Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Sounds like you're just jealous trole. Does THIS look dangerous?

Did Clint ban him from owning BB and airsoft guns? Because he hasn't played with any of those since the South Center Street era.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

Something like this?
>cobesamune.jpg

TMDWFU, That has to be the most mall ninja shit I've ever seen.

 

[Axiom.]

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Sounds like you're just jealous trole. Does THIS look dangerous?

Ah yes, a marksman of the highest caliber.

 

[Cambiar]

Josh's gun safety is absolutely atrocious and he has been seen drunkenly waving both his shamrock .38 and his shotgun around, both loaded.
As always, it's a dank miracle Josh hasn't seriously injured himself or others in the last 15 years-ish of independence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIP7tVbZWxI

Gun safety is for virgins

 

[Hennimore]

Still no mention of him getting the wand shipped and based off all the DoorDash orders I'm gonna guess Barbara is in for another round of "I don't have the money to ship it doodt". That's what she gets for giving the boy $500 for a fucking mini table leg poorly painted.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Night video at 1 PM MT is goff as fuck YouToob.

Also I just finished watching the Now It’s A Party documentary for the first time, what’s the common consensus on that? I just found it okay, thought it dragged on a few times. The guy who made it was obviously trying to replicate Trappped but just couldn’t hit the mark.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Night video at 1 PM MT is goff as fuck YouToob.

Also I just finished watching the Now It’s A Party documentary for the first time, what’s the common consensus on that? I just found it okay, thought it dragged on a few times. The guy who made it was obviously trying to replicate Trappped but just couldn’t hit the mark.

Yeah some parts of it dragged on but it also highlights his decline since 2014 by showing, not telling.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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Sounds like you're just jealous trole. Does THIS look dangerous?

In an alternate universe, I like to imagine that Cobra would have been an interesting bounty hunter teaching gun owners how to hunt for sport.

Is this the first time anyone thought this?

 

[Dude Snakes]

I've watched that cretin "own the troles" by proving he didn't misspell "you're" by googling the word "your" and proving that it's the correct spelling for it.

If he was a D&D character his intelligence stat would be well below 5.

He destroyed his brain with duster, cologne, booze and shitty weed.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He destroyed his brain with duster, cologne, booze and shitty weed.

Don't forget the spice. His cognitive decline really took off during the brief spice saga and only trole intervention saved him from early onset dementia.

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

Night video at 1 PM MT is goff as fuck YouToob.

Also I just finished watching the Now It’s A Party documentary for the first time, what’s the common consensus on that? I just found it okay, thought it dragged on a few times. The guy who made it was obviously trying to replicate Trappped but just couldn’t hit the mark.

I thought the doc was OK and has some classic scenes like the middle age woman telling cobes he looks super cool. Compared to the latest doc by your favorite son it's a masterpiece. I've always had my suspicions that bite-size was one of the makers of now its a party. Never read that anywhere, just had that feeling.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

This is actually terrifying. Who could of guessed fucking the methed out schitzo bitch who still lives with her parents well into her 40s would be a terrible idea? Hope it was worth breaking the dry spell Joshie because she mind end up fucking killing you in a murder suicide type of situation. Better invest some of those sweet sweet superchats into some cameras extra locks on the doors and windows and a gun of your own.

 

[Kirby]

Everytime I see trolls sending Cobra alcohol to drink on stream I can't help but wonder if they could be held criminally liable if Cobes ends up in a hospital or dead if something happened to him on stream as a direct result of it. I think there's enough evidence that Josh is retarded and a giant alcoholic and anyone sending him alcohol is doing great harm to him. Only argument against it would be that Josh is responsible for his own decisions but I think most people can see he is not mentally capable of that

 

[semitooth]

 

[Potion_Time]

*Clearly trying not to vomit*

"MMMM That's smooth"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Guysho]

^ Thumbnail from this video

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Everytime I see trolls sending Cobra alcohol to drink on stream I can't help but wonder if they could be held criminally liable

Nah, and for the same reason Cobes can’t be forced into a group home. He’s considered an adult who has lived ‘independently’ for nearly two decades. He wants to drink himself to death, than he’s allowed like any other adult.

I wonder if it could be argued Clint is responsible for any issues in the future? He’s basically enabling someone that clearly couldn’t survive on his own to be ‘independent’ when should be supervised.

 

[Slim Boglim]

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

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Doing the best he can everyday doodt.