Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mandatory User Name]

The Moment that Nick went to Hedonism II was the moment the old Nick died, without us finding out about his Interracial Swinging trip Nick could have continued living his hypocrisy of calling out degenerate shills like Jack Murphy or even gross Paedophiles like Melton without a care. What does Nick have left? Making fun of people's looks, vague insinuations about people's sexuality and calling people "Fat" or "Nerd", it's so pathetic that right now Tonkasaw could smack him down in a debate, heck even Mundane Matt or Brianna Wu could.

Calling Sean "Fat" when Nick and his disgusting whore wife were on the cusp of Anorexia just a few months ago, calling legal mindset ugly when he's objectively more attractive than Nick's skinny ghoulish figure (I think everyone can agree on that), calling everyone a nerd when just a year ago he was on stream painting his Warhammer 40k toys and talking about his favourite 40k audiobooks, Insinuating that people like Law and Lumber are gay when Nick goes to underwear parties at "Gay 90's" and enjoys watching other men fuck his wife from the corner of the room (he probably even holds a snack tray).

Nick is just pathetic in everything he does, impotent balldo rage finding any outlet and subsequently finding himself getting relentlessly mocked for it. The only people that have time for Nick and whore wife now are the degenerates and they'll only hang around if the money and drugs are good.

 

[AltisticRight]

The guy that had streams painting gay manbaby toy figures, went to weeb conventions, exhibited there (sexually as well), wore gay cartoon merchandise and babbled about stupid picture books is calling other people nerds.

It's not even a glass house anymore. This is full blown delusion faggotry.

 

[Desktop User2]

Rekieta returned to Twitter to call more people nerds as of about an hour and a half ago.

This is my favorite. Openly admitting to being an addict who misses his "habits" and then when called out: "Fix yourself, nerd!"

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I dont know what is more embarrassing: skinwalking as Juju or thinking Juju is so cool that he just has to emulate his persona. Is Nick so devoid of a personality that his new arc is just to cosplay as a cool kid - which he obviously isn´t?

 

[Hellion]

Unbelievable, April is a bible scholar now, too!


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She's not currently with Nick... meaning she will be again in the future, once whoever stops keeping these star-crossed lovers apart?


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[Harm]

The "nerd" shit is as basic bitch projection as it gets.

Also, it really bothers me how he insists that he couldn't possibly be drinking because he gets tested like 4 times a week. Uh, okay? It seems really simple:

1. Wake up Wednesday morning
2. Get tested Wednesday afternoon
3. Drink Wednesday evening

Seems pretty easy to drink if he wants to, especially if it's already the 3rd or 4th test of the week. Yes he acts like *gasp* how dare you suggest he might have had a drop of alcohol! Thy lady doth protest too much for my liking.

 

[Stupor Mario]

I’m coming around to fully agreeing with this, it’s recognizably BPD public love-bombing, including the ol’ meaningful song lyrics trick.
It implies she’s out of the house while or as a result of something going down, and is trying to influence Nick from afar.
The fact that he managed to do a stream without corner demon influence also suggests she’s not there.

The only doubt that remains is how unlike her usual posting “voice” it is, how blunt and possibly sarcastic the tone, which does sound completely like Nick. Maybe she’s just APEing his style too but it’s very odd.

Like someone mentioned earlier "supplants"?? Lol No rural Minnesota farm girl knows, or has ever used that word in her life. Did she even attend college?

I 100% agree with Stiffy and others. The word "supplant" is not in April's vocabulary. It's gotta be Nick.

 

[Oxyjen]

Rekieta returned to Twitter to call more people nerds as of about an hour and a half ago.

This is my favorite. Openly admitting to being an addict who misses his "habits" and then when called out: "Fix yourself, nerd!"

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I think the “I miss my habits” reply is related to that one stream where he was asked what his current addiction was (or something to that effect) and replied by staring meaningfully at the corner demon.
As in, it’s just another one of their in-jokes.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The "nerd" shit is as basic bitch projection as it gets.

Also, it really bothers me how he insists that he couldn't possibly be drinking because he gets tested like 4 times a week. Uh, okay? It seems really simple:

1. Wake up Wednesday morning
2. Get tested Wednesday afternoon
3. Drink Wednesday evening

Seems pretty easy to drink if he wants to, especially if it's already the 3rd or 4th test of the week. Yes he acts like *gasp* how dare you suggest he might have had a drop of alcohol! Thy lady doth protest too much for my liking.

No one believes that he is on that tight or frequent of a test regimen.

Assuming he *was*, it is likely randomised, but they likely only test at nirnal hours. Nick could drink between 2300 and 0500 after a test and likely be fine.

He also failed to show off his sweat patch or any continuous monitoring system.l that would easily support his point.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I think the “I miss my habits” reply is related to that one stream where he was asked what his current addiction was (or something to that effect) and replied by staring meaningfully at the corner demon.

April is his “addiction”? Lmfao how cringe. It’s like a bad teen novel.

(Insert stinky pussy joke here)

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Unbelievable, April is a bible scholar now, too!

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Nick has more holes in his brain than he has actual brain matter at this point. I can see April adapting to the nearest married man like a shifting chameleon, paying lip service to whatever said man thinks and believes in order to ingratiate herself further, but at the same time... it's just Nick posting on April's account again isn't it?

 

[Harm]

He also failed to show off his sweat patch or any continuous monitoring system.

Good catch, I'd forgotten about that little caveat entirely. We don't have any evidence he's actually getting those 4 or so piss tests a week either.

 

[Oxyjen]

Like someone mentioned earlier "supplants"?? Lol No rural Minnesota farm girl knows, or has ever used that word in her life. Did she even attend college?

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

He says looking like he just lived through Stalingrad.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Unbelievable, April is a bible scholar now, too!

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Chances that April herself has a) read the Bible and b) is skilled at "reading and comprehension"?

Pretty slim.

 

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Not to psychoanalyze the guy, but I get the impression Nick was a nerd all throughout his highschool and college days, I think he has said as much before.

I think he mentioned not being able to get with the ladies until he met lady rackets. I'm sensing that maybe he has some deep jealousy of guys that were able to more easily get along with women in high-school, and resents that he was a socially awkward nerd.

And now he's the one experimenting with drugs and engaging in strange promiscuous sexual experimentation, and now it's his turn to pick on the nerds in his mind. A sort "you can lead an incel to sex, but you can't change their mindset" sort of thing.

The "nerd" shit is as basic bitch projection as it gets.

100%
No matter how many fast cars, hoes, or grams of coke Nick has, deep down he'll always be the gangly nerd playing EverQuest in his underwear hoping some bimbo will wander into his dorm and flash her cans.

you're bad at reading and comprehension.

This is one of Nick's go-to insults.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Nick, you really don't need to try this hard to get Lolcow of the Year. You've already got it locked in! Bossmanjack can't take it away from you and Dickers has never won anything in his life.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Seems pretty easy to drink if he wants to, especially if it's already the 3rd or 4th test of the week. Yes he acts like *gasp* how dare you suggest he might have had a drop of alcohol! Thy lady doth protest too much for my liking.

Let's reverse the question, if he's been completely sober and drug-free for the last few months why does he look the way he did in his last video?

 

[Major]

Unbelievable, April is a bible scholar now, too!

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this is 100% Nick, it's not even debatable at this point

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

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>"my future looks bright"
Yeah those lights at strip club are pretty bright, April.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

She’s not with Nick. Keeps tagging him. Something happened and she’s trying to claw her way back in. Maybe the tattoos and stuff was her trying to show her appreciation for Nick to get his attention?