Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

This faggot has AIDS. You all doubt me, but it’s true. He got poz loads in his ass.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The Kobi Lee guy Nick freaked out at was just fucking with him (as per this),

Yeah but based on the way Nick's acting there's a decent chance he tricked Nick into flushing some things down his toilet and that's why Nick flipped the fuck out.

 

[sum ting wong]

Does anyone remember when Nick had that graphic that pointed at the law and crime logo on YouTube streams and it said “copyright cucks”…. Can someone photoshop that overlay onto Nicks’s Xitter account?

I made this a long time ago but I guess it's relevant now

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I find it fascinating that Nick hates having us pay attention to him, yet he never fails to give us a reason to look.

"Oh my thread is slowing down. I better introduce another phrase that they can use to make fun of me. That'll show them."

"Suffah Kiwinerds"

It was so fucking unprompted. Baffling.

No one told him to ruin his life and burn all his bridges. After his arrest I really wanted to see him just go clean and apologize, the whole Balldo thing becoming a fading scar of a terrible mistake, and become a genuinely good person. But...he didn't.

Go fuck yourself, Nick.

 

[ChromaQuack]

The nerd shit is such projection. This dude's biggest insecurity is being uncool. Niggernerd was in male cheer, watches Japanese cartoons, talks to anime chargers on stream, actively engages in comic book discourse, is a lawyer, and pays money for memes and movie characters as paintings. Now, he's in court getting bullied by jock cops while the whole Internet watches and laughs - must trigger some highschool memories.

Someone find that picture of him sucking off the mic while dressed as sailor moon and slap a big fat nerd on that nerd

It's unreal he cares so little about his own audience he eats into the mic while recording btw.

A lot of those things are mainstream in 2024.

Wargaming and painting miniatures is still strictly within FUCKING MEGANERD territory, Nick is quite possibly in the top 1% of just how much of a MEGANERD you can be, this cannot be understated.

Even DnD is somewhat mainstream thanks to critical bore and stranger things, playing a game where you use plastic armies worth $1500+ (plus paint), a game with deployment and general rules so autistic that they would melt the brain of a normie... is without a shadow of a doubt the last frontier of being a fucking MEGANERD, the magnum opus of geekdom, and Nick has always lived comfortably within it.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Kill flaggots. Behead flaggots. Roundhouse kick a flaggot into the concrete. Slam dunk a flaggot baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy flaggots. Defecate in a flaggot's food. Launch flaggots into the sun. Stir fry flaggots in a wok. Toss flaggots into active volcanoes. Urinate into a flaggot's gas tank. Judo throw flaggots into a wood chipper. Twist flaggots heads off. Report flaggots to the IRS. Karate chop flaggots in half. Vaporize flaggots with a ray gun. Kick old flaggots down the stairs. Feed flaggots to alligators. Slice flaggots with a katana.

 

[Kandinsky]

At least Ethan's children will never be exposed to their father's drug use

Excluding the time he blew marijuana smoke in his daughter Rosie’s face? Not including that event, then maybe.

 

[Thumb Butler]

he knows he truly has nothing left.

Hedonism II will always be there for him.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Is Nick really trying to erase his drug phase by going after everyone who clipped him for commentary?

Nick thinks he can beat the courts.
Nick thinks he can beat CPS.
Nick thinks he can beat his addiction.

Nick thinks he can beat the STREISAND effect.

Completely delusional.

Imagine trying to Disney vault every possible clip of you being obviously high on stream when you've been streaming while high for years.

I don't think 90s Disney would have the weaponized autismo lawfare necessary to put the genie back into that bottle.

 

[AnOminous]

This faggot has AIDS. You all doubt me, but it’s true. He got poz loads in his ass.

Balldo Man
Balldo Man
Can he have the AIDS
Yes he can

Is he straight?
No he's gay
He just likes
To be that way.

Oh yeaaaaah
The Amazing Balldo Man

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Today's spergout is even better than yesterday's! Nick, what are you doing, you fucking nerd? You're gonna lose another million this way! Only nerds mess around with the DMCA!

