Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Journoscum]

The nerd shit is such projection. This dude's biggest insecurity is being uncool. Niggernerd was in male cheer, watches Japanese cartoons, talks to anime chargers on stream, actively engages in comic book discourse, is a lawyer, and pays money for memes and movie characters as paintings. Now, he's in court getting bullied by jock cops while the whole Internet watches and laughs - must trigger some highschool memories.

He needs to fit in with the coolest people he knows - A convicted revenge pornographer, a cow who gets fucked in the ass, a fat grifting pedophile, a different fat grifting pedophile and a cocaine whore. Real Fonzarellis.

 

[AltisticRight]

What exactly did this dumb cunt expect when she puts "I'm lost in the woods" online accompanying weird shit she picked up like some unhinged schizophrenic?
Okay, look, I pick up rocks and feathers when I bushwalk as well, but I won't put that dumb shit on social media complete with animal bones.

For those saying she has 4G thus not lost, that couldn't be less true. She's not lost but this does happen:
1. Get lost, send panic messages, fuck there's no signal
2. Keep trying to find one's way out
3. By sheer luck, stumble upon a place with 4G signal and the messages are sent
4. Get lost again and lose signal

Nicker-levels of Awarenes...

The guy with all the gay manbaby dolls and an entire stupid fighting game arcade box thing with stupid fiction picture books on display is now calling people nerds.

 

[Stiffy]

The only real question now is who will play Colonel Fitts in the ending of Nick's movie?

 

[Desktop User2]

He needs to fit in with the coolest people he knows - A convicted revenge pornographer, a cow who gets fucked in the ass, a fat grifting pedophile, a different fat grifting pedophile and a cocaine whore. Real Fonzarellis.

it´s pretty clear he is emulating Juju because he thinks a man that gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow is the coolest man ever.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

At this rate Balldo will troon out and end up marrying Duncan in some kind of gay polycule with Keffals.

Unfortunately for Nick, Duncan has been forced off the internet by his in-laws as part of an agreement to let him live with them. He also privated his Xitter account so there isn't much of a chance Nick can check to see if Duncan has trooned out as well

 

[30+GameOvers]

Nick Rekieta is a copyright cuck, confirmed

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Now wait a minute, Nick NO!

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

He needs to fit in with the coolest people he knows - A convicted revenge pornographer, a cow who gets fucked in the ass, a fat grifting pedophile, a different fat grifting pedophile and a cocaine whore. Real Fonzarellis.

See, when you put it like that, it almost sounds like Nick is trying to impress the biggest losers.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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Any information can be helpful, @Fapcop

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Holy shit, he didn’t even use a cover story like Matt. Then again, he wouldn’t be caught dead doing something with his kids like picking boulders, so he knew that wouldn’t be a good excuse. Ballsy, Balldo.

He’s a flaggot and bans people for muh mentals. This is the inevitable end.

edit: @elb Put Cog’s logo on your clips from now on

Arguably better than what Matt did, at least he's honest about it. Doesn't make it any better though, especially after giving explicit consent to use his content.

 

[DemsBNutz]

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Nicker-levels of Awarenes...

Can we call it digestable clipping like a readers digest condenced novels of law tube.. Are they really novels if they are condenced?? Creative editing??

 

[Sharpeteer]

Maybe @Sharpeteer could create a mocking Sir Balldo 5 second intro for clippers @elb so the clip is clearly mocking satire. "Adventures of Nick" w/ Nick in the balldo helm licking lady Aaron. Then the clippers can prepend it to every clip with a laugh track.

Well she has the YouTube cuts of the first two, so she could in theory put anything from those in the beginning - I think the bit of Nick and Aaron about to fuck in the tent while he imagines Mandy's face on him would be hilarious, and cut into his ego just enough each time he plays these clips.

Although, forgive me for not entirely understanding how YouTube works, but putting an intro in the clips wouldn't be enough to make something fair use. You'd have to actually do something to make the entirety of the work transformative.

Also, all video footage for Pt 3 is done. Face animations are moving along quickly. Not saying it's almost done, but the rest of the work is very straight forward.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I can’t wait to find out what caused Nick to snap like he has the past few days. Did his lawyer tell him how utterly fucked is is or something in terms of the case?

 

[AN/ALR56]

Nick becoming Patrick was not in my bingo card for this year

 

[Desktop User2]

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A podcast between le french phenotype and Rackets about kidtrapping mentally retarded women would be kino.

 

[Annealing Crater]

April got lost looking for Kayla in the woods and you’re laughing.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

There's probably already archives of the full stream, but I have taken the liberty of downloading all the clips @elb posted and archiving them here. I believe that the nature of the clips and the site on which they are posted qualifies as transformative and if Nick disagrees he can take it up with Dear Feeder.

If he sends a DMCA to the farms I will fucking lose it.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick Rekieta is a copyright cuck, confirmed

Here's the clip for the quote on the left:

 

[Journoscum]

If he sends a DMCA to the farms I will fucking lose it.

Actually kinda surprised he hasn't sent a shower telegram to null going "not that it FUCKING matters but just so you know Kayla is still here and I've NEVER been part of a polycule. Do a pushup, nerd."

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I can’t wait to find out what caused Nick to snap like he has the past few days. Did his lawyer tell him how utterly fucked is is or something in terms of the case?

Maybe the trust fund had conditions

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I can’t wait to find out what caused Nick to snap like he has the past few days. Did his lawyer tell him how utterly fucked is is or something in terms of the case?

Nick's mommy said he had to stop doing cocaine off of the ex-wives of failed radio DJs. He was so mad at first that he called her a nerd. So now he's grounded.