Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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There's probably already archives of the full stream, but I have taken the liberty of downloading all the clips @elb posted and archiving them here. I believe that the nature of the clips and the site on which they are posted qualifies as transformative and if Nick disagrees he can take it up with Dear Feeder.

Spoiler: Archive of all 17 clips uploaded today

 

[Soi Woh Jak]

Nick can officially go on the scale between boulder boy and the gunt. Will he get a redemption arc like boulder boy? Nah who am I kidding, this faggot is going to turn into gunt jr. Waiting for the escape to third world country out of bankruptcy arc. Those kids are so fucked, 10 years from now you're going to see a reddit post saying "I shut down my drug addict dad who drugged me when I was 9 when he reached out. Aitah".

 

[Kheapathic]

Something Nick really doesn't get, is that to use nerd as an insult, you need to be in some sort of superior position. Okay Sean's fat and paints models and makes more Soul Calibur references than needed; what are you doing Nick? Even in your younger years, you weren't a jock; sure being a cheerleader does take physical discipline, but what did you, by your own words, turn it into? You and your wife were both virgins? So those college underwear parties with other cheerleaders had you doing what, sitting in the corner? Your cocaine use isn't being down in Miami or St. Paul and bedding 5 women, one of every color, in a single night. You did cocaine and stole some dudes wife, and you think you're not some twiggy fag?

I dare say Nick is AIDS'd and very homosexual.

 

[Bepis]

Nick can officially go on the scale between boulder boy and the gunt. Will he get a redemption arc like boulder boy? Nah who am I kidding, this faggot is going to turn into gunt jr. Waiting for the escape to third world country out of bankruptcy arc.

There are arguments to be made even now that he's already worse than the gunt, which is horrifying. Cozy Rozy never got into the coke stash, at least.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick Rekieta is a copyright cuck, confirmed

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♫ I hurt myself today ♪♪
♩♩ To see if I still feel ♬

 

[4090 Chad]

Something happened.

- He's calling everyone NERDS now.
- April and Nick now act like Joker and Harley on Xitter
- He's actively blocking people for single words
- He's going after clip channels now
- He's more enraged than ever on Xitter

Something happened, and I want to know what it was.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this sperging and spiraling is happening the day before Kayla’s omnibus hearing.

 

[Folgers Can]

Uhh... apparently April's meeting is over Zoom, and the code to join the call is listed out in the open

I don't think the courts even want us to call in tbh. In Greer's lolsuit against the farms there was a zoom hearing scheduled that we called ahead and asked, the clerk said not to join the call but that we could attend the hearing in person.

Yeah I forgot about that in her case - with some luck someone will restream it like her arraignment from Nick's studio (apparently this time with her backdrop more likely being the woods or a truck stop or the like), but after the spergs shouting about her tits at the arraignment there's a good chance the clerk may boot any nonparty Zoom users rather than just mute them. IIRC there was some back and forth in the CHIPS transcripts along those lines, pausing to go over the Zoom user list to make sure if anyone needed to be booted, so they may have gotten in the habit of checking every time now. Since April's case is with Fischer there should at least be a physical courtroom as a backup option unlike the occasional times when an adjacent county's judge had to fill in via Zoom.

Either way, Kayla's hearing would be in-person and hers is looking more likely to be eventful based on this weekend's developments.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

If you're doing dope that is killing you 24/7 it is virtually impossible to go into rehab and not do dope that is killing you for even a couple weeks without looking better. Even the dope fiends just coming out of rehab admit they feel better after not doing dope (right before doing dope again).

Nick was railing against the drug labs and "problems" they have and the "conspiracy" to keep the one drug lab open b/c it's close.

It doesn't sound like he's mad about the test on the evidence 5 months ago.

Rather, he seems mad about multiple "wrong" results.

Did he and/or kayla test positive for drugs and that's why he's ranting against the lab? Is that what forced the month long address change? Failing a drug test would impact their family case but drug testing isn't a condition of his crim case is it?

Nick's word smithing is also obvious. He doesn't address failing drug tests, rather he always frames his answer as "I'm not allowed to drink. I'm tested 3-4 times a week." He dances around test results.

 

[spacko]

In this case, the harvest needs to be transformative and still expect to get flagged and be ready to defend your bounty to a constable.

in other words, Kino Casino just hit the jackpot

good work Nick!

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

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Aaron will never do anything as great as making this retard Rekieta's problem.

What is your process/pipeline for these GenAI images? They are fantastic (your profile Pic and this one).

 

[Pomniman]

Nick can officially go on the scale between boulder boy and the gunt. Will he get a redemption arc like boulder boy? Nah who am I kidding, this faggot is going to turn into gunt jr. Waiting for the escape to third world country out of bankruptcy arc. Those kids are so fucked, 10 years from now you're going to see a reddit post saying "I shut down my drug addict dad who drugged me when I was 9 when he reached out. Aitah".

On the mount tardmore of flaggotry he'd fit in squarely between Fatrick Hamlinson and Russel Greer with Ralph having paved the way.

 

[Soi Woh Jak]

Something Nick really doesn't get, is that to use nerd as an insult

It's a result of the juju the cow effect. Once you get to Hollywood and become a whoring drug fiend, being a nerd is perceived as pathetic. Well nerds don't get aids Nick, neither do they get arrested for doing coke around children.

 

[PhoBingas]

Nick Rekieta is a coked out flaggout and not even his wife would have sex with him.

 

[where's baldo]

Something Nick really doesn't get, is that to use nerd as an insult, you need to be in some sort of superior position. Okay Sean's fat and paints models and makes more Soul Calibur references than needed; what are you doing Nick? Even in your younger years, you weren't a jock; sure being a cheerleader does take physical discipline, but what did you, by your own words, turn it into? You and your wife were both virgins? So those college underwear parties with other cheerleaders had you doing what, sitting in the corner? Your cocaine use isn't being down in Miami or St. Paul and bedding 5 women, one of every color, in a single night. You did cocaine and stole some dudes wife, and you think you're not some twiggy fag?

I dare say Nick is AIDS'd and very homosexual.

shut up, nerd

 

[TexOffender]

cheers faggot.

 

[Windy Moors]

I seem to recall Ethan Ralph doing the same thing when he started to crash and burn.

Time is a flat circle when it comes to parasocial internet lolcows, I guess.

The transformation is complete:

Credit @Ultrapenguin

 

[IDF]

But then I've only known people who went to proper rehabs, where they take you off the streets for three months or more. None of them looked twenty years older after completing the programme.

When I quit drinking I quickly lost a lot of weight, like from size 44 pants back to size 32s. Everything was better except my face, it thinned out and definitely made me look a fair bit older than when I was a plump drunkard. Obviously Nick's situation is more complicated even if we assume the best but it is an example.

 

[Muppetstudios]

@elb should clip anyway and fight the copyright strike in court

If Nick represents himself I'm sure she will end up owning his channel with Nick in debt for future ad revenue

 

[Soi Woh Jak]

Since this is featured I'm sure Anas lurking in here. Hi Ana, Nick is still a faggot unfortunately.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I just realized what Rekieta’s retarded nicknames for members of the polycule reminds me of:

@Third World Aristocrat i would die for an edit of this scene with Rekieta and co’s faces superimposed over it (Aaron should be Bart).

I don't think I can edit any more videos for a while, friend.
This was the fastest production I've ever done, but I had to listen to so much NERD, NERD, NERD, NERD.
It's the only thing stuck in my head now. Please, send help.