TF2 Emporium - 15-year-old cabal of terminally online game content creators contributing to the rot of a near 20-year-old game they could care less for.

[They were once men]

Freezetag maps shouldn't have control points you dumb fucking troons. The whole point is to win by freezing the entire enemy team or hide for long enough to let them unfreeze on their own, which is fundamentally retarded in TF2 because Spy exists.

Community servers had these gamemodes figured out for years its pretty obvious that these vscript gamemode are made in a couple of weeks to cash in on seasonal updates

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Were the emporium responsible for one of the most scuffed crappy community events ever?

Link | Archive (Wayback)

Out of the 64 people listed in the credits for the Invasion community update: 45% are known members, another 45% are associated with members, 1% is only connected to TF2Maps.net, and the remaining 9% is suspected to have little to no connection at all. While there could be some variance, I would say this is mostly accurate.

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O = Known TF2 Emporium Member
? = Possible TF2 Emporium Member (association with members)
* = TF2Maps.net Connection

 

[Stone Enjoyer]

Found this guy while looking through Emporium members:

Spoiler: furfag

Spoiler: his items

Furries trying not to self insert (challenge impossible)

 

[Stone Enjoyer]

Shounic is currently streaming 100 player Freeze Tag

Le Codex (one of the programmers behind Freeze Tag) is also in the chat:

Did Shounic ever do streams with custom workshop gamemodes before? Seems like they are doing anything they can to make this gamemode ship with next update

 

[Advanced Garbage]

Shounic is currently streaming 100 player Freeze Tag. Did Shounic ever do streams with custom workshop gamemodes before? Seems like they are doing anything they can to make this gamemode ship with next update

I refuse to play his shit server. I went on there one time only, and the chat was entirely infested with trannies and sex weirdos practically masturbating in chat. Dude lets that shit fester in his server, so I wouldn't be shocked if the emporium have their slimy little tendrils wrapped around Shounic. Very sad, many such cases.

 

[Gay Pedo Clown]

I refuse to play his shit server. I went on there one time only, and the chat was entirely infested with trannies and sex weirdos practically masturbating in chat. Dude lets that shit fester in his server, so I wouldn't be shocked if the emporium have their slimy little tendrils wrapped around Shounic. Very sad, many such cases.

I talked about this before in one of the threads, someone donated $400+ total in one stream just so Shounic can keep his femboy avatar. Very hard to gatekeep your community when your source of income are from troons.

 

[Shoresy]

I talked about this before in one of the threads, someone donated $400+ total in one stream just so Shounic can keep his femboy avatar. Very hard to gatekeep your community when your source of income are from troons.

Especially bad since most troons cannot hold down a job and are severely mentally disabled, and thus have to use their monthly tugboat money to donate. Instead of paying rent, some mentally sick faggot tranny gave their rent money to try to convert shounic into a mentally sick faggot like them.

 

[Prikitiw]

edit i'm retarded and post it on wrong tf2 thread

 

[Kyangyenki]

Community servers had these gamemodes figured out for years its pretty obvious that these vscript gamemode are made in a couple of weeks to cash in on seasonal updates

VScript is TF2's Rust programming language.

Same troons, same obsession with rewriting everything, same fate of each project being forgotten

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

Especially bad since most troons cannot hold down a job and are severely mentally disabled, and thus have to use their monthly tugboat money to donate. Instead of paying rent, some mentally sick faggot tranny gave their rent money to try to convert shounic into a mentally sick faggot like them.

You'd be surprised, a decent chunk of these troons are mild autists who somehow, whether through dumb luck or actual competence, got into a six-figure career (usually coding/compsci related). But due to a mixture of having no IRL friends or partner to actually spend their disposable income on, and generally making poor financial decisions, they end up spending tons of money on shit like this.
If they weren't spending it on trying to groom their favourite streamer into becoming a femboy, then they'd be using it to purchase outrageously expensive Japanese sex toys, or commission graphic fetish pornography of their OC.

 

[Chrono Legion]

Link | Archive (Wayback)

Out of the 64 people listed in the credits for the Invasion community update: 45% are known members, another 45% are associated with members, 1% is only connected to TF2Maps.net, and the remaining 9% is suspected to have little to no connection at all. While there could be some variance, I would say this is mostly accurate.

