Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 37 31.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 39 32.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 13 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 29 24.4%

  • Total voters
    119
Nick has stated in legal filings that none of those streams are his. His streams are unassailable in a locked down vault.
Nick: The cops don't have the REAL evidence because I destroyed it!
Also Nick: Wait, I didn't know destruction of evidence is also a crime. . .
 
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Hi Spectre!
You should know Nick doesn't listen to anybody.
 
I know he's not eating sausage on stream but
Foreshadowing, perhaps. Only time will tell. That’s a random text worthy phrase though. Ominous in its simplicity & subtext.
we know that Nick believes that Lawyers can do anything if they find the right magic words, well Nick is a lawyer (albeit a non practicing one) maybe he believed he had found some magic words to make us all go away?
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This isn't cope anymore, it's outright psychosis.
I’ve been of the mindset that Nick had been showing major psychosis Sx since April, when he streamed near the end of that month (iirc) with the unusual flat affect voice. He was clearly exhibiting mania to the point it made most viewers uncomfortable ITT. It’s definitely looking like another period of psychosis, in Nicks case he gets really manic & does these disaster streams & insane behavior, but because he’s able to rationalize it to himself, he thinks it’s fine or perhaps even not so obvious. He’s dead wrong there.
 
Nick is currently seething on xitter again!
I’m getting serious Fatrick vibes with the constant replies to haters… just replace “child” with nerd and that is Nick.

Are we witnessing a lolcow singularity? Is he becoming a lolcow blackhole? Could we soon see him doing mukbangs and converting to Islam also :story:
 
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Hi Spectre!
You should know Nick doesn't listen to anybody.

Rekieta is still fighting against his detractors on Twitter. What's strange is that he generally nitpicks the easiest things to argue against.
I find it interesting that he's not addressing anyone talking about Kayla...
Makes you think... 🤔 He's acting totally out of character, tho, so I can't figure out his recent behavior.
 
Does he care about his audience more or less than he cares about his kids?
A narcissist like Rekieta is the star of the movie, the protagonist of the novel, the hero of the game, and the rest of us exist solely to move the plot forward. Words such as care don't play into it. Pick any film, game, or novel. Do you care about Stormtrooper #6 or Henchman #2? You should because that's you; rather, how a narcissist like Rekieta sees you.

It's a fucked-up way to look at the world and the people in it. Narcissists like Rekieta are selfish and self-centered black holes who suck the light and life out of anyone close to them.
 
Omnibussin' 2 is tomorrow, ain't it? Maybe there will be more to come.
Kayla and April’s hearings are within 15 minutes of each other. Nick will have to make a choice over which sister wife to support. Who will win?
My bad, they are on different days.
 
Some Videh and Magic the gathering is 1000% more fun than getting high on cocaine and passing out in your squalid bedroom.

For about a year, I had a friend group that I played Magic with every Friday night. We played Commander, and I'd Doordash Wendy's at the start of the session. We'd go from midnight to about 4 or 5 AM. Some of the most fun I've ever had in my life! To bad everyone's job changed and we had to stop.

But you know what? Rekieta is right. We should've just done coke and have open felony criminal cases against us instead.
 
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Balldo Man
Can he have the AIDS
Yes he can

Is he straight?
No he's gay
He just likes
To be that way.

Oh yeaaaaah
The Amazing Balldo Man
Has Nick actually had sex with other men? I thought it was just his wife and side-piece.
 
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