Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Lyra Plushie]

A fun game to play - Go to r/suicidewatch and check the profiles of everyone complaining about the election in there.

Gas mask prepper TiF who frequents suicidewatch and is obsessed with silicone dicks. Parents bought her a prosthetic dick even though she's 15, and she gives tips on r/ftm on how to dress slutty and what ai chat programs allow nsfw. Also seems to be obsessed with gas masks, not sure if that's linked to the prepping or just a cosplay thing. Or worse, a kink. Oh, and she hit her brother with a slice of bread lmfao.

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This was literally the first one I found when browsing the subreddit while on the bog. They're a dime a dozen on there right now. Great laugh.

I'm not a trump supporter. I'm not happy with the election results. But I also have the cognitive abilities of a five year old and can realize someone being put in office doesn't mean we're going to become cavemen and burn all troons at the stake. If these people genuinely think they could get the death penalty for being transgender, they are not in a fit state of mind to even be making life altering choices like that. It's insane.

 

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There's also an element of them using suicide threats for attention. If other trans people are saying they're going to kill themselves because Trump wins, they- who-rely-on-seeming-mentally-fragile will also want to make a show of saying they're going to kill themselves.

This. They never really intend to commit suicide, they're just used to weaponizing threats of suicide as a form of emotional blackmail they use to get what they want. I also get the impression that they're trying to convince people (including other trans people, especially the younger ones) that it is perfectly normal and practically expected to be suicidal when you're trans because being trans means dealing with infinite, unbearable oppression. They think that the fact they're all (supposedly) suicidal clearly proves they're truly suffering under an unimaginable oppression, but all it actually proves is that they're just mentally unwell (to put it really mildly).

I am not surprised, because I have been reading a lot of their posts and a lot of their comments on YouTube and other social media in the past couple of years or so, and I have seen firsthand how much fearmongering they spread among themselves about how prosecuted they are and how much people want to harm them. They literally - no joke, no trolling, no exaggeration - they literally, truly believe there is a trans genocide going on, that they are prosecuted, that they are under constant threat of violence, and that their basic human rights are being taken away.

The constant fear-mongering reminds of the standard tactic used by cults as shown in the BITE model.

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[Totally not a red flag]

I really hope this is the start of Troons slowly fading away.

They have ruin so many things for so long now but hopefully it's finally changes.

 

[Sean Andalou]

The self absorption is staggering. I doubt the vast majority of voters wasted a second thinking about tranny ‘rights’ while at the voting booth.

But seriously folks.
Maybe I missed it, but I don't think Trump said anything about it in a public speech.
Of course there's something implicit about him running as a Republican.
He certainly didn't make it a centerpiece of his rhetoric.

Is it me or are Trannies the most upset about this?

They are the most publicly dramatic about being upset.

 

[TittlyWinks ;)]

Also seems to be obsessed with gas masks, not sure if that's linked to the prepping or just a cosplay thing. Or worse, a kink.

One of the commonly recommended methods that apparently involves little to no pain is to wear a gas mask and hook it up to a tank of pure helium. It's popular enough that the producers of the tanks you can buy easily from amazon and etc started adding X% oxygen so it's much less likely to off you by itself.

You can highlight the hypnotic part, too. They have that weird "hypno sissy porn" kink that is/was super popular. Legends say it actually works!

 

[Stan]

It feels like its 2016 again. Any new SJWs to make memes of yet?


All Trump has said is that he's banning puberty blockers and HRT to minors, I've yet to see any evidence he's fully banning hormones for adults. Might happen if Project 2025 is implemented.

Yeah so... what are the troons so worried about? Voters are necessarily not minors.
They just want to groom the youth, innit?

Exactly and if you push it, most dems (older ones aka the ones that actually vote) do not agree with child transition at all

FWIW I think Democratic embrace of troon values was markedly checked this go-round, but I think they need to formally jettison it off the platform if they want people like me to come back.

 

[TittlyWinks ;)]

Yeah so... what are the troons so worried about? Voters are necessarily not minors.
They just want to groom the youth, innit?

All signs point to -

Yes.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Plaidos, who recently e begged for relocation funds to the US because of the growing tranny backlash on Terf Island, is irked at people are asking if he still thinks that’s a good idea since Trump got re-elected. Don’t they know what’s going on in his home country, those daft muppets?

