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You can eat my hot wings anytime.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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In the grim darkness of the year 2025 there is only fat. Millions of melanated children are ground up every day to sustain the Hog Emperor of Pigkind, seated upon his Fart Throne in Holy Milwaukee.
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Can't they just use AI to face swap their internet crush onto a fat gay man with a tiny penis like a normal person?
The size of pat's galaxy brain is surpassed only by the size of his waist.
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12D chess move by our Ascended Man/Pig Hybrid:
He shifts into hyporktard mode after the election to gain more and more attention, becoming Lolcow of the Century and getting mainstream media coverage.
Trump will discover Fat of Rick 20 days into his term and literally bust a gut laughing while browsing the forum. RIP big guy.
TINY TIM IN SPAAACE will be released that very day, shoot to the top of every bestseller list and be hailed as an unconventional, tongue-in-cheek takedown of conservative storytelling by literary critics worldwide.
(I know you meant Rick but he's fat so he will die of type II diabetes)
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It more than makes up for the fact that he didn't have a melty the day of the election.
TheMeanOne
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Even if we accept that Trump will be the worst leader the world has ever seen, as a thought experiment...there's still about 2 months until he takes office. Two months is a long-ass time. He could drop dead before then. Vance could get hit by a truck. Anything could happen.
Even if Patrick was correct about everything going to shit, like, 2 months is a lot of time to prepare for trouble.
Meriasek
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Fatpat is so hysterical at this point that, if he wasn't an immensely corpulent and only semi-conscious blob of lard, he'd go and try to bernell Trump himself.
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Just wanted to remind everyone our rebellious little archivist supports powerful government agencies preserving knowledge so they can continue being cartoonishly evil forever but anything that could help normal people like the internet archives library or the fact that he's a fat cuckold that threatened to beat his wife and newborn to death needs to be opposed and erased.
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Pat, the only thing you're distributing is literature (into a kleenex).
TheMeanOne
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The thing about manuals makes me think he might literally be autistic. He really craves order in some ways. That might be why he can't break free of his hours of copy-pasting "child" to people.
Also it's really common for friendly countries to provide at least training to each other. The FBI & RCMP for example will send people to developing countries, or host people, to show them what functioning law enforcement looks like. No organization is perfect but generally speaking they're less corrupt in some places and they go demonstrate that for them.
So if everything goes to shit, Patrick thinks that what, in 4 years the UK, Canada, France - no one would loan us some of their org charts or trainers to remind us of how things are done? No university labs would send some professors as consultants "this is how you do food safety testing if you want to set up an FDA again."
We've literally been the world's trainer on some of these functions. He thinks the knowledge will disappear & no one would return the favor? He's such a strange, isolated little man.
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Good Morning niggers, niggerettes, and all you precious lil niglets.
I don't really have the mental energy right now to make some funni setup....aint really had my coffee yet....so I will just drop this screenie and tell you I laughed my fucking ass off mere minutes after waking up because of it.
Just....wow
I don't really have the mental energy right now to make some funni setup....aint really had my coffee yet....so I will just drop this screenie and tell you I laughed my fucking ass off mere minutes after waking up because of it.
Just....wow
Welf Welf
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Kenshiro would definitely fight Rick, even if Rick is pathetic. Rick's threatened to kill children, after all, he's evil. But I think Kenshiro would give him a chance to learn a lesson and save himself. He'd hit a pressure point that only would kill Rick if Rick checked Xitter. Rick would sweat for about 10 seconds, then pull out his phone to enjoy prison a stalker. He'd then puff up, make a funny oinking sound, and explode. Kenshiro would watch with grim disappointment.
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He's been fighting, every day, for the holy war. It's almost like reading a MovieBlob tweet at this point.
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It's adorable that Patrick thinks he's important enough to be on a list.
In reality, where everyone except Patrick lives, the kinds of people who get put on lists are people who might actually be able to do some damage to infrastructure or people. The only damage Patrick is doing is to his liver.
In reality, where everyone except Patrick lives, the kinds of people who get put on lists are people who might actually be able to do some damage to infrastructure or people. The only damage Patrick is doing is to his liver.
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Yeah, the holy war against gravity, because he's so horrifically fat.
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Nigga have you not seen the state of Milwaukee's roads and sidewalks because of fatrick's bulk? Do you have no concept what horrors he inflicts on the Wisconsin sewage system?!
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Well, the horrors were certainly man-made, and they are indeed quite incomprehensible. Hat's off to Milwaukee public works.
AutoClownMaker
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In WI that is a felony. Not a felony to find someone who's a close match and claim that is The Fatprick.
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lol, this retard actually thinks sitting on his fat ass and xeeting about Drohnald Drumpf every day actually was "fighting" and doing anything.
Enough that the new orange regime will put him on a list for being a threat to their iron-fisted rule.
Serious main-character syndrome on this guy.
Enough that the new orange regime will put him on a list for being a threat to their iron-fisted rule.
Serious main-character syndrome on this guy.
Meriasek
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He really thinks he's on a list somewhere.
Like, he thinks he's such a political firebrand and speaker that he's The Pig in the Half Hovel, sought after by the Nazi regime for political opposition.
Every day this lardass proves me wrong when I think "This fat faggot with bitch tits can't get more deluded about himself. Or fatter".
Because he can. Like his waist, his sense of self-importance grows every second.
Like, he thinks he's such a political firebrand and speaker that he's The Pig in the Half Hovel, sought after by the Nazi regime for political opposition.
Every day this lardass proves me wrong when I think "This fat faggot with bitch tits can't get more deluded about himself. Or fatter".
Because he can. Like his waist, his sense of self-importance grows every second.