Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[cypocryphy]

We might get TTD without having to build even one concentration camp.

 

[TheSunSets]

Anyone else miss the big moon?

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

We might get TTD without having to build even one concentration camp.

Sweet! All the benefits and none of the costs. Truly the trash taking itself out.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Amid all the hopelessness and talk of "refugee status" in Canada or someplace, a note of hope and defiance.
But I'm still calling it an L.

So awful and

We are permanent, historic, beautiful and strong. To those in states other than California and the like, we must and WILL support you. We are PERMANENT. I am so sorry sisters. I will be looking for trans organizations in deep red to support in an ongoing basis.

All my love

Jess

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I'm going to avoid posting further election related Ls unless there's an actual (or seriously alleged) suicide.
Otherwise I'd have no time for anything else for a while.
I'll still comment on yours though.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

The only thing sustaining me in the office today was the promise of an avalanche of tranny L's waiting for me when I got home, posted in the wake of the God Emperor reclaiming His golden throne. I have not been disappointed thus far.

It's somehow even more amusing than last time around- and on that occasion a Trump Presidency was unprecedented. Now we know basically nothing is going to change for these fuckers, which makes the absurd histrionics even funnier.


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Nobody is coming to arrest you, you fucking mong. Nobody is going to make you do any of these things.

Unfortunately.

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

Trannies boyfriend voted for the orange demon. Troons enraged and demanding they break up.

The boyfriend just wants to be free of the tranny but knows if he breaks it off, he'll have a vengeful tranny after him. Instead he tells the tranny this so that the tranny breaks up instead.

If he wanted to keep the relationship he would have told it that he voted for Kamala even if he didn't.

 

[Law]

Only thing that surprises me is that we haven’t seen a martyr…yet.

Remember Trans Day of Rememberance?
These men tried the martyr angle, but it didn't work once people started looking into crime stats and realizing that troons are way less likely to be murdered than other groups. Martyrdom is for people who are actually moved by a cause, not men indulging a sexual fetish.
I'm actually surprised they're still going for the 'Trump will murder me and all the other boys in spinny skirts" angle. I'd actually expect to see more trumpy troons, like Jessica Marie Watkins or Caitlyn Jenner.

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

Amid all the hopelessness and talk of "refugee status" in Canada or someplace, a note of hope and defiance.

I love all the trannies planning to move to blue states or Canada. These people all live off charity be it GoFundMe or government disability. They're basically living week to week on gibs.

The cities in the blue states and Canada they want to move to are CRAZY expensive. They can't afford it. Sure they can move to affordable hick towns in those places but those towns aren't going to be rolling out the red carpet for entitled troons. More likely pulling out the pitchforks.

 

[Vegetamite]

The persecution delusion is at an all time high with these stinky dudes.

 

[Pig Cups]

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Zero donations lmao. It was started in May too.
One instagram post he also laments about not getting any gigs
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Over on the bands Instagram the second latest post is saying they had to cancel because chella was hospitalized.
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I'll give him credit. Super obese and sick and still trying to be a lead singer in a band and do gigs. He is trying.

Checked out his instagram…



…Jesus Christ.

Hell, the first girl I ever liked in High School had a chest like a ten-year-old boy, but she made up for it by having a really great ass.

You sound like Bill Paxton in True Lies (1994).

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It'll suck because Canada and the UK will get flooded with visa requests which will personally inconvenience me

Was funny until the kids. Why are you lying to them that they're not safe stop involving them in your dystopia novel larp. No one's doing anything to you.

The worst part here is, by the sound of it, these two adults trooned out their two children.

I hope their worst fears come to fruition, and the state takes the children away from them so that they can be rehabilitated. The two adults deserve to be executed on their doorstep like sick animals for their crimes against said children.

 

[The Noticer]

Lol they really think estrogen does anything. Once the moobs are in they are there to stay, and your hair removal methods should hold.
This guy is really picturing some Tranimorphs book cover from barbie and ken into two leathermen.

"I'm stealth, my friends don't know I'm trans but ofc they will when hrt is banned and I start to look more like a guy"

These retards act like they live in The Nutty Professor universe, and their magic bathwater potions transforms them into real wahmen™ until it wears off the next day.

Checked out his instagram…

Life imitates Art

 

[Evilronald]

I love the delusion of thinking practicing Christians think about them or will join them in Hell. Most of us actually sympathize with trannies and want them to get help rather than spread this contagion to others and destroy society. The tranny seething has been glorious: they might deal with themselves before the orange man even gets into office.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

We are not the UK yet

As a Britfag, I love how utterly fucking detached from any form of reality the average terminally online Ameritroon's idea of life on our Sceptered Isle is.