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

FWIW I think Democratic embrace of troon values was markedly checked this go-round, but I think they need to formally jettison it off the platform if they want people like me to come back.

Environmental and abortion were the only things that kept me voting for them this time...

But I guess I'm on the Trump train?

 

[AssignedEva]

Will he actually rope or is this suicide baiting??

Obviously the latter, now he's given himself an out of "having to" wait two weeks to "justify" leaving his daughter, only to later have the realisation he has to be strong for her despite how much he wants to off himself.

I need to find the article but Canada has only 1/3 the percentage of trans people the States has.

That's quite an interesting statistic. Based off the 2021 UK census:

93.5% of respondents said their gender identity and their sex registered at birth were the same. Around 262,000 people (0.5%) said their gender identity and sex registered at birth were different. Not all of those 262,000 people identified explicitly as transgender. Around 48,000 people (0.1%) gave their identity as ‘trans man’ and another 48,000 (0.1%) gave their identity as ‘trans woman’. 118,000 (0.2%) did not provide a write-in response. A further 30,000 identified as non-binary and 18,000 wrote in a different gender identity.

Between 0.25-0.5% seem to be trans (there was a big issue with ESL people not understanding the question).
The 2021 Canadian census seems to have it as 0.33%.
But the figure for the USA I see getting kicked around is 1.6%. Are there more trans people in America? Is it dodgy data gathering? Or are there just more monied interests looking at inflating the number?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Wow… the data I shad seen for the US had the number at roughly 1%.

I can’t speak for the US. All I know is I live in a city considered 1 of the 5 friendliest in Canada towards trannies but they still don’t fare that well here.

The few trannies I’ve known never stopped bitterly complaining about the lack of gender affirming care available here.

 

[Procopius]

If you want some escape from election suicide baiting then head over to r/ftm where the naval gazing continues as if nothing had happened in the world that really counts. Shades of Sondheim's Pacific Overtures. I always imagined that the bum fluff faces loads of pooners sport were a case of best you can do, but judging by the top voted reply here it genuinely seems to be an aspirational thing.

More of the sort of replies we'd expect pop up a bit later, but the whole 500+ comment thread is a good laugh

I wonder if she's also crocheted it a little pair of pyjamas.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1gkiwhw/do_you_guys_want_beards/

"I can't keep up the deep voice past lunchtime" If only the Romans (well the Life of Brian ones) had thought to hold all stonings in the afternoon.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1gkvdai/is_there_any_way_to_keep_the_morning_voice_all_day/

Girl on testosterone has trouble masturbating

The answers include the ones that would come naturally to any man. "Maybe you're not wet enough." "Have you tried using a vibrator."

https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1gl770a/boy_puberty_is_both_euphoric_and_sucks_ass/

 

[Fagguccine]

Yeah so... what are the troons so worried about? Voters are necessarily not minors.
They just want to groom the youth, innit?

Exactly. They want to perpetuate a persecution complex so people will take pity on them and try to side with them, in reality, all Trump is doing is preventing children from making bodily destructive decisions and removing "Lily"'s hand from their ass. Perfectly reasonable and dosen't threaten the existence of trannies at all. I don't even really like Trump but he's not as bad as the liberal media is making him out to be, I doubt there'll be much difference from his first term.

 

[Cuckoman]

The fee trannies I’ve known never stopped bitterly complaining about the lack of gender affirming care available here.

Wait, what?
Is MAID not available for trannies?

 

[Internet Wizard]

We just chopped most immigrant group numbers by a good 20% with more cuts comin

The problem and what the troons are hoping on is that Americans are sort of seen as high value migrants innately unlike Indians. They think having a CS degree (without any job prospects thougheversomightbeit) is basically a badge of "I Matter and You Should Let Me In". Rishi tried solving this in the UK by limiting preferences based on university ranking but that's still debatable.

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How long until Adam goes back to posting on BlueSky like nothing happened?

Ok atp I'm kind of mad because these troons will either shit up the internet or psych wards with their delusions and take up space for people actually in need of help. These fucks play the depression/suicide card so much it's probably stopped someone actually in need from seeking help

Gas mask prepper TiF who frequents suicidewatch and is obsessed with silicone dicks. Parents bought her a prosthetic dick even though she's 15, and she gives tips on r/ftm on how to dress slutty and what ai chat programs allow nsfw. Also seems to be obsessed with gas masks, not sure if that's linked to the prepping or just a cosplay thing. Or worse, a kink. Oh, and she hit her brother with a slice of bread lmfao.

