Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MunsterCheeseJr]

He's either writing these tweets himself or he's coached her very specifically on what to say. Either way these statements are being authored by Herr Balldo.

April hangs on the every word of her current lifeline. A blank slate kind of woman with no real personality of her own. She gloms onto whomever she is with and starts to imitate them, what they say and what they do because he is so way cool.

She is functionally a parrot.

Polly want a snort.

 

[Oxous]

Nick did end up doing a 3AM Locals stream and everything but we still don't know why his ass hurts

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You should fire up another stream Nicky! Drink some liquid courage first, then go on YouTube and tell all the a-logs what you really think of them. And tell that corrupt prude ass Judge what you think of him too!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

What a non-practicing nerd.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Several times. It's been discussed in this thread a lot. He's even got it on Blu Ray. He showed the Blu Ray case on stream. I think a screenshot of that was posted in this thread.

I dunno if he streamed it though. That would be after my time.

FlashCast discussed episodes weekly. Nick did stream a few episodes before that weekend FlashCast, IIRC.

he said someone "compiled a list of out of context quotes" he made about Jesus and sent it to the pastor who reported them, calls the pastor a "terrible human"

Can you imagine declining to engage Nick on compelling theological discussions, such as "WHAT IF JESUS KILLED A DUDE" ??? Mediocre.

I LOVE the religious content, and I hope to see more. I also laugh that someone sent heresy clips to his pastor. It was a faggy thing to do (if they are here, they should get booted and shamed), but the result is funny.

Do we have a non-shit local archive of last night?

He's started booting paying locals members for talking shit lmao.
Also for the love of God, please tell me someone has a copy of this stream without some sperg screeching over it.

I can pull one later.

more lawyer speak. i noticed rekieta does not flat out deny that he gave the coke to his kid, whether intentional or unintentional.

if rekieta would say something like this, a flat out denial of the coke to his kid, some people wouldn't think the worst of him. even then, he is so disingenuous, over the years, that i probably still will not believe him if he just flat out denied the coke to his children. rekieta has no credibility.

your life can only be ruined if the normies know what is happening. the alogs are fucking with hin on kf and on twitter. the normies are not exposed to kf or the part of twitter that is fucking with rekieta. the normies know because it was plastered on local fox affiliate and newspapers. the news outlet only care because rekieta got caught with cocaine. rekieta has no one to blame but himself.

While I am not generally fan of compelling specific words to believe someone, Nick's word games and semantics make this a more reasonable take applied to him. I share the questions as to why he will not outright say 'I did not give my child cociane' and 'she never ingested any cocaine'.

When did the arrest happen?
Wasn't it the afternoon?

It was in the early-ish AM. Nick was stopped on his way home from dropping the oldest at an 0800 activity when he was stopped in his vehicle.

 

[Scan_Lines]

Nick did end up doing a 3AM Locals stream and everything but we still don't know why his ass hurts
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You should fire up another stream Nicky! Drink some liquid courage first, then go on YouTube and tell all the a-logs what you really think of them. And tell that corrupt prude ass Judge what you think of him too!

Looking at the stages greif, I would like to say we've moved out of/ started to move out of the denial phase and into the anger phase.
We know he's not in the bargaining stage yet because he's clearly rejected a plea deal according to Kurt, lmao.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Nick’s ever-growing bald spot makes an appearance.

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This is the lovely view the qover got whenever Nick bent over to do a line.

So the house is a mess again or never finished cleaning... Yo Baldo if your going to stream make it a cleaning stream. That would show progress.. Might make you happier too.. Midwest Magic Cleaning might be on to something.

 

[Hellion]

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You should fire up another stream Nicky! Drink some liquid courage first, then go on YouTube and tell all the a-logs what you really think of them. And tell that corrupt prude ass Judge what you think of him too!

Ahh, nice to see Nick's woken up on the right side of bed this morning! Time for his first seethe of the day, and it is strong.

He's literally devolved to a point where he can only rebut, "no u". All mommy's money spent on law school... for this?

 

[datura_binge]

He is really going all in on "nerd" isn't he. It feels like he hired some entry level college kid studying PR and they want him to hit the buzzword every chance he gets like a catch phrase or something.

 

[Cornfed]

What is with the gay bracelets? I have only ever seen teenage girls and trashy black women wear those.
Not making food for the kids either I see...

 

[Lurking9e9]

it is weird and funny to see a (non practicing) lawyer calling anyone a "nerd".

 

[AnOminous]

it is weird and funny to see a (non practicing) lawyer calling anyone a "nerd".

Or to see a literal impotent cuck who wears the cringiest sex toy in the world, invented for impotent men, thinking he can decide what's cool. Cucks get no say in anything, much less what's cool, because there's nothing cool about being a literal cuckold.

 

[WEEKEND]

I'm so scared that big dick Nick the jock is going to punch me through the Internet bros. Please don't bully us Nick, please for the love of God don't fire up a stream and push me into the metaphorical locker. This is just like my American high school romcom/anime/cuck porn, where the popular chad bullies the poor beta.

 

[ChromaQuack]

The same man who said, and I quote "The internet removed the ability for someone to get punched in the fucking mouth." when someone talks about him getting punched in the mouth:

He's scared, afraid, terrified even. He knows even a weird ladyboy lover could make his mouth bleed, he could shove him in the locker where he belongs. The only place he can pretend to be tough are his lolcows streams.

Weak.

 

[SaltyFanta]

He is really going all in on "nerd" isn't he. It feels like he hired some entry level college kid studying PR and they want him to hit the buzzword every chance he gets like a catch phrase or something.

Not to psychoanalyze the guy, but I get the impression Nick was a nerd all throughout his highschool and college days, I think he has said as much before.

I think he mentioned not being able to get with the ladies until he met lady rackets. I'm sensing that maybe he has some deep jealousy of guys that were able to more easily get along with women in high-school, and resents that he was a socially awkward nerd.

And now he's the one experimenting with drugs and engaging in strange promiscuous sexual experimentation, and now it's his turn to pick on the nerds in his mind. A sort "you can lead an incel to sex, but you can't change their mindset" sort of thing.

 

[Pagan Min]

What is with the gay bracelets?

Perfect accessory for a gay non-practicing lawyer...

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta returned to Twitter to call more people nerds as of about an hour and a half ago.

This is my favorite. Openly admitting to being an addict who misses his "habits" and then when called out: "Fix yourself, nerd!"


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[not william stenchever]

now it's his turn to pick on the nerds in his mind

Maybe skellyfag should hit the gym if this is his new tack. Nobody is intimidated by an emaciated husk that looks like it's about to snap in half from a stiff breeze.

 

[Friendly Potato]

What is with the gay bracelets? I have only ever seen teenage girls and trashy black women wear those.
Not making food for the kids either I see...

I would expect it's something he's picked up from April, as she's essentially still a teenage girl.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

Rekieta returned to Twitter to call more people nerds as of about an hour and a half ago.

This is my favorite. Openly admitting to being an addict who misses his "habits" and then when called out: "Fix yourself, nerd!"

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This is why your life is already over, stalker nerd.
Enjoy prison.

 

[Vibralldo]

Rekieta returned to Twitter to call more people nerds as of about an hour and a half ago.

This is my favorite. Openly admitting to being an addict who misses his "habits" and then when called out: "Fix yourself, nerd!"

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I don't understand why Nick keeps saying all this retarded, self incriminating stuff. There's no rational reason for it

He's such a great lolcow