Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 51 25.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 2 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 66 32.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 11.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 60 29.7%

  • Total voters
    202
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Nerds don't know how to have fun? lol, he's still chirping "Nerd" at everyone.

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NEEEEERD lol

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Lmao!

That “nerd” is some of the strongest projection I’ve seen in a long ass while.

Who in the fuck gets bothered by being called a “nerd”?

Rekieta must really have gotten miles of wedgies in school… And the funniest part is that anyone over 12 would recognize the prejection and cope here.

Coke and whisky really ruined this man’s brain, hasn’t it?

I’m really curious as to what happened over the last couple of days with Nick. It’s pretty rare that such a dedicated narc would break his “Hehe, I don’t care!”-shtick to erupt into a such a spiteful Mount Veseethius.
 
Just seeing the Locals clips from last night. Holy shit, guys. I think you broke him.

I think the franks motion result finally fully broke him. Eric July calling him out as a pretend attorney and him losing the appeal in the Montagraph case were steps along the way. But this one appears to have been the full psychotic break. He is not even a little bit functional anymore and physically looks like he has been sleeping on the street for the last month. Raving at nobodies on twitter in the middle of the night and screaming NERD at them is really out there. Even screaming NERD at former inner circle member Spectre.

Nothing he does at this point would be a surprise. If he survives, I would guess his eventual path will be onto heavy mental health meds to keep him under control.
 
It’s established woodland that has been unmaintained for 10 years or more, enough for those saplings to grow tall and spindly and then blow over.
I wouldn’t rule out that it’s Rekieta’s land. How that would tie in with what’s going on I have no clue.
That is a good call. In nature, you only see tree growth like that when a field of hill has recently started to be overgrown back into a forest.

An unnatural scenario is some relatively wealthy person's functionally huge back yard forest. Managed and cut down for a while until they get tired of clearing out the saplings, or a new owner buys the property and chooses not to manicure their backyard forest.

Essentially the Rekieta properties and surrounding area.

Bird's eye view:

She did say that she can't find her way home.

In an area like that you would be hard pressed to find a forest to get lost in. In that rectangle 2.4 km high by 1.2 km wide. That is as far as you can go until you run into either a road, or well known pond or lake. And even then, you are probably running into a neighbor's house, manicured walking paths, mowed lawns or extended driveway well before then. (Edit: 0.3 km before you run into some neighbor's obvious area worst case scenario).

The only way she could get really lost in a situation like that is if she was wacked out on drugs.

That or she is crying out to Nick "I am lost and venerable. Come fuck me in the woods Nick at our favorite spot. Tee-Hee. The kids and your parents won't know."

Hell, zoom out. All of the surrounding road blocks are just like that. Even if she is in the neighborhood, she is still surrounded by roads and managed wooded areas just like that.
 
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I think the franks motion result finally fully broke him.
I agree. He said last night that he expects to lose the latest motion and to go to trial early next year. I don't think that's something he foresaw when this began and he has to be at least a little concerned about how Kayla and April's cases will go.

Nick's not the type to be compliant with heavy duty mental health meds. They do have some really shitty side effects and people prone to hypo/mania miss the euphoria which precedes the inevitable crash and burn.
 
Sometimes I think that maybe I am a nerd, maybe I didn't get bullied hard enough in school, that maybe Nick should punch me over the Internet since he is such a cool guy. Then I just imagine Nick hitting himself in the head while on a drug-fueled rage and I realize that he can't hit himself hard enough to even leave bruises. Then I just laugh and go about my nerd-y way.
 
Yeah but based on the way Nick's acting there's a decent chance he tricked Nick into flushing some things down his toilet and that's why Nick flipped the fuck out.
That’s a really good call. He really is freaking out so hard over a.. wellness check? Like who cares, unless you’re a junkie on probation and actively doing drugs like Nicky.
 
Seriously like no cap 100% unironically for real for real, what the actual fuck did he mean by this?
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"You can't even spell chin"

What did he mean by this?

Im left with no other option than to assume he's both drunk and high right now.

Throwing shit at a wall here. "More chins than a chinese phonebook" is a stereotypical insult. So maybe the idea is that he is so fat that he has ascended beyond even having a chin, so the concept of a chin is foreign to him, which means he may not even know how to spell the word since he has no idea what one is?

I don't know, I'm like a police officer trying to order at Denny's over here.

1. But why couldn't he spell chin?
2. Does this have anything to do with Denny's?
3. Who was phone?

there's only one chad... only one king... that can solve this mystery

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Unfortunately for Nick, Duncan has been forced off the internet by his in-laws as part of an agreement to let him live with them. He also privated his Xitter account so there isn't much of a chance Nick can check to see if Duncan has trooned out as well
Who knows, maybe the victory of a Balldo bride will entice him to return. The funny thing is somewhere out there Duncan is probably doing a victory lap about all of this without realizing that the things that got Balldo in trouble are all the things Duncan advocated for and had Balldo been true to his trad LARP he wouldn't have fallen as hard as he had.
 
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