Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Oliver Onions]

What? Didn’t the leftoids cancel that rapist and anyone dumb enough to work with him?
Is this yet ANOTHER example of the trans exemption?

They did, but rather than being an example of 'rules for me, not for thee' I think in Dr Luke's case it's simple pragmatism: despite whatever else he may be, dude is a competent producer and has created a lot of hit records for people. What's really funny is when celebrities are pressed to explain these choices. Like #MeToo spokeswoman Katy Perry, who defended re-uniting with Dr Luke with this non-answer:

"I understand that it started a lot of conversations and he was one of many collaborators that I collaborated with. The reality is, it comes from me. The truth is, I wrote these songs from my experience of my whole life going through this metamorphosis, and he was one of the people to help facilitate all that."

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At least it paid off for Katy though: her 143 album went on to sell a staggering 40,000 copies. For reference, her first 3 albums (which Dr Luke also produced on) sold a cumulative 16,000,000.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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Troon claims to have ovaries and periods. How is this possible? Turns out he's just cheating and has some sort of chimera genitalia as a result of a birth defect.

Spoiler: The lovely lady himself:

Archetypal AGP smirk.

Only in the Current Year West would you see people expressing regret and jealousy that they don't have a fucking birth defect.

People like this are birth defects in and of themselves.

 

[Baumstriezel]

My enby child cracked my egg!

Link - Archive pending

In 2015 my 8 year old daughter proudly marched into the room and announced that she was nonbinary, now used they/she pronouns, had thought about all of this a LOT and promptly demanded a haircut to get rid of the long hair they’d been conditioned to wear as a girl and wouldn’t take no for an answer!

Imagine that.
You’re a precocious little girl who had unfettered internet access since before you could read, end up on fucking tumblr or wherever else, get groomed into believing that long hair = girl and so wanting a haircut makes you a non-girl, the simple kind of child’s fancy that since time immemorial has been met with a smile and “sure thing hon”.
flash forward, you’re 11 and your dad kills the dad you’ve always known and decides to live life as a parody of womanhood. Now you have mom and “mom” and all the confusion and unease this entails, already growing up with your head stuffed with gender roles so strict that even letting your hair grow is a statement about Gender, and here your ex-dad is, living life as a stereotype, everything now revolves around him and his feelings and his validation and all the while he is explicitly using you as an excuse for why he had to sacrifice the family on the altar of his crossdressing fetish...
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[White Trash Motorsport]

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Troon claims to have ovaries and periods. How is this possible? Turns out he's just cheating and has some sort of chimera genitalia as a result of a birth defect.

Spoiler: The lovely lady himself:

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Archetypal AGP smirk.

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Only in the Current Year West would you see people expressing regret and jealousy that they don't have a fucking birth defect.

People like this are birth defects in and of themselves.

Terrible hair that no sane actual woman would ever have, and now it’s even greasier.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

my 8 year old daughter proudly marched into the room and announced that she was nonbinary

'Non-binary' is such a retarded concept, it doesn't make any sense whatsoever on any level. How is she your daughter if she's non-binary? 'Daughter' is an intrinsically gendered term:



He could at least try being somewhat consistent about his attempt to groom his child into the gender cult. By their own stupid definitions you can have a daughter, or you can have a 'non-binary child'. Pick one.

Or better yet, just 41% yourself before you do any more harm to your child.

Terrible hair that no sane actual woman would ever have, and now it’s even greasier.

My eyes were so drawn to his AGP smirk that I actually totally missed the hair. That's fucking dreadful, it looks like he just pulled some hair our of a drain and glued it to his forehead.

 

[that can't be right]

Even in very woke pop focused spaces, outside of that one Sam Smith song he featured on, he doesn't exist.

Kim ruined that song btw

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Troon claims to have ovaries and periods. How is this possible? Turns out he's just cheating and has some sort of chimera genitalia as a result of a birth defect.

Spoiler: The lovely lady himself:

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Archetypal AGP smirk.

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Only in the Current Year West would you see people expressing regret and jealousy that they don't have a fucking birth defect.

People like this are birth defects in and of themselves.

He doesn’t. The troonosphere is full of “women” who look about as feminine as Hulk Hogan claiming they’re actually female, physically and genetically, due to having some vanishingly rare condition that definitely does not manifest the way they think it does.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

To be fair, I know plenty of leftoids who listen to Ethel Cain or Sophie, but 0 who listen to Kim Petras. Even in very woke pop focused spaces, outside of that one Sam Smith song he featured on, he doesn't exist.

Ironically hes less relevant than 2 troons who dont pass even a little bit of which one 'fell off a roof' and died years ago.

One time I met a guy whose fav artist was Kim Petras and it took all my self control not to call him a faggot.

Speaking of faggots:

 

[Fagguccine]

Spoiler: The lovely lady himself:

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Archetypal AGP smirk.

God the grease on that specimen. Not making the male pattern baldness look less male.

He doesn’t. The troonosphere is full of “women” who look about as feminine as Hulk Hogan claiming they’re actually female, physically and genetically, due to having some vanishingly rare condition that definitely does not manifest the way they think it does.

"SISTERS... I FEEL SO EUPHORIC SISTERS! I FEEL MY OVERIES GROWING INSIDE OF ME!"

