Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 37 30.3%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.8%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 40 32.8%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 13 10.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 31 25.4%
  • Total voters
    122
Third World Aristocrat said:
He is exchanging his principles for what then? He lost his mind. This is lunacy.
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His inability to control the narrative. Nobody views him how he views himself so he's losing his shit.

Nick seemed to have good relationships with people only if they viewed him a certain way. Image shattered after this so he's acting like a child.
 
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None More Black said:
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As part of his whole I'm-going-to-act-like-a-cringy-teenager-online schtick, Nick is now going to do bad imitations of Nietzsche for us.

Thus Spake Baldothustra
 
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EggImpregnator said:
Seriously like no cap 100% unironically for real for real, what the actual fuck did he mean by this?
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"You can't even spell chin"

What did he mean by this?

Im left with no other option than to assume he's both drunk and high right now.
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He meant the guy is no chad because he has no chin.

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The Internet Dick said:
It's a fucked-up way to look at the world and the people in it. Narcissists like Rekieta are selfish and self-centered black holes who suck the light and life out of anyone close to them.
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This is what makes it hilarious to see them go down.

They think they're the main character when to us, they're just the funniest joke of the day. And we'll have another tomorrow.
2005 Honda Civic said:
But you know what? Rekieta is right. We should've just done coke and have open felony criminal cases against us instead.
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Lmao you sad nerd. Imagine being such a total nerd that you just played games for a few hours. REAL men get locked up in jail and have mugshots and abuse their children. DUUUUUUUH. Stupid NERD!
 
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I love that Nick keeps talking about how "haters" etc don't "belong in his life in any capacity" and he's talking about people on Twitter and in YouTube comments. I hate to tell you Nick but anonymous online strangers aren't in your fucking life at all. It's pretty incongruous to believe, as a "streamer" and an "online personality" that anyone interacting with your content is somehow "in your life".

Wouldn't the easy solution be to...idk....disable all comments and private everything? Or is it that you actually want that interaction after all?
 
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Sheryl Nome said:
I was missing my Rekieta content. He's so fucking funny.

Just sperging out and calling everyone nerds and admitting to doing coke.
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We have Kayla’s Omnibus tomorrow. I suspect he’s freaking out because Kayla’s lawyer likely let her know they probably won’t get shit thrown out and the judge is likely pissed at them both.

Is anyone going to Kayla’s omnibus? @luigismanslave (I like the Ghost Trick avatar, btw)? Any of that crew going? Be warned Rekieta is deranged.
 
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Nick will always be resentful that he was unable to replicate his lawtube success when the type content he put out changed. He thought his popularity was personal rather than based on the content he was putting out and he blames his audience for his misjudgment rather than himself. It's a mistake many entertainers have made but most of them have had the option of returning to their previous style.
 
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