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O = Known TF2 Emporium Member
? = Possible TF2 Emporium Member (association with members)
* = TF2Maps.net Connection

Chaofanatic was part of the emporium? No fucking wonder he went from sonic youtube poops (one of the old greats when it came to YTP, too) to tf2 particle effect mods to trooning out and getting a gay furry boyfriend, they fucking indoctrinated his autistic ass into this shit. Fucking disgusting. I always suspected foul play but this pretty much confirms it.

If they weren't spending it on trying to groom their favourite streamer into becoming a femboy, then they'd be using it to purchase outrageously expensive Japanese sex toys, or commission graphic fetish pornography of their OC.

Honestly, I'd prefer they do that instead. Especially the former since it'll just be clogging up their house with esoteric sex toys rather than putting more bullshit onto the internet. There's differing levels of victimless-ness here and they like to opt for the most damaging to everyone not just themselves.

 

[AngelicPanzer]

Lo and behold! TF2Emp tards trying to cope with the news

What is the weird fixation Troons have with Asian countries? Did anime really convince these retards that Asia is more progressive then the US.

 

[Chrono Legion]

What is the weird fixation Troons have with Asian countries? Did anime really convince these retards that Asia is more progressive then the US.

I don't know and I bet it's the one thing that hurts more than their festering axe wounds is that they will never learn japanese (the language of some of their favorite porn escapist fantasies) so the wall of moon runes will forever laugh at them and mock their inability to properly grasp one of the hardest languages for an american to learn. So they just keep on coping with their little ways of faking it.

 

[Dimensional Sperge]

What is the weird fixation Troons have with Asian countries? Did anime really convince these retards that Asia is more progressive then the US.

Too much masturbation to Japanese pornography and hentai I guess. It makes sense since the Japs are one of the largest producers of pornography in the world which makes these idiots think because of that they're sex positive (how these trooners trooned out in the first place). Notice how trooners love to call themselves "kawaii anime girls" or adopt what they believe is Japanese fashion (sailor uniforms and thigh-high programmer socks)?

 

[Jones Kaczynski]

thigh-high programmer socks

This is the worst fucking trope that has arised in modern media. I miss when programmers were envisioned as nerdy and respectable office men instead of pure faggotry.

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

I talked about this before in one of the threads, someone donated $400+ total in one stream just so Shounic can keep his femboy avatar. Very hard to gatekeep your community when your source of income are from troons.

Remember how finnster got groomed into the tranny rabbit hole by a rich paypiggy with an agenda? Pepperidge farms remembers

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Crossposting from the TF2 Community thread:

Somehow nobody seems to have noticed, but the Hacksaw map (added last year with Smissmas 2023, the same update that introduced the Tran S. Wright nameplate on Turbine Center) has a pride flag hidden inside one of the trees:
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Checking the update and edit history of the TF2 Wiki page for the map shows it was updated on July 18th, 2024 to "fix localization issues." 12 days later on July 30th, the wiki was updated with trivia about the flag and a screenshot of it in-game:
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These fucking faggots secretly and retroactively inserted this shit months after it was added, and mind you the patch date is for the Summer 2024 update that also infamously introduced the Desk Engineer cosmetic that had the hidden tranny and bisexual flag "easter eggs" behind the badge which were removed a month afterwards per-demand of Eric Smith.
Who's to say more of this hasn't been done, completely unnoticed? Who's to say they won't continue to try to retroactively add this stuff, in maps or even cosmetics as apart of seemly inconspicuous patches? And who's to say they won't try to do this to years-old, decade-old content? This is fucking absurd.

I should note that the main creator of the map is Diva Dan, a known TF2 Emporium faggot whom is mostly likely the person responsible for it's addition.

 

[Kyangyenki]

'acksaw

 

[piombo]

since he's related to the emporium, crossposting this development here

speaking of terminally online trannies, i had a thought to check on overlord lettuce after he chimped out on trump winning, and would it be shocking to discover that the sperg fucked off to bluesky? (archive)
now his whole account is just a big shill for that social now. (archive)

 

[piombo]

nothing too huge, but zesty gave a small interesting tangent about the emporium discord and their past