Woe to the poor, innocent trans girls of TERF Island, crucified on sodden fields, as the Witch-Queen, the terven Mary Lee Walsh herself, J.K. R*wling, swoops down from the walls of her mould-infested castle like a Nazgul to misgender them with monstrous impunity.

 

[Snack Cracker]

The persecution delusion is at an all time high with these stinky dudes.

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This is deeply concerning and this guy needs to be on a watch list.

 

[Mad_Dog]

We all know they're gooning their rotting crotch off at the thought of 4 more years of imaginary oppression. They're victimhood fetishists, and we're the unwitting participants in their mental depravity.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I thought I was beginning to grasp the level of tranny hysteria and delusion. I way underestimated it and I expect much anguished frothing and foaming to continue.

The self absorption is staggering. I doubt the vast majority of voters wasted a second thinking about tranny ‘rights’ while at the voting booth. For most it’s very much about the economy, security and all the core values.

I’ve never been a Trump fan for a number of reads but he won fair and square. The people have spoken - end of story.

Housing in Canada is insanely expensive even in the tiny hick towns unless you’re okay with living in in the middle of nowhere with no built in tranny support systems.

I need to find the article but Canada has only 1/3 the percentage of trans people the States has. Unless they live in a big expensive city, ‘refugee’ trannies will have no one to try to push their agenda o to.

Not that they have a hope in Hell of getting in. We just chopped most immigrant group numbers by a good 20% with more cuts coming.

Trudeau makes me puke but that’s one thing he’s got right. If we cannot properly look after our own, we have no business letting in hordes.

 

[Caesar]

Checked out his instagram…

Bro I think there's an alien about to burst out of your... Neck? Can I call it that?

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Is it me or are Trannies the most upset about this?

 

[LavenderMenace]

If anyone's bored at work, just go through the MtF board on Reddit. It is a wall of suicide baiting, coping, and whining that its Joever for trannies.

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I have no words. I don't even want to live anymore. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm stresing. My anxiety is through the roof. And idk if I'm going to have a future now...Or worse...There won't be any future generations. Kids won't be educated, Women can't do anything except fuck and cook, And..I won't be able to call someone my wife...

Project 2025 will kill is all.

They got the fucking senate, And maybe the house too. It's all over. Red everywhere...The red is the blood of all the trans and say people...

I don't want to live...But I can't bring myself to die. Idk what to do. I'm broken, I'm breaking down so fast. I just want someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright.

Gotta love that misogynist comment on women can't do anything but fuck and cook. Trannies can't help but be sexist even when doom posting....


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You know, I really did have hope, at least a little, for the first time in my life. I really did. But I suppose I didn’t realize how much the world, and especially this country, deeply hates us for simply existing. I’ve always said we can’t rely on cis society to not eliminate us, but I was really hoping this time would be different. Fuck America. Fuck anyone who voted for Trump, knowing everything he’s done. Fuck any “leftist” who didn’t vote for Kamala because of fucking Palestine. Can’t wait to see what Trump does to help the Palestinians, you fucking ghouls. Try your performative little protests now, maybe the Trump regime will just start gunning people down instead. It’ll be Kent State from here on out. The American people are simply too fucking stupid to ever vote in their best interest. We’ll take a genocidal maniac over a milquetoast liberal any day, simply because we hate immigrants who are the backbone of this country and trans people who have done nothing fucking wrong.

Sometimes, I hope the Christian god is real. I really do. I hope it’s real, so that when I go to hell, I’ll see every fucking transphobe and “”””””Christian”””””” who voted against us alongside me. The satisfaction I’d get from seeing them burn alongside me would last for eternity.

Another tranny seething claiming that trans people did nuthin wrong

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Is it me or are Trannies the most upset about this?

I feel like I cannot emphasise enough how utterly fucking catastrophic of an L this is for the trans movement. It has never been more Joever.

Trump is going to absolutely tear all of this shit out by the root and has stated his intention to do so on day one of his presidency. His policies with regard to this shit are basically a wishlist of everything I could ever want.

But not only that, it has demonstrated to the troons how utterly poisonous they are from a political standpoint. Nobody is buying this shit. The Democrats bet the farm on them, and they got absolutely fucking annihilated as a result - they can't rely on the black vote any more, they can't rely on the Hispanic vote any more, they can't rely on the female vote any more, and what? You think they can win it back with a couple of troons?

The Republicans are going to destroy them and the Democrats are going to ignore them from now on, because they single-handedly tanked their entire brand.

People want real policies, not this imaginary identity politics shit.