Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Thus his nerd tantrums is just a continuum of his tantrums towards Kayla, but as she is not there anymore he is left with only random people on X to lash out towards?

Being called a nerd by a pathetic virgin cuck who got catfished by a dude because he's that naive at sex does not have the sting Balldo thinks it does.

 

[Stiffy]

Nick looks like a beaten down old man now. It was blatantly obvious he was using April's Xwitter account yesterday. He's incapable of disguising his usual word salad/law speak type sentences. Like someone mentioned earlier "supplants"?? Lol No rural Minnesota farm girl knows, or has ever used that word in her life. Did she even attend college?

 

[not william stenchever]

April is NOT pregnant.

Gott im himmel. According to the known principles of Racketology this means the prophesied third demon baby is inbound.

 

[Vibralldo]

Says the youngest child asked the officer for clothes because she'd just woken up for the day and asked for clothes because she was still in her pajamas.

When did the arrest happen?
Wasn't it the afternoon?

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Nick already said it was Dork.

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Pretty sure he's just insulting that Dale person by calling him a dork here.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

does not have the sting Balldo thinks it does.

Yeah that is the weirdest insult. It didn't even have a sting when I was a fricking teenager. What did make me laugh (so congrats for that, Niq, although I think it was unintentional on your part) was his comment during his blocking spree that only "cool people" get to talk to him.

List of "cool people:"
Patrick Melton: pedofile who disgustingly verbally sexually harasses 10 year old children of people he doesn't like
Dick Masterson: (aka Juju the cow, failed comedian and prom king circus master )
Vito Gesualdi: self-admitted pedofile, failed comic book creator and publisher
Riley: pornographer and pimp
Mint Salad: literally retarded piss prostitute
Ethan Ralph: convicted sex offender
His literally retarded Locals group: who uncritically lap up everything he tells him and who seem to have 0 cares about the destruction their Lord and Savior has casued
Sisterwives #1 & #2: Unemployed, incompetent drug fiends
Bob and Celeste Rekieta: His lying, coping parents who apparenntly have never seen him drunk or under the influence of drugs, and who continue to enable Niq's egregious behavior
Barnes & Frei (Canadian lawyer): prevaricating, uninvolved lawyers who misrepresent case facts and who Balldowash for Nick
His Barneswalker lawyer who seems to have no control of his client, and who keeps making Hail Mary legal passes to his client's detriment

... I could go on, but I think you get the picture.

 

[Vibralldo]

Pretty sure he's just insulting that Dale person by calling him a dork here.

It's too late, it's already official to me

 

[AnOminous]

Oh my god he looks so cool and not like a nerd at all

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Vaping is so badass. It's totally not some super cuck shit. Roll a blunt you pussy. Smoke a Pall Mall, bitch.

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So either his parents lied about cleaning it up or they actually did and it's already a total crackhead shit pit again.

This stream should be titled "COOKING IN PRISON"

CUCKING in prison.

Dick is suspicious of anything that doesn't make sense, and the test doesn't make sense.

Chewbacca is a Wookie!

Lol! The internet ruined my life!

GAAAAAAAMERGAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

He also said to watch April’s twitter and that her tweets today were “unexpected” so sounds like he was totally blindsided by her shenanigans today.

"They" were tag-teaming all day long seconds apart from each other, yet somehow, "both" of them never posted at the same time. This is like thinking you're fooling someone by wearing Groucho Marx glasses and a fake mustache.

Nick is fucking pathetic.

"told all the stories wrong"
What I am getting from this is, the stories Aaron told were true but he "told them wrong"

Totally not just Nick talking exactly like Nick.

Does ANYONE believe this absolutely pathetic lolcow shit? Has this ridiculous stereotypical abusive partner shit of hijacking your whore's social media EVER worked for ANY cow? Ever?

But yet they all do it if they happen to have a whore.

I feel an incredible amount of fremdschamen anytime Nick speaks or shows off his place, a once beautiful home now gone to shit because Nick cares more about being an addict than he does anything else.

I think what's even more amazing is his brain is more worms than brain at this point, and he doesn't even realize streaming from the ruins of his broken life while looking like he's in his 60s is not a good look and is not helping his situation.

