🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[C. G. B. Spender]

Stop being such a Debby downer. You need to believe he’s going to shit himself

Im also betting on deadly air instead of dead air. Election night tortas and tequila will shoot through his gunt like a shotgun.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Im also betting on deadly air instead of dead air. Election night tortas and tequila will shoot through his gunt like a shotgun.

But this time he'll not even register the shart.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph has released the promotional image for his election day stream

As you can see, Ralph has spent maybe a total of 3 minutes creating this attention grabbing thumbnail for a stream he will supposedly have 30 guests on throughout the day. Not a single one is in the thumbnail. What is in the image however, is the homo ass pose he made at the airport. A pose so strikingly homosexual that the Ralphagods intervened and Ralphastruck the pictured Ralphahand with a Ralphacurse that Ralphablessed his Ralpha-logs all the way to the bank. Ralph is spiting the Ralphagods by using this image; but the Ralphamale don't scare, bish. There's simply no chance his next flight will involve his legs spontaneously combusting on the way to see his precocious son out of spite, so take dat, gay-lawgs.

Will it be worth watching? The answer is No. However, there are some unlikely events that could make it worth stopping by:

• #1 A-log Smokey Da Cat pounces on his arm and sends him rolling on the floor screaming in agony
• The race is called with a clear winner from either side
  • Kamala Victory - Ralph breaks down and starts crying as his empire of orange man grifting is over, tax free tips will be given out by a libtarded Democrap so they don't count, potentially blow his brains out
  • Trump Victory - Ralph does something embarrasing, potentially breaks out some beer, at least 4 more years of dying breaths confirmed for the Killstream, proceeds to do something incredibly retarded in the following week that decapitates both arms
• Ralph pills out or has another freakoff
• Ralphs viewer count is lower than either the Kino Casinos or Chris Chans coverage of the election, stays completely silent with watery eyes absconded by copeglasses
• Another screaming match with Sneedchat
• Ralph falls asleep again

One final note, despite Ralph claiming he can and will vote this election, he will not. There might've been a chance before he slept on his arm, but now there's literally no chance of this happening. So despite Ralph being a political anaylist with his chips on trump, he will be leaving the most important part about the election (winning it) to his supporters (Sorreh Adol!).

 

[hawkisnight]

Since John Potter robbed him of his feature something has to happen. This is Ralph's last hurrah.

 

[Tiger Jack]

I wonder how many guests are gonna no-show?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I wonder how many guests are gonna no-show?

did you see the list of all-star retards? they don't have anything better to do.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Kamala Victory - Ralph breaks down and starts crying as his empire of orange man grifting is over, tax free tips will be given out by a libtarded Democrap so they don't count,

Disagree, being opposition media has always been a money printer for conservative grifters.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Personally I’m looking forward to him arguing with the Kiwi Farms chat like he always does

 

[Die For Me!]

11/4/24
Ralph reminds us he's a lunatic that expects us to understand the lore behind all of his hats, calls his daughter a gift again:

8 Minute clip of Ralph explaining a life lesson hard taught, that you probably do want people in your court that disagree with you on things, instead of a bunch of sperg yes men like Gayduh:

Gee Ralph, if only you had someone that had genuine criticisms at the time to help you help yourself from completely fucking your entire life up forever. Sadly, Ralph only had a bunch of yes men at the time

Here we have a 9 minute clip of Ralph explaining his spiritual values. Ralph brings up his move from atheism to a being a theist because his ED page made fun of him being a neckbeard fedora tipper he realized that the movement itself was a religious cult. Also brings up Pascal's wager, which is him admitting that he's so scared of there being actions for his consequences he can't even be a full fledged atheist.

Ralph accepts his fate as Big Boss, JD Vance brings up illegal pills immediately after:

Kept yew waiting, huh?

Despite claiming to have played the entire main-line Metal Gear Solid series, Ralph refers to his left arm as "Solid Snake Shit", which is referring to the wrong character.

