marriage that wasn't gonna last. Melton was right on that one.

Aaron cucked Nick with Kayla, and Nick cucked Aaron with April. So that cancels out. Nick is stuck with April though, and Aaron got out before the drug bust, so Aaron still comes out ahead in my book.

> I would love to be his wife someday

Homewrecker.

Absolutely disgusting.

She is making “fat women bad” jokes and quote tweeting Juju.

Nick wanted her to follow Juju. I guess she did.

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

A handful of the vague messages from April's account appear directed at someone, whether it's Aaron, Kayla, or someone else I can't say. These messages were not sent back to back, but on their own in between getting into slapfights with Rekieta's detractors.

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He should ask Ralph for lines to post while blocking people for making fun of you because this is dangerous levels of cringe.

This is very clearly Nick skinwalking as April to get back at Aaron, which is incredibly homosexual and WEIRD

 

[TexOffender]

T/A



T/A

Forgive Aaron, i'm pretty sure he doesn't care. Almost like they're trying to provoke Aaron to speak on his show about them.

 

[Scout Trooper]

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"Are you Ethan?"
"NO I'M NOT ETHAN RALPH"

"I smell a slam piece"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT A SLAM PIG IS, SOUNDS LIKE HAM"

These dimwitted denials are getting plain insulting.

 

[Sharpeteer]

>"I'm only blocking nerds"
>"Only cool people get to talk to me"
>"Grow up."

In the old days you had to really dig and look for cracks in the dam. Now? He makes it the easiest gig in the world to call him out for being a hack. He still acts like an eternal teenager.

She is making “fat women bad” jokes and quote tweeting Juju. Trying to jump start her comedy career? I hope not.

Some women can be fatter and still look good.

'Cokehead' looks good on NOBODY.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

April on Rekieta:
"His impetus is me, and it will be from here until he dies"

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[Third World Aristocrat]

DUDE...
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The Quover is gay and over

 

[Bepis]

Qayla and the qids out of the Balldo Bunker?

 

[Major]

WTF does April even do living in a glorified shed in the middle of nowhere with no friends? Does she even work? Surely the balldo isn't that magnetic to her.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Nicky give April her phone back, you're drunk.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

April on Rekieta:
"His impetus is me, and it will be from here until he dies"
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this is just bizarre. I assume nick is behind the tweets but he's tweeting the way an alog trying to make fun of april would tweet. I think someone snapped. The balldo bunker has changed.

 

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I knew he was a faggot but this is a new level of gay. Nick's alcoholism must've regressed his mental age from teenaged edgelord to literal child because I haven't heard comebacks this shitty since I was picking my nose on the playground.

 

[Sharpeteer]

So Nick writing xeets for April under her name?

Reminds of a time somebody wrote Kayla's addressing being a whore statement.

 

[TurdThrower]

April Anderson (AKA The Valkyrie) changed her Twitter handle to "April_Law1111".

Either she's on drugs or Nick has access to her account. She's posting non-stop.

 

[Folgers Can]

> I would love to be his wife someday
Where is Kayla?!

"His impetus is me, and it will be from here until he dies"

Is the full-blown bunny-boiler arc finally upon us? This is legitimately getting near the point where Kayla's family should consider calling in a welfare check.

 

[Major]

I thought quover was something Kayla thought up.

So April's admitting that she's trying to displace Kayla as Nick's primary wife. Must be chilly and awkward in the bunker right now

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

I don't want to see it either but I want to know. Are we talking like a dingleberry or does she wipe her ass left to right? Shits (literally) disgusting but I need to know how to laugh at these nasty motherfuckers.

You wouldn't be @TurdThrower if you weren't asking, turd.

Kayla, in the mean time, is doing what Nick should have done from the beginning. She is challenging the search warrant as a matter of normal procedure as opposed to asking for a separate (Franks) hearing. Also, as Sean said, her challenge is properly written.

So Kayla has a real lawyer on her case. Would be funny if she wins her appeal, all of Nick's are denied.

Kurt going over the latest doc.

It was a very short stream. Basically, Uncivil agrees that Rekieta's petition is unlikely to be accepted.

TLDR: Nick is retarded. It was funny Kurt compared it (in the first 2 min) to Donald Trump's 3,456 cases, and how Trump had better chances at appealing than Nick did. That's got to hurt.

Nerd? Does Nick think he's a jock? lol

If this is The Breakfast Club, Nick is the principal, actually the janitor.

April Anderson (AKA The Valkyrie) changed her Twitter handle to "April_Law1111".

Nick is going to kamikaze his own case, now his girlfriends case. Maybe Kayla actually is filing for divorce? Who actually is April's attorney?

So Nick writing xeets for April under her name?

Reminds of a time somebody wrote Kayla's addressing being a whore statement.

He really is playing some 3D chess while we play checkers, dumb kiwi mother fuckers.

'Saturday's are for the Polycules'

 

[TexOffender]

"April" T/A
"Nick" T/A
Well these two were posted at the same time so either they're tag teaming, or Nick took her phone and is frantically reading both timelines and posting. Or maybe April has Nicks phone and is crazy bitchposting.