Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Journoscum]

In light of the sheer lunacy that is happening on Xitter, could the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil please grant Nick permission to stream?

Solo stream is not granted. A stream with April where he needs to check on Lady Rackets halfway through? Allowed.

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

How he has the gall to call other people nerds when he had "an MMO addiction", collects Warhammer and looked like this


baffles the mind

 

[AnOminous]

No you retarded nerd nick doesn't do what he says he's going to do that's nerd behaviour

Only nerds are men of their word. Nick doesn't do that. That's why whenever he says he'll do something, it's just a fucking lie.

 

[AnOminous]

Nerd, nerd, nerd is the word,
Nerd, nerd, nerd is the word,
Nerd, nerd, nerd is the word.

Don't you know about the nerd?
as everybody know the nerd is the word.

Imagine being so pathetic as Nick where "nerd" is the most offensive word you're allowed to use, because the people funding you have not authorized you to use words like "nigger."

Nick's vocabulary is constrained by the people who are paying for his legal defense.

NERD NERD NERD.

If that isn't true, Nick, throw down some more effective slurs. Because most of us are open nerds. We LIKE it. Thanks for calling me what I am. I'm a NERD!

Tell me something I DON'T know. You dumb faggot.

Unlike you, Nicole, I'm not facing prison at the moment.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

How he has the gall to call other people nerds when he had "an MMO addiction", collects Warhammer and looked like this

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baffles the mind

Holy fuck, he looks like that kid who lost a 40k tourney during the deployment phase attending college and dating the sorority leftovers. Yes, he could be the nerd who lost to fucking kroot before one die roll.

 

[Train Operator]

Well, it's literally in my avatar. I think everybody in this thread is reminded several times a day.

i gotta be honest when i look at your pfp I've trained myself to just focus on the anime characters and pretend the rest of it doesn't exist.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I have a theory. Maybe the Nick/April spergout is intended to force Kayla to file for divorce. Nick knows that if he files, it would make him look bad in the courts, and Kayla is obviously too lazy/too pilled up to do the work of filing. Whether the tweets are really April or it's Nick playing both roles, doesn't really matter if the theory is correct.

Nah, Kayla is a pill zombie. Nick just has to shake the pill bottle and say "no more happy pills and Star Trek until you file for divorce" and she'd do it.

I prefer the theory it is Nick the brave closeted transwomyn experiencing gender euphoria by xeeting as a woman.

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

Imagine being so pathetic as Nick where "nerd" is the most offensive word you're allowed to use, because the people funding you have not authorized you to use words like "nigger."

Nick's vocabulary is constrained by the people who are paying for his legal defense.

NERD NERD NERD.

If that isn't true, Nick, throw down some more effective slurs. Because most of us are open nerds. We LIKE it. Thanks for calling me what I am. I'm a NERD!

Tell me something I DON'T know. You dumb faggot.

Unlike you, Nicole, I'm not facing prison at the moment.

It doesn't make any sense. Anyone who isn't a nerd and gets called one is going to shrug it off with "that isn't true". Anyone who is a nerd is aware of it and stopped being upset at being called one during high school.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This is what makes this so entertaining. For once, I actually don't even know what's going on. That makes it funny. Because there are like a dozen possibilities, but there are none where Nick is having fun at the end of them. It's just all ways of Nick losing.

NERD NERD NERD.

That's the crazy thing. The only thing that's known for sure from today is that he started blocking people and adopting a more cringe insult for his Twitter detractors than "child".

He won Lolcow of the Year and somehow has accumulated the qualities of the 2nd and 3rd place finishers. He is unstoppable at this point.

*Checks calendar*

Today is the 179th of May so, yeah, he's still got time.

After what has transpired today, I believe streaming tonight would make up for ALL 14 missed Locals streams from May.

 

[Tablet County]

How he has the gall to call other people nerds when he had "an MMO addiction", collects Warhammer and looked like this

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baffles the mind

Well that's the old him. Now he's best friends with Dick Masterson (aka Juju the Cow who dressed up like a cow and got fucked in the ass), the King of Cool!

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

In light of the sheer lunacy that is happening on Xitter, could the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil please grant Nick permission to stream?

Sorry nerd, get blocked bucko

 

[EggImpregnator]

Nigger nerd pride world wide

 

[joebobmurphy]

If Kayla needs $1000 for help moving, my offer for the bodycam footage still stands! I'll give her all $6000 if she delivers the actual footage from her case files so I don't have to pay the state.

6000 dollars?! Why do you need 4000 dollars? You don't need 2000 dollars. Okay, here's $1000 dollars.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

He used to use so much more harsh insults. Cuck. Faggot. Even NIGGER.

Somehow now, though, he is limited to nerd. And lmao yeah no shit I'm a nerd you coked-out kid-abusing retard. At least I'm not you.

Who has him in the cuck cage so he is limited to such weak insults?

He can't use cuck because he is one.

He can't use faggot because he's likely been fucked by a man.

He can't use nigger because his one black friend (Drex) abandoned him.

 

[Tablet County]

He can't use cuck because he is one.

He can't use faggot because he's likely been fucked by a man.

He can't use nigger because his one black friend (Drex) abandoned him.

Might also be he's afraid somebody might use the spicier language to smear him during his court battle.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Well after epically trolling everyone in this thread by showing us how cool he is, I'd say Nick has permission to pour himself a drink. Hell, he can empty the whole bottle.
Go ahead, Nicky. You've earned it!

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Might also be he's afraid somebody might use the spicier language to smear him during his court battle.

This is sort of a dumb take.

Like the prosecutor is going to go up and be like: "Your honor, this white nigger cuck-faggot is guilty of all we're accusing him of."

Mind you, this would be hilarious, but not likely.

 

[EggImpregnator]

Why can't one of the cops who was on the bodycam footage consent to the release? Dont you just need one person who was on film to consent? Why not just ask detective Pomplin or something.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Might also be he's afraid somebody might use the spicier language to smear him during his court battle.

Nothing he can possibly say would be worse for his case then a jury watching the cokestream.

Why can't one of the cops who was on the bodycam footage consent to the release? Dont you just need one person who was on film to consent? Why not just ask detective Pomplin or something.

It's generally seen to be quite unprofessional and a dick move.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Well after epically trolling everyone in this thread by showing us how cool he is, I'd say Nick has permission to pour himself a drink. Hell, he can empty the whole bottle.
Go ahead, Nicky. You've earned it!

What else is he going to do, pour himself a Pepsi like a fucking NERD?