حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Covertchinchilla]

Wow, that was painful to read. Sometimes I wonder if the only books Connor has ever read were the once he was forced to read in school.

The more I think about it, the more I realize that Connor actually wanted to make movies, but he didn't have the skills or knowledge necessary to write a script, nor did he have any connections in the film industry. He then decided that the next best thing was to write a novel and hope that a studio would pick it up and turn it into a movie. In that respect, he's a lot like Lani Sarem. The big difference is that Lani actually finished and published her novel.

There are books that would show Connor how to write a screenplay. But he hates reading so he’ll never read them.

Wow, that was painful to read. Sometimes I wonder if the only books Connor has ever read were the once he was forced to read in school.

The more I think about it, the more I realize that Connor actually wanted to make movies, but he didn't have the skills or knowledge necessary to write a script, nor did he have any connections in the film industry. He then decided that the next best thing was to write a novel and hope that a studio would pick it up and turn it into a movie. In that respect, he's a lot like Lani Sarem. The big difference is that Lani actually finished and published her novel.

I think he just wants to make movies. But making a movie, even a very short one is a lot of work and requires more than one person. He’s lazy and has never made a friend. So he pretends to write novels that read an awful lot like the really bad movies he pretends are important artistic works.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

30-year-old man who still hasn't discovered Adderall. Wack

 

[Trombonista]

How do you know he didn't?

Molly Ringwald didn't become famous until after Stephen King became famous.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Molly Ringwald didn't become famous until after Stephen King became famous.

Yeah I'm aware of that. I was just stretching a metaphor.

 

[CiaphasCain]

I just spent 3 hours reading this entire thread, what a journey.

Reading those posts from 2015 and thinking how far I've come in my life in the last 9 years, while Connor hasn't changed one bit, incredible. He lives in pure ignorance and will most likely die in pure ignorance.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

He stopped posting here, lost some weight and dedicated his life to becoming millennial Jeff Tiedrich, but yeah, that's about it.

 

[Covertchinchilla]

Connor, you’re lurking. Just say hi.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

It brings me joy and comfort that no matter how much the world changes, Connor will always be completely retarded.

 

[beautiful person]

I'm pretty sure Connor was the original Halal. Before him there was a strict rule where threads couldn't be made about active KF members. I think halal threads still have to be approved, but it's happened a lot more since him.

Connor bros, if he can't pass the Charisma check and convince his mom...it's gonna be so over for us.

Lmao, this nigga still can't drive. Autism doesn't prevent you from learning!

They act like the world is literally coming to an end and they'll wind up in some concentration camp this time tomorrow because they voted for Harris. Nobody cares enough about Connor or any of these spergs to actively try to take them down.

It's a symptom of his completely unearned huge ego that he considers himself to be more significant than he is. If Trump actually was Literally Hitler, Connor still wouldn't show up on his radar to be rounded up into a camp. Even Kiwi Farms barely cares about him anymore. He wants to be important, though, so he tells himself that he's a target.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

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If Connor thinks Trump has the powers to send atheistic Harris supporters to gulags (or some such nonsense like that), it shows that Connor is rather gullible and ignorant.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

it shows that Connor is rather gullible and ignorant.

Well he is autistic.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

I think what pisses me off is that there are way more Connors in the world than there should be.
I'll be lenient and not shit on him for not writing on stuff as much as he should as that's a big problem I have.
It's not even that he's cringe.
I just hate how infantilized people like him are.

I've seen way too many people like Connor in recent years. Adult manchildren (who ALWAYS lean left) who have every chance to move up and perpetually don't and would rather shit their pants browsing social media all day then lift a single finger to help themselves.
Connor shits on his parents for being Trump supporters and rightfully telling him he's full of shit but wouldn't dare ever try to establish the first steps towards independence and looks down on the middle class when in reality getting a blue collar job would probably be the single best thing to happen in Connor's life.
These parents need to stop doting on their kids and pull the fucking plug. I'm so tired of seeing these entitled fucking faggots bitch and moan about everyone around them without ever considering or being appreciative that it's these same people that allow them to have the sedentary, wasteful lives they do.

Don't get me wrong, I'm far from someone to judge. But I at least can pay my own bills and try not to be a drain on those around me.

Sometimes I really wish Donald was the next coming of Hitler. These people are a drain on society.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Dunno about Connor, but seems it's a recurring trait among lolcows to have clearly below-average intelligence, and yet claiming to be smart or even a genius. Especially with that "Honor Roll" -- AKA "Chris Chan" -- who could be seen as the textbook example of lolcow.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If Connor thinks Trump has the powers to send atheistic Harris supporters to gulags (or some such nonsense like that), it shows that Connor is rather gullible and ignorant.

Already there's leftoids online that are saying just that and threatening to move to Soviet Canuckustan. Jokes on them though, even Canada doesn't want them.

Truthfully Canada doesn't want anybody unless they have the right skillset or a lot of money. You know. Just like every other country in the world. They're not going to accept any white liberal showing up and saying, "Trump is going to kill me for being an atheist who voted for Harris".

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I think he just wants to make movies.

Reminds me of how "Chris Chan" wanted to make an idiotic cartoon on TV, but lacks skills to do so. So he settled on an idiotic comic.

Anyway if the AI is developed, Connor could sort of achieve that dream of making a movie: with AI prompts, for an AI-generated movie.

 

[Covertchinchilla]

I think Connor is getting too much credit for his politics. He spits out democratic talking points because his parents are republicans. If they were democrats he’d spit out Republican talking points. He will always be a moody teenage little boy. Rebelling for the sake of rebelling. At least as much rebelling someone can do when they are 30 years old and have a bedtime.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I think Connor is getting too much credit for his politics. He spits out democratic talking points because his parents are republicans. If they were democrats he’d spit out Republican talking points. He will always be a moody teenage little boy. Rebelling for the sake of rebelling. At least as much rebelling someone can do when they are 30 years old and have a bedtime.

It could be this is all an act of rebellion but part of me feels this is genuine.

A lot of leftie types, like Connor, can't stand it when somebody sees things differently than they do. Several cows, like Armzgurl, have totally cut ties with their parents because their parents have the gall to vote for Trump. But at the same time some on the right do the same thing so it's not just a problem on the left. We just hear more about it because of the recent upset in the election.

Connor simply isn't smart enough for this to be him rebelling. I do honestly think this is him being stupid.

 

[Covertchinchilla]

https://bsky.app/profile/bloodybible.bsky.social/post/3lghiyxi46c2h

Connor starts a conversation about how he stands up to authority(his mom gives him a bedtime) and steers it towards Godzilla and Molly ringwald.

 

[beautiful person]

https://bsky.app/profile/bloodybible.bsky.social/post/3lghiyxi46c2h

Connor starts a conversation about how he stands up to authority(his mom gives him a bedtime) and steers it towards Godzilla and Molly ringwald.

Lol, "I don't know her, who is she?"

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[Falcon Sebben]

Lol, "I don't know her, who is she?"

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How is taking 10 years to rewrite a piece of fanfiction and only taking one course a semester while leeching off Grandma an act of rebellion?

Connor is as rebellious as that kid who joins a protest only to hide in the back and run away the moment there's a chance he's going to get his ass kicked. Taters is a bigger rebel than he is and Taters is a fucking joke dressed up like a wannabe tough guy.