Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 37 31.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 39 32.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 13 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 29 24.4%

  • Total voters
    119
Yeah fuck you nerds! You will never be as cool as Rekieta!
He was a fucking male cheerleader, he goes to anime conventions and he wears a balldo, He streamed himself masturbating then got busted for coke possession, He pays superchats to streamers to get insulted. He's friends with a prom king & a pedophile.
I hope you feel pwned get wrecked nerds!
 
If the theory that Nicks case gets 10x worse for him every time he smugtalks is to be believed, then I expect to see the bodycam footage soon.
NERD is Rekieta's "stalker child":
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No, fucking nerd child. I will enjoy prison because I can find enjoyment out of anything. My time as a cuckold proves that. Enjoy my blocking spree.

God, he even makes this derivative of Patposting insufferable and boring. He needs to smoke more Crackaroosky Crackrock and become unhinged with his stalker childing :really:
 
Even if he pulled it back before that, you and your wife getting mugshots and known as drug addicts and child neglectors to your community and the internet would've caused enough friction between them to do it eventually. Honestly I kinda feel for her, yeah she should've stood up for herself and stopped things a long time ago but given the finances and the fact rekeita probably held the power and made the decisions I get the feeling that she's just been trying to hold on to things for a while now and making whatever concessions she though she had to.
 
He's friends with a prom king & a pedophile.
*A* pedophile?

Well, I guess I can see how you're confused...

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April
-Minnesota 7 6 and rapidly depreciating
-Pussy isn't blown out by childbirth
-Does cool things like getting tattoos and doing coke
-worn

Kayla
-Skeleton-like, perfect for October
-Childbirth WRECKED her body
-Gets zonked on pills while watching Star Trek
-Weird family and Swedish prude religion
-Attached to a brood of retards with stupid names

Congrats Nick! You managed to trade up!
Now do Nick!

- erectile dysfunction from alcoholism
- saggy ballsack from balldo torture
- face like a weathered baseball glove
- balding rapidly
- decomposing body physique
- butthole BLOWN OUT from hedonism 2 adventures
- WORN, DESTROYED and WRECKED
- brain full of holes
- ruined his family
- ruined his marriage
- ruined his career
- ruined his reputation

If he didn't have the money for drugs he would have exactly 0 women of any quality interested in him.
 
I gotta say, if Rekieta blocking half of Twitter while calling them nerds and April fully declaring her undying love while saying Quover is gay and over... If all of this was just a gay op from Rekieta pretending to be retarded, I'll applaud!

But I bet this stream is his way of trying to regain control of the narrative before some inevitable information comes out.
 
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If the theory that Nicks case gets 10x worse for him every time he smugtalks is to be believed, then I expect to see the bodycam footage soon.

No, fucking nerd child. I will enjoy prison because I can find enjoyment out of anything. My time as a cuckold proves that. Enjoy my blocking spree.

God, he even makes this derivative of Patposting insufferable and boring. He needs to smoke more Crackaroosky Crackrock and become unhinged with his stalker childing :really:
He used to use so much more harsh insults. Cuck. Faggot. Even NIGGER.

Somehow now, though, he is limited to nerd. And lmao yeah no shit I'm a nerd you coked-out kid-abusing retard. At least I'm not you.

Who has him in the cuck cage so he is limited to such weak insults?
 
Now do Nick!

- erectile dysfunction from alcoholism
- saggy ballsack from balldo torture
- face like a weathered baseball glove
- balding rapidly
- decomposing body physique
- butthole BLOWN OUT from hedonism 2 adventures
- WORN, DESTROYED and WRECKED
- brain full of holes
- ruined his family
- ruined his marriage
- ruined his career
- ruined his reputation

If he didn't have the money for drugs he would have exactly 0 women of any quality interested in him.
Look. We all know that skinny loser nerd Nick is worthless. You don't have to defend the honor of fuck ups just because they are also women.
 
*A* pedophile?

Well, I guess I can see how you're confused...

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He's just using Melton to attack new wife's ex husband, but I guess nick considers him a friend because he's running out of them.

Nick probably blames Aaron for his collapse but that's because nick is a massive faggot, First he left the polycule so nick didn't have any men to lick and since drex stopped fucking Kayla she probably hates nick for getting a new wife who isn't destroyed after pumping out so many kids.
 
You know what Nick, this sperg out was genuinely entertaining. I guess he really showed those nasty nerds on X and the evil Kiwi Farmers. The only thing he shares in common with the Joker will be the ending of the new Joker movie, which another chaotic coke stream maybe we might see that sooner than later. Pour yourself another drink Balldo man, you deserve it!
 
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