Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.3%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.6%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 25 10.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.9%
  • Total voters
    230
I see a lot of people comparing Rekieta's nerd-posting to Patrick Tomlinson's classic childing maneuver. I am here to say that even Fat Pat would never stoop so low to call another man a nerd when he PROUDLY shows his nerd street cred. So no stalkers, Rekieta could never nerd post on the level of a childing.

I do like that he's going this route though. Now every time he wants to talk about anime or warhammer or whatever people are going to call him a nerd. So that's content down the toilet.

Good job Nick ya big fucking nerd!
 
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Oxous said:
Nick did end up doing a 3AM Locals stream and everything but we still don't know why his ass hurts :(
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That's not even what the guy he's responding to said. How do you even misconstrue "I would bet money that that guy could kick your ass" with "he'll fite u"? What even is this?
Hellion said:
Unbelievable, April is a bible scholar now, too!

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This is unbelievably insulting coming from Nick. For full context as to why Nick brought up Bible stories, BBN says

"🚨Rekieta Household Alert🚨

It is evidently clear from many instances of omission throughout last night and today, Kayla Rekieta is not in the good graces of
@RekietaLaw
and
@April_Law1111

They openly admit to the polycule, something that would deeply embarrass the religious Kayla Rekieta. Anyone asking about her wellbeing are insulted and banned by
@RekietaLaw

And last, but not least. Last night on, Nick's
@OnLocals
stream he struggled to talk about a bracelet Kayla had given him.
Stopping himself we believe from talking about an anniversary gift, to instead state "its complicated"."

Nick's big brained response

"lul you CLEARLY haven't read any Bible stories"

I have to assume that Nick takes umberage with the "deeply embarrass the religious Kayla Rekieta" part. Nick makes zero mention nor gives zero context to which Bible story he may be referencing. Is he, perhaps, referring to Abraham banging his maidservant Hagar who bore him his illegitimate son Ishmael who's lineage would become the modern day Muslims? What about David lusting after Bathsheba which led to what is arguably David's greatest sin? Maybe he means Solomon, the wisest man who ever lived, who turned from God and took 700 wives and 300 concubines and lost his kingship because of it? There's the possibility Nick is talking about when Jesus himself said in Matthew 5:27-30

"27 “You have heard that it was said [a]to those of old, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ 28 But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 If your right eye causes you to [b]sin, pluck it out and cast it from you; for it is more profitable for you that one of your members perish, than for your whole body to be cast into hell. 30 And if your right hand causes you to [c]sin, cut it off and cast it from you; for it is more profitable for you that one of your members perish, than for your whole body to be cast into hell."

Maybe I'm just a big ol' dummy and cannot remember which Bible story it was that the message/moral was "you can bang a married woman while being married yourself and do a wife swap too because fuck covenants between you and God, ammirire fellow kool kids?"

This is so much worse than The Gunt's hollerin' about Christ is kang and "God's plan". The Gunt is an inbred hillbilly that has no history of knowing anything from the Bible. Nick doesn't have the luxury. Nick knows what he's done is wrong and instead of even attempting to seek redemption or contrition he out and out blasphemies. I cannot wait for his dumbass try out "What about forgiving me 7 times 70?" while still not changing nor understanding what that means. Let us not forget about another quote from the Son of Man himself in Matthew 18:15-17

"15 “Moreover if your brother sins against you, go and tell him his fault between you and him alone. If he hears you, you have gained your brother. 16 But if he will not hear, take with you one or two more, that ‘by the mouth of two or three witnesses every word may be established.’ 17 And if he refuses to hear them, tell it to the church. But if he refuses even to hear the church, let him be to you like a heathen and a tax collector."
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Is Nick really trying to erase his drug phase by going after everyone who clipped him for commentary?
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I don't think he's even operating on that level of thinking. He's just butthurt and seething that his copestream leaked from his hugbox and people are making fun of him for it.
Dude's not even bothering to maintain his usual smug façade anymore. He's having a full on narcissistic collapse.
 
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often puzzled said:
  • He says the cocaine tweet was about "a completely different date and location."
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So he's done a mountain of cocaine at a different date and location before? This is not the W you think it is, buddy. Get ready for the prosecution to ask you what the date and location was.

repentance said:
Vaping/smoking on stream is the same. A lot of creators do it and it irritates the shit out of me.
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Totally not an addict, by the way! Just because he's taking up nicotine doesn't mean he's desperately trying to substitute the alcohol cravings for something else. Not like that's a common strategy among addicts or anything. Ralph did the same thing during his sober arc, just smoking like a chimney, "it's all I got now." But nooo totally not an addict.
 
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