Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Stupor Mario]

He used to use so much more harsh insults. Cuck. Faggot. Even NIGGER.

Somehow now, though, he is limited to nerd. And lmao yeah no shit I'm a nerd you coked-out kid-abusing retard. At least I'm not you.

Who has him in the cuck cage so he is limited to such weak insults?

Nick's Parents: "Young man, if I hear you using any more bad language online, you're grounded!"

 

[Drama Trauma]

Nerd, nerd, nerd is the word,
Nerd, nerd, nerd is the word,
Nerd, nerd, nerd is the word.

Don't you know about the nerd?
as everybody know the nerd is the word.

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

The Kouncil does not give Nick permission to stream. Nick must post a notice that he is canceling tonight's stream plans.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

"I was still too late"
"...before it's all over"

It's looking more and more like she got mopped, although the fact that they both started up again within minutes of each other after hours of silence is very curious and so they might be mirroring the prevailing narrative they're seeing here.

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This reads like Nick realized he didn't sound like April at all during his spergout and called his tuna-smelling slam piece over to rewrite his loony ravingd. Nice try gay boy, we know you're still pretending to be her (and YNBAW). Sure is funny Ape and Nicky go on Xitter spergstorms at exactly the same time.

I have always assumed Aaron was an untrustworthy narrator but I can think of multiple crazy things that he's said which turned out to be true. Has he verifiably lied about anything yet with his stories? I know he told them in a way that made him sound like the only good guy but I haven't seen any actual lies that I can think of?

That he and Nick never did anything gay together. Yeah right.

I for one am glad that Nick is streaming tonight. It is dictates that he is still obedient to the diktats of the Kouncil. Who ended up sending him the message granting him permission to stream?

We don't know if he'll show up or not. He might be so smashed from earlier he'll be too drunk to turn the camera on. Still, I think he should pour himself another drink and chop up a nice line and go to town. Cokestream time baby!

 

[Lidl Drip]

Look. We all know that skinny loser nerd Nick is worthless. You don't have to defend the honor of fuck ups just because they are also women.

I don't think Nick's saggy knee-clappers and wilted whiskey-dick get mentioned in this thread enough, Remember when he posted a picture of the cratered and wrinkly old man ass? He never even birthed a single child, what's his excuse?

 

[Schpoots]

Nick claims he's streaming tonight and a few pages ago several people gave him permission to stream. COINCIDENCE? I think not.

 

[Windy Moors]

Its cool to do coke, you nerds just hate having fun.

Cokestream 2: Fuck you Pomplum you liar!

 

[You're MDNWU]

He never even birthed a single child, what's his excuse?

He was still working on his boyish figure that he once had in college, dammit!

I wonder if it was to appear more appealing (and similar to April's ass) for Aaron

 

[Lemondale]

will he fullfill the 14 local streams now?

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

So we’ve been promoted to nerds instead of incel prudes?

Aww, shucks. Thanks Nick.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I don't think Nick's saggy knee-clappers and wilted whiskey-dick get mentioned in this thread enough, Remember when he posted a picture of the cratered and wrinkly old man ass? He never even birthed a single child, what's his excuse?

Well to be fair if anyone mentions nicks asshole they are usually implying something black is going in and out of it on the regular or will be soon in jail. I think you can excuse that talk for being thankfully sparse.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I have a theory. Maybe the Nick/April spergout is intended to force Kayla to file for divorce. Nick knows that if he files, it would make him look bad in the courts, and Kayla is obviously too lazy/too pilled up to do the work of filing. Whether the tweets are really April or it's Nick playing both roles, doesn't really matter if the theory is correct.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

will he fullfill the 14 local streams now?

No you retarded nerd nick doesn't do what he says he's going to do that's nerd behaviour

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Throw in @Fapcop to sweeten the deal, if she’s conscious, she may just go for it.

No need to move Kayla out. Fapcop helps move Nick out to the curb. Fapcop moves in. Fapcop convinces Kayla that the bodycam footage is unaired Star Trek episodes. Undercover redshirts have orders from Starfleet Command to retrieve at least 26 grams of Dilithium crystals hidden by the evil Q continuum operating as the Qover. Let's see how this turns out!

 

[Captain Manning]

will he fullfill the 14 local streams now?

*Checks calendar*

Today is the 179th of May so, yeah, he's still got time.

 

[Gorton Colu]

We don't know if he'll show up or not. He might be so smashed from earlier he'll be too drunk to turn the camera on. Still, I think he should pour himself another drink and chop up a nice line and go to town. Cokestream time baby!

The issue is that some people are attempting to rescind his permission. We are sending mixed messages to Nick. He must obey one or the other. We will see which.

I don't think Nick's saggy knee-clappers and wilted whiskey-dick get mentioned in this thread enough, Remember when he posted a picture of the cratered and wrinkly old man ass? He never even birthed a single child, what's his excuse?

That's fair.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The issue is that some people are attempting to rescind his permission. We are sending mixed messages to Nick. He must obey one or the other. We will see which.

The Kouncil will be obeyed. There are no mixed messages. I believe Nick will fulfill the diktat laid down.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

In light of the sheer lunacy that is happening on Xitter, could the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil please grant Nick permission to stream?

 

[Captain Manning]

Remember when he posted a picture of the cratered and wrinkly old man ass?

Well, it's literally in my avatar. I think everybody in this thread is reminded several times a day.

 

[Sharpeteer]

We don't know if he'll show up or not. He might be so smashed from earlier he'll be too drunk to turn the camera on. Still, I think he should pour himself another drink and chop up a nice line and go to town. Cokestream time baby!

I'll be up super late again anyway, so tonight is a good night for Cokestream 2.0.

Do it now while it's convenient for me. Only nerds go to bed early without setting the record straight.

KKK corporate might not approve, but I'll take the blame for it if they ask questions.

Remember when he posted a picture of the cratered and wrinkly old man ass?

Oh I remember.

Anyone in there who got any kind of sexual gratification from that photo needs to be sterilized.