Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Tablet County said:
What the hell are "advanced financial lies?"
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You'd have to ask her. She went full nutty buddy. I am so grateful someone capped that. Patrick's friends are one of the best parts of Patrick.
Anyone that doesn't hate his guts is fucking nuts!

What a wonderful world to live in.
 
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Cross-posting from Jackie’s thread:

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Trump just picked Dan Mullen’s lifelong BFF Matt Gaetz for AG.

Jackie in absolute MELTDOWN.
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Delamain said:
I’ve recently got to know about this dude and this level of panic and the insane temper tantrum this fat fuck is doing is astonishing it’s been a week of this
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Welcome to Patposting! Sure, we may not get the dizzying highs and lows of some other lolcows on the site, but what we have is a steady diet of the good stuff. Fatrick is one of the steadiest producers of milk I have ever seen.
 
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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Welcome to Patposting! Sure, we may not get the dizzying highs and lows of some other lolcows on the site, but what we have is a steady diet of the good stuff. Fatrick is one of the steadiest producers of milk I have ever seen.
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yeah, patricks steadfast dedication to being a retard is his biggest strength as a lolcow. i normally hate the "only posts on twitter" cows because the site is designed to encourage stupid 2 sentence posts. its not really funny when being a hyperventilating idiot is just the website culture. especially when so many other cows make funny videos, songs, etc

but patricks sheer force of will, his unswerving loyalty to being a laughingstock really puts him over most twitter-tards. he could get hit by a bus and break all his bones, he would still type "enjoy prison" with his tongue from the hospital.
 
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It's been dizzying highs and lows tonight for me. Going through the past pages, coming up to current, seeing Jackie going full retard and a crazy piggy that doesn't know what to think.

DELICIOUS!

The poor stupid fat bastard doesn't know what to think right now because Trump won, and no one knows what the current zeitgeist is yet is the most delicious part. He's throwing everything against the wall to see what sticks, and he just might try to throw it hard enough that he will 'enjoy prison''

DELICIOUS!!!
 
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Judge Holden said:
Given the autistic way he voices his heritage and this new "#Resistance Cell" LARP he may be going in an entirely different direction....
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Paramilitary Pig may well be what nets him cow of the year next year should the stars align

Oh yeah and while looking for this image by searching "irish" on his xitter I found these two images
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That fucking stare.....that fucking hair....

Also this one which doesnt look like much when you first see it....
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...but then look at the mirror which shows pig taking the shot
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Who is the toughest of the tough guys?
 
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Well if you had on your bingo card this week ONA's resident alog extraordinaire Dan Mullen getting the Pests a direct line to the Attorney General's office, please raise your hand.

I don't even know what to say. If I was shocked to learn the Teflon Mong was a Matt Gaetz super-donor with his personal cell number and invites to fundraiser parties in Miami this year, imagine how I feel right now. I mean we can't call Rick and Snackie liars when they say our cult goes straight to the top of the federal government anymore. Their outrageous claims somehow manifested Trump's nomination into reality.

Kiwifarms is like 100x the size of ONA. Why come @Null doesn't have a drinking buddy in the DOJ, too?
 
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