This was possibly one of the worst things I have ever sat through, Ralph tried to reschedule various guests with his keyboard, typing only with one hand. While failing to grasp the concept of time zones, paypig BriannaWuHyperBimbo, who is a turn coat that also donates to MATI, donated a Fuentes clip of Nick reviewing Minions 2. This was around 20 minutes long. instead of posting it in full, here's a recount from the survivors of this event:

Lastly, After about 15 minutes of insanity, Ralph has enough and starts screaming:

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

So much for an election stream. He won't even look at the damn polls.

 

[Nod Flenders]

So much for an election stream. He won't even look at the damn polls.

The Gunt being lazy? Shocking!

 

[Die For Me!]

So much for an election stream. He won't even look at the damn polls.

KC stream begins, is up 1,000 compared to Ralph

KC brings their guests up and is now up 3,000 above the illustrious Killstream

as of writing, it is now almost 4,000

@theralph, i'd tell you to rope but that may be difficult considering your bum arm, maybe just dive off your Lawyers roof instead? Suffah Pig!

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

KC stream begins, is up 1,000 compared to Ralph
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as of writing, it is now almost 4,000
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@theralph, i'd tell you to rope but that may be difficult considering your bum arm, maybe just dive off your Lawyers roof instead? Suffah Pig!

Jimbo is doing 6.4k numbers. Sad day for the pig

 

[Cucktry Roads]

So, time for a little story.

I used to lurk the farms Back in 2008-2010 to get the latest Chris-chan updates. Never registered cause I thought that Chris might kill himself and I didn't want that on my conscious (If Trump wins tonight, I'll be telling redditors to kill themselves if that shows you how far I've been driven in the last nearly 2 decades). I'd occasionally pop in over the years after Chris started weening himself off the internet to check in on things.

So, we get to Summer of 2020, Ralph started going full lolcow and I start lurking here. That was step 1 of me becoming an aylawg. Step 2 was when I went into dlive and changed Hake's intro to be about Ralph's gunt in chat and got banned, that was step 2. Then we get to Aug 2020 that was not only Ralph's sextape but the Boogie vs Frank Hassle killstream. I remember that episode well cause I was playing Fallout 76 and Ralph had the killstream of a lifetime, close to the Boulderstream going on, and you could tell that he was drunk and pilled out of his mind. I was still lurking here, but mostly shitting on Ralph in his own discord until I got banned. With enough lurking and getting a feel for how I was supposed to act, I finally joined the Farms™.

So, you're probably wondering why I'm posting this shit. Well, after Frank Hassle and Boogie both left, what made sense was for Ralph to do a decompression stream and talk about how epic the 'debate' was. Instead he instantly ended the stream with a look of "I don't want to be here" on his face. It was around this time that Ralph had figured out that the best thing to do if he was drugged up was to instantly end the show without saying anything. He did this during that stream, but he also did it during the 2020 Election Stream before the night was even called for Biden.

There's a pretty good chance he'll be pilled up tonight since he's a creature (pigmonster) of habit.

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

Any reports from the Piggertits channel? Is he still holding up?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Is he still holding up?

Daddy Dax is there, roughly 1200 viewers. Still hasn't hit the dono goal

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph was beyond mogged in viewership as was expected

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh? Piggymoobs was streaming during the election too?
Anyway,

 

[Die For Me!]

The Halloween A-log announcement is supposed to be tomorrow, are you hyped to see Ralph obliterate the Farms with a Troo & Honest statement that may or may not be a lie? Most importantly, is your pantry stocked with Killstream approved treats?
Please check to see if you are missing any of the following:
Chicharrones:

m & ms:

RITZ:

Ice Cream:

Water:

Boogers:

Piss:

annnnd shit:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-...killstream-tequila-sunrise.16672/post-7100552

The announcement should be during or immediately after RPGs time slot, so I imagine sometime in the afternoon or evening but no time has been announced yet.
Ged up fat boy! And don't 'ferget tew HIT LIKE!!!

 

[JAKL II]

3 posts since 11pm last night.

Holy fuck did anybody even watch? Ralph down bad.