Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[uhoh spaghettios]

I'm about to pitch a new series to that nerd Eric July.

 

[Keystone]

He's back in Melton's chat
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They are totally not still married, and she has totally left. But I'm just some NERD on kiwifarms so what do I know?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

There are creators I only discovered because someone else clipped them. If you're actually entertaining, it can be a positive thing which helps grow your audience.

I thought it was obvious I was talking about clipping them negatively. No one likes that.

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

The contradictions of Nick Rekieta off the top of my head:

Touts being a family dad with 5 kids	Swinger with a girlfriend; A habitual drug/alcohol user who neglects his children
Says everyone against him is a nerd	Was a cheerleader in college
Says people need to stay out of his personal life	Streamed trials like Depp/Heard which unearthed personal relationship details
Says DMCA striking creators is "gay"	Strikes @elb when his "clips" are fair use, and show his true behaviors
Says Kiwi Farms deserves to be a platform where free speech prevails	Says Kiwi Farms is nothing but lies and wanted @Null to take things off his thread
Says other lawyers don't know anything about the law	Went to one of the worst law schools in the country with one of the lowest bar passing rates
Says pedophiles need to be put on the wall	Donates to a "not-yet-convicted pedophile" and hangs out in his chat (Melton)
Says he's been sober since May	Failed an alcohol test in June
Says he's got his kids back	Clearly does not have his kids back
Says he doesn't read his Kiwi Farms thread	Reads his Kiwi Farms thread religiously that it springs on manic drug episodes

OH NO! A wild link to a 720p archive of Nick's latest stream! I hope he doesn't DMCA me!

https://www.mediafire.com/file/3i3i...C_Frens_-_RekietaLaw_Community_-_720.mp4/file

The Law Pope once said if you take something down, it reappears at least 5 more times, like magic.

They are totally not still married, and she has totally left. But I'm just some NERD on kiwifarms so what do I know?

Exactly. Stay out of his personal life, nerd.

Edit

I mean, it’s either the morning or lafternoon most people have them as instructors are usually busy.

I could understand in the morning since they're homeschooled, but most lessons are after school like every other kid in the U.S.

Is CPS really allowing him to drive his kids with all the tickets on his record, let alone his drug use?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Who has violin lessons in the middle of the morning?

I mean, it’s either the morning or late afternoon most people have them as instructors are usually busy all other times.

 

[not william stenchever]

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I'm about to pitch a new series to that nerd Eric July.

Nick Rekieta piloting a Balldomech (drunkenly) circa 3025 (decolorized)

 

[Hellion]

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I'm about to pitch a new series to that nerd Eric July.

Image might need adjusting, looks like his shoulders are way too big in this one.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Image might need adjusting, looks like his shoulders are way too big in this one.

It's the suit he wears to prevent his heat allergy from flaring up. A NERD like you wouldn't know that.

 

[not william stenchever]

It's the suit he wears to prevent his heat allergy from flaring up. A NERD like you wouldn't know that.

Heat management is important when piloting a Balldomech.

 

[Schizo Rat]

Strike down Elisa and we will become far nerdier than you can possibly imagine.

Jersh would have to rescind the warning that we aren't the autistic illuminati.

 

[PetrolSniffer42069]

It's the suit he wears to prevent his heat allergy from flaring up. A NERD like you wouldn't know that.

His own Balldo-branded version of a stillsuit. Converts the ethanol vapors emanating out of his pores into cold air via a cocaine-powered heat exchanger.

 

[Locker Boy]

At least Ethan's children will never be exposed to their father's drug use

Yeah instead they get to be raised by either a loli loving horsewoman or a mentally ill retarded BPD woman. Either way leagues better than boiling alive in a tin shack.

 

[AnOminous]

It was always going to come to this, it’s been obvious Nick has wanted to do this for years now surprised it took this long considering his reputation has been in the shitter for a while

I guess he figured he has no reputation to lose since everyone already views him as a completely and utterly subhuman shit who needs to die in a ditch.

That was more degrading than anything the internet could ever say about Kayla.

That's because a spouse should have your back, not publicly slag you off like a classless wigger piece of shit. Sure spouses complain about each maybe to a friend or a sympathetic bartender but not to the entire world.

Nick is shit.

 

[Soapmore]

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Nick Rekieta piloting a Balldomech (drunkenly) circa 3025 (decolorized)

I believe you meant to say "Balldonaut Nick Rekieta piloting a Balldomech..." Show some respect for our pioneer balldonaut.

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

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I'm about to pitch a new series to that nerd Eric July.

Balldoman looks like something out of James Gunn's Suicide Squad. His backstory as a non practicing lawyer who neglected his kids fits well. What would his super power be?

 

[Windy Moors]

CODE BALLDO
NERD HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT:

Melton thread post

Patrick Alan Melton or MAP for short, has been infected by the NERD! More cases are expected to follow, most probable new vectors are Juju the Cow, Vito the Pedo and Ethan piggytits Ralph. With less infectious strains confined to Locals chat and ex-janny youtube comments.

 

[Soapmore]

Balldoman looks like something out of James Gunn's Suicide Squad. His backstory as a non practicing lawyer who neglected his kids fits well. What would his super power be?

With his Helm, the balldonaut breaks INTO prisons, ideally jamaican prisons, to spread for joy.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He's back in Melton's chat

All messages from Nick Rekieta on Patrick Melton's stream (October 28, 2024)

Rekieta was in the chat for Melton's live stream from 1:21:56 into the stream to 4:09:14, or shortly before 1:30pm local time.

That means he was in the chat up until less than 50 minutes before Kayla's contested omnibus hearing at 2:15pm.

Super Chats

Rekieta sent 7 super chats totaling $45. (Apologies if any of these messages have been posted earlier)

Rekieta spots a good friend in the live chat and then sends a super chat about how funny and weird it is to see him there (the "you" refers to Patrick Melton)





Seething at Jesse:



This appears to be a reference to Aaron:



All super chats below.



Live Chats

Rekieta also sent 61 unpaid messages, including the below highlights (not necessarily in chronological order, see spoiler for that)

Rekieta seethes at Null:



Rekieta comes up with the phrase "I almost never see April" to address his current relationship with her. When Melton puts the message on stream and asks him to clarify whether that means she's moved elsewhere or whether it means Nick simply never goes to his second property (the one that's for sale with April's possessions visible in the listing photos), he refuses to comment any further.




Nick says of Aaron: "he's an abuser" in relation to the allegations involving April.
He had slipped up and said on his Locals stream that he had stories about Aaron's wife which he would only tell after Aaron was finished testifying in his cases, which he corrected to "life"




Nick insists April's Twitter username change to April_Law1111 "is NOT. reference to me":



Rekieta refuses to address the weird bracelets:




Aaron is just like Nick Rekieta in one aspect, according to Nick Rekieta:



Embedding all messages as images in the spoiler to avoid tagging random accounts:

Spoiler: All messages

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

What would his super power be?

GAY BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

YOU KNOW YOU BROKE THE BUCK WHENT HEY COPYRIGHT CUCK