Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Montagraph spotted in Meme Copium's chat. Nick has still not paid the money he owes for the appeal. Considering Nick won't even pay speeding tickets or taxes, Monty is going to be waiting on that money for a while. Montagraph, if you win your case and get damages, put a lien on Nick's house and then move in next door to him.

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He'd loose money because that house would be condemned lol.

 

[TexOffender]

A ghost of faggot's past.

Seriously, Spectre is irrelevant and I'm fairly sure he turned on Nick a while ago, @TexOffender why even bother bringing him up?

Just archiving Nick being a cunt to his "friends."

 

[RodgerDodger]

Nick is transage, stop trying to take away the age euphoria he gets from his fantasies of being an 8th grader.

Nick is just a version of Russel Greer that got him his penis sucked. He has that same "life is an 80's Romcom/college movie" understanding of life.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

He'd loose money because that house would be condemned lol.

I just had a thought. Monty owns the house, sells it to Null and Null turns it into the house for retard lolcows he adopts. I'd love to see Nick neighbors with Cobes, Cyrax and Larson.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I just had a thought. Monty owns the house, sells it to Null and Null turns it into the house for retard lolcows he adopts. I'd love to see Nick neighbors with Cobes, Cyrax and Larson.

Null is too busy trying to fix the internet to engage in more Retard Outreach. Also, why would wish that kind of hell on Cobes? He doesn't deserve being neighbors with Nick "The Nerd" Rekieta.

 

[BradolfPittler]

It probably doesn't help that he cultivated his audience as trad, right-wing, church-goer, happily married and father of 5 by providing lawtube commentary. Pivoting towards Hedonism II, balldos, coke, and cuckoldry didn't only alienate that audience, but it's the very thing that audience hates. I'm not really sure he could have done it any worse.

I was about to comment something along these lines. 2018 Nick would've relentlessly mocked 2024 Nick for being a negligent cuckold crackhead. You guys remember how Ron Toye's domestic abuse case became a running joke?

 

[Stupor Mario]

I just had a thought. Monty owns the house, sells it to Null and Null turns it into the house for retard lolcows he adopts. I'd love to see Nick neighbors with Cobes, Cyrax and Larson.

It shouldn't be a house for retard lolcows he adopts, it should be a lolcow zoo. And he should charge admission. And it should also be a lolcow circus where Null dresses up like a ringmaster and forces his lolcows to perform for the crowd. (Which would basically be an IRL version of Kiwi Farms.)

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I just had a thought. Monty owns the house, sells it to Null and Null turns it into the house for retard lolcows he adopts. I'd love to see Nick neighbors with Cobes, Cyrax and Larson.

Null does his own fishtank but with lolcows

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I take back my previous prediction Nick would settle. He still shows zero sign of having lucid thought. He has admitted to zero mistakes. He is attacking and seething. His mindset is unchanged from before the arrest. He's still mad at Sean for no reason. It's (q)over.


SEEEAAAAAN you aren't as cool as you think you are SEEEAAAAN!

You're just a fat NERD, SEEEAAAAN

The Taco Bell tolls for thee, SEAN!

I wish you a million sandwiches!

It is stupid to think that he is going to settle when he is far too belligerent of a personality as well as how much he stands to lose with the case. He isn't going to let the state tell him what he can and cannot do. Especaially when it comes to his kids. He also doesn't want to give us and the rest of his detractors any ammunition to make fun of him with.

He is just stupid enough to think that he can unwrite all his recent fuckups with one legal victory and come out on top of everyone by doing so.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Your house plans are all well and good but you need to play the long game here people.

Null crowdfunds and buys house number 2, rackets gets $300k to blow on retarded shit like two paintings of shadow the hedgehog, a few months worth of coke and a few hedo II trips.

The extra coke and hedo trips cause him to further spiral and get in further legal trouble, Null moves in to buy his primary home, he then slides an offer the newly bankrupt Nicky cannot refuse:

: You can stay living in the house rent-free, but I will install cameras and livestream it 24/7. I also reserve the right to invite more tenants to move in whenever I see fit. House number two will be a resort for live cow watching over the fence.

That's how you create a constant, long-term revenue stream from the initial investment of two coke bunkers. Thank you for coming to my TARD talk.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

PSA: Drugs turn you into a flaggot. Don't do drugs kid

 

[not william stenchever]

is the cuck house still for sale? this could be a great opportunity. 350k and cameras pointed at the rackets mansion fish tank aint got shit on this possibility!

We'll have to consult the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil's Komptroller of the Kurrency to see if we have room in the budget.

 

[Canoodler]

PSA: Drugs turn you into a flaggot. Don't do drugs kid

I suspect he's always been the type to be a flaggot even without the drugs.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I just had a thought. Monty owns the house, sells it to Null and Null turns it into the house for retard lolcows he adopts. I'd love to see Nick neighbors with Cobes, Cyrax and Larson.

Null does his own fishtank but with lolcows

: You can stay living in the house rent-free, but I will install cameras and livestream it 24/7. I also reserve the right to invite more tenants to move in whenever I see fit. House number two will be a resort for live cow watching over the fence.

That's how you create a constant, long-term revenue stream from the initial investment of two coke bunkers. Thank you for coming to my TARD talk.

Null would never ever want to be rekeitas landlord in any circumstances. What he would do instead is make a deal with the Virginia courts and get bossman released from jail and placed into a "dedicated care home" in Minnesota.

He would install a Urinal in his bath room that has a sensor which connects to his modem and every time bossman inserts clean drugless pee into the urinal the modem turns on for 24 hours so he can stream and gamba. He would of course have to remove all the doors from the residence for bossmans safety.

Rekeita would obviously be living the bachelor life in Merida like a cool guy and not a fucking nerd. He and Ralph can be drunk closeted drug abusing gays together.

Kayla would become montegraphs wife as part of the settlement, Nick is done with her anyways. Amber would die of an untreated STI or something idk.

 

[biggacracka]

I suspect he's always been the type to be a flaggot even without the drugs.

I think being aflaggot turns you to drugs in fact

 

[Seafarer]

The whole concept of making "shower calls" is gayer than eleven dudes blowing twelve dudes.

Reminder that the fairy queer that is Cuckieta bragged about going to “underwear parties” which are apparently events in which grown men party dressed in nothing but their underwear. It’s quite literally the gayest thing I’ve ever heard of. Nick would be more straight if he attended a gay orgy where he sucked off like 20 dudes (and let’s be honest, he probably has done that already, except sucking off 20 guys is probably a low estimate).

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Interesting

Nick says April might not have cared about being disrespectful in her tweets, but also that the tweets made Nick smile. Ok

Edit: correction

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

kayla and I are happily married, stalker children. enjoy balldo prison

 

[Seafarer]

kayla and I are happily married, nerds. enjoy balldo prison

FTFY

 

[Butwhythough2]

We do have all @elb 'sclips archived right? She could clip them and then post them here immediately after for archival purposes right?