He deserves to suffer forever. He brings shame to those of Polish descent.

Don't worry. Look at this NERD's family tree. I see surnames like "Kenjura" and "Kranatyl" which reek of salo. 3/16 of his great-grandparents are Ukrainian! What a filthy MUTT NERD.

Hedonism II will always be there for him.

Nick the Nerd is rapidly running out of money to get Romaine and Ricardo to run a train on his whore wife while he sits there high on cocaine with his limp dick in his hand. Only nerds have erectile dysfunction Nick!

 

[Mystery Spy]

As usual the problem isn't copyright law, but youtube. Technically speaking you could tell him to go fuck himself because it is fair use.

But, Youtube will most likely fold like a chair and comply if he tries a DMCA. I do hope people stand their groud and give him the middle finger because again Fair Use give us the right to make fun of him with his own content. And as a lawyer he knows it very well.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

This is some serious lolcow logic out of a licensed lawyer who's a member of the bar.

This is what happens when you get..

Out of Practice.

*puts on sunglasses*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

 

[Gorton Colu]

Anyone here just goes out at night and fights nerds? My life was boring as fuck so I started going out and just fighting nerds. I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless nerds then it evolved to high school nerds and now I’m picking fights with grown nerds. I even have a nemesis. I beat up the same nerd a couple times, found out where he works so I catch him off guard after he gets off work. He’s been posting on Xitter about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve. Dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me. My life is so much more exciting now am I crazy for doing this?
-Nick

 

[Sharpeteer]

Balldo Man
Balldo Man
Can he have the AIDS
Yes he can

Is he straight?
No he's gay
He just likes
To be that way.

Oh yeaaaaah
The Amazing Balldo Man

 

[Watching Rekieta]

OH NO! A wild link to a 720p archive of Nick's latest stream! I hope he doesn't DMCA me!

https://www.mediafire.com/file/3i3iq73d97omnjt/%282%29_Hello%2C_Frens_-_RekietaLaw_Community_-_720.mp4/file

Nick has stated in legal filings that none of those streams are his. His streams are unassailable in a locked down vault.

 

[BigPeanut]

Because lolcows inherently have difficulty with being criticized and the DMCA system provides an easy avenue to silence criticism.

Also they get brought to such a low pathetic level and no longer even respect themselves or have any self esteem, that they start to believe that the only thing that matters is making the haters mad. They no longer care if such actions degrade themselves and make them look like angry retarded losers, as long as the kiwi cucks and gaylogs are seething, they are winning. Ignoring the fact no one really gets mad about any of it, we just laugh and call him a cuck and a pussy.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Nick is currently seething on xitter again!

EDIT: Could not archive at the time I posted, thank you to those that did.

 

[john marston]

I've said this before and I'll say it again: even in the most charitable interpretation of Nick Rekieta, his obsession with alcohol is still makes him a massive asswipe. Let's say, just for the sake of argument that everything Nick had said is true. He never touched drugs. He never drunk drove. His 6 year old daughter testing positive for cocaine was a false positive. The social worker lied, the police lied, Officer Pomplin lied. The Preacher only ratted on him because he asked a Bible question. Even if all of this was true, he still is a massive retard and irresponsible cunt.

He still doesn't understand (and/or doesn't care) that his drunken rants are what caused all of his misery. If he hadn't had the coke stream, no officer would've written an order. If he hadn't drunkenly called Montegraph a pedophile, he wouldn't have gotten sued to begin with. What kind of man, a father of five, gets plastered on stream?

 

[Fapcop]

This isn't cope anymore, it's outright psychosis.

HOLY SEETHE BATMAN!

He has really lost it. Wonder what happened? Divorce arc incoming (he said hopefully!)

This is like the kind of cope and seethe you’d expect from your local dealer who just got out of jail on bond. While cutting a line but knowing full well that he’s truly fucked and will have to do some time down the road.

Something happened and our boy snapped.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy, truly!