Some of the posts about cryptic pregnancy and self biology hate are actually disturbing. 15 and so adamant about wanting her uterus ripped out. With the way she's going any hint of freedom would probably lead to the Chop, Dope and Rope
I seriously hope she finds help

Tax:

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>on HRT for 2 weeks
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lulw

 

[Procrastinhater]

Was funny until the kids. Why are you lying to them that they're not safe stop involving them in your dystopia novel larp. No one's doing anything to you.

Yeah reading about the kids killed the big grin on my face.
These selfish deranged fucks are traumatising those poor kids, nobody is doing anything, as much as it would be awesome, RWDS enacting TTD is fucking make believe.
Once again a demonstration that Troons are histrionic, paranoid, often schizo or schizotypal freaks with a persecution conplex.
Those kids should be removed from their custody. They're no doubt already grooming them.

The worst thing about Troons is sometimes they have kids before they castrate themselves.
If that mever happened I'd say fine, removing whatever shit tier genes make them susceptible to Troon shit is a net positive for society, but when it involves kids it's fucked.
Hopefully with the House and Senate in sane hands maybe they can push through laws that if adults with kids Troon out the kids are removed for their own safety.

These fucks shouldn't be around kids.

Yeah, it's interesting. I remember 2016 ppl were certainly upset but more like angry and fighty. This time everyone just seems despondent and defeated. I think part of it is that there's no external boogieman (like Comey, or "Russia") to really blame and be angry at.

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Lol at the incoming wave of AGP freaks trying to homegrown HRT and injecting unsterile chemicals

With any luck there will be a whole epidemic of Troons with horrific septic infections from unsterile injections.

I feel like I cannot emphasise enough how utterly fucking catastrophic of an L this is for the trans movement. It has never been more Joever.

Trump is going to absolutely tear all of this shit out by the root and has stated his intention to do so on day one of his presidency. His policies with regard to this shit are basically a wishlist of everything I could ever want.

But not only that, it has demonstrated to the troons how utterly poisonous they are from a political standpoint. Nobody is buying this shit. The Democrats bet the farm on them, and they got absolutely fucking annihilated as a result - they can't rely on the black vote any more, they can't rely on the Hispanic vote any more, they can't rely on the female vote any more, and what? You think they can win it back with a couple of troons?

The Republicans are going to destroy them and the Democrats are going to ignore them from now on, because they single-handedly tanked their entire brand.

People want real policies, not this imaginary identity politics shit.

TTD

Reckoning time you sick fucks.



Time for the "girldicks" to pay the fucking butchers bill they've been building up.
This shit needs to end.
We need to protect naive children, gullible autists, and the mentally ill from these fucking perverted freaks.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

EDUCATED Americans are seen as an asset but that doesn’t guarantee a faster routine in. We’re desperately short of skilled people in some fields but overloaded in others.

A big advantage Americans would have is that while our respective cultures are different, adapting is not as complicated as it would be for someone from a third world country.

As a country we’ve joined a small group of nations whose birth rate is way below replacement levels. So we massively increased the number of immigrants coming in but went too far, too fast and the federal govt. is definitely feeling the heat.

I doubt our government has an official stance on troon immigration applicants but I doubt they’re looked on favourably.

We don’t need the added demand on our already strained medical system and like in the US, people are fed up with the increasing demands and ever changing goal posts.

You want to troon out? Fill your boots but stay in your fucking lane. Don’t force your twisted agenda on me, my children or my grandchildren. I dread having to answer “those” questions from my grandkids should I be with them when they first see troons.

And get off my lawn.

 

[Dr. Butt]

we are currently living in a trans genocide because they're questioning our absolute right to medication".

Have they explained how it's genocide if they're sterilizing themselves?

 

[Weebtard]

I really hope this is the start of Troons slowly fading away.

They have ruin so many things for so long now but hopefully it's finally changes.

I hope it shows western countries you can actually vote for people who dont support gender bender nonsense and still win. LETS BE TRANSPHOBIC ON THE FOLLOWING PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS FOR OTHER COUNTRIES! PULL OUT THE TRANNY WORD! lets do it.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Have they explained how it's genocide if they're sterilizing themselves?

Because words mean whatever. This isn't the 20th century, pal.