Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 306 26.5%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 818 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,153
Supposedly, X Troll account @liamnissan posted this this morning:

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Which earned him a DM direct from Elon Musk:

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Imagine being Elon Musk and having all that, yet still acting like a neckbeared Reddit mod. Why the fuck ANYONE takes anything posted on Xitter seriously anymore is beyond me.
 
If I had to opportunity to ask him. He would likely change the subject because it's very likely he pulled it out of his own ass. Conservatives are no stranger to presenting their made up information as "facts".
Yeah of course. I wonder why anyone would trust a private citizen as a source for the election. It’s very odd to me that an immigrant has election data that no one else does?
 
It’s not very smart because many conservatives are lazy niggers who will find any and every excuse to not do something. Thinking Trump’s got it in the bag means they can just skip voting now.
 
It’s not very smart because many conservatives are lazy niggers who will find any and every excuse to not do something. Thinking Trump’s got it in the bag means they can just skip voting now.
In addition: I can't exactly think that all the discourse about how the other side is cheating will do wonders for voter turnout. "They're gonna cheat, rig and steal the election no matter how many of us show up!"
 
Mommy dearest is saying her son will help make the government more efficient in the same way he's running twitter



Elon's mom is honestly embarrassing him from trying to publicly get him out of a fight with Zuckerberg, admitting that he's autistic, and now basically saying he'll run the US government the same way he caused a social media company to lose billions of dollars with advertisers leaving.
 
In addition: I can't exactly think that all the discourse about how the other side is cheating will do wonders for voter turnout. "They're gonna cheat, rig and steal the election no matter how many of us show up!"
There's got to be a name for this concept, where you're so afraid of admitting defeat you do things that harm your chances of winning.
 
If Trump loses the election, will Elon kill himself? 🤔
No, but there's a real chance he ends up in jail if/when Tesla faces its correction. EVs are close to saturation and even if Tesla was valued strictly on its market position there it would be worth a fraction of what it currently is. There's a mountain of lies that have piled up in that company, both regarding specific products and stalled out innovation driving its irrational valuation.

But until the music stops he's fine. You only go to jail when you burn too much rich people money like SBF did.
 
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Elon's mom is honestly embarrassing him from trying to publicly get him out of a fight with Zuckerberg, admitting that he's autistic, and now basically saying he'll run the US government the same way he caused a social media company to lose billions of dollars with advertisers leaving.
Mom just wants to see her son fight at the tech billionaires' boxing meet! Proud momma bear wants her son to win that belt!

That accent is pretty cool by the way.
No, but there's a real chance he ends up in jail if/when Tesla faces its correction. EVs are close to saturation and even if Tesla was valued strictly on its market position there it would be worth a fraction of what it currently is. There's a mountain of lies that have piled up in that company, both regarding specific products and stalled out innovation driving its irrational valuation.

But until the music stops he's fine. You only go to jail when you burn too much rich people money like SBF did.
Yeah, hype is a huge factor in Tesla's valuation. It's just not gonna math out that way unless some really draconian policies go in.
 
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Yeah, hype is a huge factor in Tesla's valuation. It's just not gonna math out that way unless some really draconian policies go in.
Being a hype man has always been Elongated Muskrat's most valuable skill. TBF to him, his ability to hype Tesla to investors is a big part of what got it through the early 2010s.
 
Being a hype man has always been Elongated Muskrat's most valuable skill. TBF to him, his ability to hype Tesla to investors is a big part of what got it through the early 2010s.
I mean he also had been carried by one of the greatest PR teams money can buy which is how he was able to be a beloved figure in the 2010s and be seen as the super smart innovator
 
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