Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 35 31.0%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.9%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 37 32.7%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 13 11.5%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 27 23.9%
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Lemondale said:
what if his mind goes out and does a benoit?
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Nick is too self-centered and Balldo-pilled to do that. This new revelation of him trying to get rid of clips made from his stream makes me believe that Null dodged a bullet stepping away from him when the child negligence charges dropped. He’s just making it worse for himself in the long run.
 
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MunsterCheeseJr said:
Everyone here in these threads probably already knows better. But just in case there is a newb peeking in, Don't Fuck With The Courts.

If you are listening in, make sure you microphone is set to mute. Don't ruin it for everyone else. We just want the information.

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I don't think the courts even want us to call in tbh. In Greer's lolsuit against the farms there was a zoom hearing scheduled that we called ahead and asked, the clerk said not to join the call but that we could attend the hearing in person.
 
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Swole McPole said:
All the addicts I've ever known who went off to rehab came home looking better than they did when they went away. Even the ones who only went because they had criminal cases hanging over their heads and were facing significant prison sentences.

But then I've only known people who went to proper rehabs, where they take you off the streets for three months or more. None of them looked twenty years older after completing the programme.
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Even BMJ looked rejuvenated after his forced stay at his junkie run 'rehab' that he got expelled from. Sure, he fucked it up literally the instant he was out, but while he was in there, he put on weight, got color back in his face, and didn't look like he had been up for six days consecutively.
 
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Swole McPole said:
All the addicts I've ever known who went off to rehab came home looking better than they did when they went away. Even the ones who only went because they had criminal cases hanging over their heads and were facing significant prison sentences.
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Most people I know who've been to gaol have come out looking better. The structure alone seems to benefit people, even if it's boring as fuck.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
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"Officer Felt" :story:

So is he just gonna be peering out the kitchen window tonight waiting to see if anyone shows up for a welfare check?
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Dizzyuntildeath said:
Even BMJ looked rejuvenated after his forced stay at his junkie run 'rehab' that he got expelled from. Sure, he fucked it up literally the instant he was out, but while he was in there, he put on weight, got color back in his face, and didn't look like he had been up for six days consecutively.
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I think Rekieta tried to pull of the rejuvenated look in his first post-arrest livestream with that goofy ass Richard Spencer haircut. Now the nigga looks like he survived ‘Nam with that thousand yard stare.
 
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repentance said:
April tweets that she's lost in the woods and Nick doesn't think calling the authorities is reasonable?

And is there any "us" to leave alone if April's no longer around?

What does "it's TELEVISION" mean? That everything generated by Nick and April in the last couple of days is just pretend?

Good job losing your shit with Kayla's court appearance imminent, Nick. Can't even put your ego aside to support her through that.
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She is just a free spirit like Mamma JF.
 
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Seafarer said:
I just realized what Rekieta’s retarded nicknames for members of the polycule reminds me of:

@Third World Aristocrat i would die for an edit of this scene with Rekieta and co’s faces superimposed over it (Aaron should be Bart).
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That just reminded me that polycules are for faggots.
 
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