 

[Syikeblade]

Even when women decide to abstinent from sex with men, the poor poor trannies need to include themselves into it. As if most men date them lol



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[Fagguccine]

Even when women decide to abstinent from sex with men, the poor poor trannies need to include themselves into it. As if most men date them lol

Archive Link

Keep in mind that most troons stick to their own kind because:
A: Its a fetish, so they seek out others who partake in it, which are usually other troons.
B: 99% of troons are ugly as shit and no man would willingly stick his mouth let alone dick near one, unless they're "chasers".
The only troon I've geniunley thought looked decent is Blaire White.

Imagine that.
You’re a precocious little girl who had unfettered internet access since before you could read, end up on fucking tumblr or wherever else ,get groomed into believing that long hair=girl and so wanting a haircut makes you a non-girl, the simple kind of child’s fancy that since time immemorial has been met with a smile and “sure thing hon”.
flash forward, you’re 11 and your dad kills the dad you’ve always known and decides to live life as a parody of womanhood, now you have mom and “mom” and all the confusion and unease this entails, to grow up with your head stuffed with gender roles so strict that even letting your hair grow is a statement about Gender, and your dad is living life as a stereotype, everything now revolves around him and his feelings and his validation and it’s he is explicitly using you as an excuse for why he had to sacrifice the family on the altar of his crossdressing fetish...

I think I'd kill myself.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

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Troon claims to have ovaries and periods. How is this possible? Turns out he's just cheating and has some sort of chimera genitalia as a result of a birth defect.

Spoiler: The lovely lady himself:

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Archetypal AGP smirk.

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Only in the Current Year West would you see people expressing regret and jealousy that they don't have a fucking birth defect.

People like this are birth defects in and of themselves.

A hundred bucks say he's lying about a birth defect also and is just a regular tranny cosplaying a very speshul intersex person online for attention.

 

[Evilronald]

“I’m just a dumb blonde girl who is dating a guy from the alt-right.” Waiting for the boyfriend to be Nick Fuentes…

 

[Terfmaster9000]

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“I’m just a dumb blonde girl who is dating a guy from the alt-right.” Waiting for the boyfriend to be Nick Fuentes…

I know the size of the forehead that hat and those bangs are trying to hide.

>“I’m just a dumb blonde girl who is dating a guy from the alt-right.”
Looks like they are both woman-hating incels, so they are a perfect gay pair, no? Why break up?

 

[Syikeblade]

More HTST in denial about the kind of men who date them. Even admits in the final paragraph that most of them want strtmen for validation.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/s/h8LghO5StI

 

[Sean Andalou]

Bucket list.
Planning on dying soon?

Reddit --
Auto Moderator comment is also a L for the whole subreddit.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Troon St. makes up the shaft of the penis

It's Troon Drive. Pity it doesn't lead straight into the sea...

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More HTST in denial about the kind of men who date them. Even admits in the final paragraph that most of them want strtmen for validation.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/s/h8LghO5StI

So he met a chaser that's immensely closeted and trying to convince himself he's "straight".

It would be fucking sad if it wasn't so laughable. Bro if he knew you were a Troon and he was still into you, I hate to tell you, but he ain't straight.
By definition.
Shit this fag even still has his dick intact, that's somehow even more gay.
Theres no way for a straight dude to suck a dick or get a dick shoved up his asshole heterosexually.

Come the fuck on.

 

[Fagguccine]

Theres no way for a straight dude to suck a dick or get a stick shoved up his asshole heterosexually.

The mental gymnastics one must go through to end at the conclusion that it's not gay "because he said he isn't a guy" must be incredible... Or he's just incredibly retarded.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

A: Its a fetish, so they seek out others who partake in it, which are usually other troons.
B: 99% of troons are ugly as shit and no man would willingly stick his mouth let alone dick near one, unless they're "chasers".
The only troon I've geniunley thought looked decent is Blaire White.

That's also why LOTS of chasers seem to troon out on their trannys. As troons often lament.
They share in the same delusion, they just come from slightly different starting points.
Somewhat related, a really weird, questionable L - depending on how sus you find Josh Seiter and if he later decides to actually troon.
Well, the rupaul troon in question def. experienced an L, guy played DEAD to avoid her.

Josh Seiter of course only dated "Monica Beverly Hillz" to get pointers for his later larp, I'm sure.

The plot thickens, this one is over 1 year old:

For all those who aren't in the loop, the grift:

 

[Paper Machete]

There is a couple on 90 day fiance with a Philippines ladyboy and some guy from Las Vegas. It should be required watching for anyone studies troonery. The dude says he isn't gay but works as an assistant to a drag queen, has friends who are flamers, and is into trannies (specifically he says he loves the dick but he has to be a tranny dick lmao), he goes over to the Philippines with no fucking money, sleeps around despite the tranny thinking they're gonna be monogamous, gets gonorrhea from someone's throat, and is so egregiously fucking awful I legit felt bad for the tranny in question. (And no, the tranny doesn't pass even remotely, he's literally just some dude with long hair.)

Those are the types of guys who date trannies. I wouldn't brag about being able to land someone like that TBH.