What did make me laugh (so congrats for that, Niq, although I think it was unintentional on your part) was his comment during his blocking spree that only "cool people" get to talk to him.

Apparently in Nick World, the only thing you need to be "cool" is to be sexually attracted to children.

 

[ChromaQuack]

If a house has a roach infestation, there is no price I would be willing to pay for it at all.

I would sooner burn it to the ground and start over than simply trying to get rid of them all and clean everything up.

Even without seeing the bodycam footage, just from what we've seen in his kitchen, his house looks so unbelievably gross.

You mean to tell me the poster wasn't supposed to go 'seethe, coke, roach'?

I had a basic bitch poster ready and everything, humbug.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Great summary. You missed this important part: April is NOT pregnant. He said that. Eliminating theories is helpful at this juncture.

Correct. This is NOT how April speaks or writes. It's Nick.
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Edit to Add: "...except the existence of an attempted..." is lawyer-speak, or from someone with an education and/or is well-read. She is not any of that.

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"Supplants" - yeah, not April.

If this is Nick and not April then Nick is Love Bombing himself, talking about how great he is, how horrible Kayla is and how he really wants to marry himself.... you're right it is Nick.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Smoke a Pall Mall, bitch.

We all know a real hood nigga like Nick would smoke Newports.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

We are definitely in Nick's "Internet Tough Guy" stage of middle-age crisis. When the very definition of "150 lb weakling" starts talking about how the internet stopped him from punching people in the mouth and he's now limited to blocking them on twitter, we have come full circle on nerddom. Aaron punching him in the mouth would clarify this nerd thing.

Also, it appears Nick still believes all youtube money comes from him. He hasn't realized that PPP and KC don't need him on their show to make a bunch of money.

 

[Captain Manning]

Do we have a non-shit local archive of last night?

 

[Melty Butter]

If this is Nick and not April then Nick is Love Bombing himself, talking about how great he is, how horrible Kayla is and how he really wants to marry himself.... you're right it is Nick.

There's so much more when you realize it's him tweeting and replying to himself from the April_Law1111 handle.

I'll do an effortpost later if someone else doesn't do it sooner. It's Sunday: church, pets, kids, and VOTING calls. Nerd stuff.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'd love to swab it and see what gets cultured, probably several forms of novel bacteria that I could publish a paper about.

A new, novel STI, named Qover-24 found in Spicer, Minnesota.
The infected will have the urges to put on the balldo and start a polyQ.
They'll also start licking people of the same sex, so a fully covered hazmat suit preferably hooked to high voltage and current is the deterrent.

 

[daffodils]

So either his parents lied about cleaning it up or they actually did and it's already a total crackhead shit pit again.

It's the latter. They had to clean the place for CPS.

 

[Truly Rural]

"Fuck anybody who doesn't like me" is original Ralphamale quote. Nick is doing fiiiiineeeee

 

[Hellion]

It's the latter. They had to clean the place for CPS.

IF the kids are back there, isn't CPS likely still breathing down his neck for a while? Are they still likely to drop by and do random home checks? If he wasn't just a lazy and dirty bastard I'd think he was deliberately disregarding the importance of keeping the home clean.

He's either writing these tweets himself or he's coached her very specifically on what to say. Either way these statements are being authored by Herr Balldo.

Probably a silly idea, but aren't there online machine-learning tools where you can compare different texts to see the probability of whether they were written by the same author? Would be interesting to compare April's older twitter posts and Nick's twitter to everything her account posted yesterday.

 

[miss ethanol]

We all know a real hood nigga like Nick would smoke Newports.

Nick was told by a british fan that he looked stressed and could use a fag, he got hooked ever since.

 

[DemsBNutz]

I guess that's one way to describe it.

The author thought to himself, "how do I make the edgiest edgy edge anime ever", and the punchline was beating a dog to death in front of a 12 year old. It's not an anime I'd recommend for many obvious reasons.

I feel it belongs in the What The hell did i just watch! Give me my time back!! GANTZ im looking at you too.. Keno's Jorney "It's going to get better right?" Granted EL takes the cake in shock value and eww value. The other two just felt like a waste of time for the ending they gave. GANTZ main trying to save his buddy gets sqished by a train after beating the game.. and Keno just keeps traveling in a very dumb world...