Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

This nigger is just mad that the priest raped his little piglet ass

Nah, much like MovieBob, the priests said that Patrick was too gay for them.

 

[Laburnum]

What's the over under on Gaetz sending the Marshals after Fatrick's pepperoni operation

 

[Null]

Kiwifarms is like 100x the size of ONA. Why come @Null doesn't have a drinking buddy in the DOJ, too?

Everyone hates us and wants me dead

 

[niggers]

that's kinda why we're cool tho

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Everyone hates us and wants me dead

Not Fair.
If Elon gets a DOGE department
@Null gets the Knowledge, Information, (and) Web Intelligence department

 

[bortherman]

Everyone hates us and wants me dead

It's a pretty good bit

 

[Billy Bong]

Everyone hates us and wants me dead

Wrong in every last delusional detail, stalker.

Everyone loves you and needs you alive.

 

[FinnSven]

i for one cant wait to join pat militia just for the lulz

I suspect that should Pat start a militia, there will be a Hooligans putsch which will result in Pat being arrested, not unlike another famous madman with delusions of grandeur.

I am sure while he enjoys prison, he will finally be able to finish off Tiny Tim and perhaps pen an account of his struggles…

 

[Billy Bong]

>pat starts a militia

I mean, hey man, you know I love your guts, but hey man, c'mon

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I suspect that should Pat start a militia, there will be a Hooligans putsch which will result in Pat being arrested, not unlike another famous madman with delusions of grandeur.

I am sure while he enjoys prison, he will finally be able to finish off Tiny Tim and perhaps pen an account of his struggles…

I encourage everyone here to welcome Rick as the leader of the Milwaukee branch of Antifat

 

[Divine right to rule]

What's the over under on Gaetz sending the Marshals after Fatrick's pepperoni operation

If he is half the megachud the media claims he is, he would look favorably on the operation and would be pleased that they were, for once, "made useful" to the white man.

 

[Billy Bong]

Do Tha Bit!
Rick
Do Tha Bit!

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

yeah, patricks steadfast dedication to being a retard is his biggest strength as a lolcow. i normally hate the "only posts on twitter" cows because the site is designed to encourage stupid 2 sentence posts. its not really funny when being a hyperventilating idiot is just the website culture. especially when so many other cows make funny videos, songs, etc

but patricks sheer force of will, his unswerving loyalty to being a laughingstock really puts him over most twitter-tards. he could get hit by a bus and break all his bones, he would still type "enjoy prison" with his tongue from the hospital.

i could never get into movieblob because of this, but pat has that special secret krabby formula that ever xeet gets a chuckle from me

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Well if you had on your bingo card this week ONA's resident alog extraordinaire Dan Mullen getting the Pests a direct line to the Attorney General's office, please raise your hand.

I don't even know what to say. If I was shocked to learn the Teflon Mong was a Matt Gaetz super-donor with his personal cell number and invites to fundraiser parties in Miami this year, imagine how I feel right now. I mean we can't call Rick and Snackie liars when they say our cult goes straight to the top of the federal government anymore. Their outrageous claims somehow manifested Trump's nomination into reality.

Kiwifarms is like 100x the size of ONA. Why come @Null doesn't have a drinking buddy in the DOJ, too?

Once again my conjecture that Dan is singlehandedly the most successful Alog on history is proven right. He now has more political say in power than Pat has ever or will ever have in his lifetime. It's like if the Duckworth twins continued doing the liquid Chris bit while succeeding in the music/medical industry (also LC not marrying the pig in a wig Kacey)

i could never get into movieblob because of this, but pat has that special secret krabby formula that ever xeet gets a chuckle from me

They both think they're leagues higher than the trolls (they aren't) but whereas Bob simply ignores them and instead ruins his life slow and steady in hopes his stoic temperament will ween them off (it won't) Pat goes full force into them and trying to get them to submit in fear of his wideness.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I see so many faggots saying this line, you HAVE to vote for the woman even if she sucks because you just have to ok. Why can't they just run a female candidate who's actually good?!?

They’re literally vote blue no matter who. It’s sportsball like; they trust the system to produce a candidate that is perfect and the best, and they can’t admit anything wrong.

And they’ll certainly never admit that Harris did better than she would had she been a man. A man with no plan would have made Mondale look like a political genius.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Well if you had on your bingo card this week ONA's resident alog extraordinaire Dan Mullen getting the Pests a direct line to the Attorney General's office, please raise your hand.

I don't even know what to say. If I was shocked to learn the Teflon Mong was a Matt Gaetz super-donor with his personal cell number and invites to fundraiser parties in Miami this year, imagine how I feel right now. I mean we can't call Rick and Snackie liars when they say our cult goes straight to the top of the federal government anymore. Their outrageous claims somehow manifested Trump's nomination into reality.

Kiwifarms is like 100x the size of ONA. Why come @Null doesn't have a drinking buddy in the DOJ, too?

Now that the Dan-man is only two degrees of separation away from the president, there's now a non-zero chance Project 2025 will introduce a diaper-based economy.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Now that the Dan-man is only two degrees of separation away from the president, there's now a non-zero chance Project 2025 will introduce a diaper-based economy.

Dan will get a Secret Service detachment to protect him the next time he goes to Hoolie's.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Everyone hates us and wants me dead

ah buddy, I'm not the AG but I'll buy you a beer and some "fancy" cheese from a mid-grade grocery store. Maybe Whole Foods if it's after payday.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Dan will get a Secret Service detachment to protect him the next time he goes to Hoolie's.

Matt's going to get Dan an extra three sinks made of gold pressed latinum with Elon's help.

 

[AnOminous]

And they’ll certainly never admit that Harris did better than she would had she been a man. A man with no plan would have made Mondale look like a political genius.

Mondale was a sacrificial lamb candidate, because everyone knew Reagan winning in a landslide was a near guarantee, and you don't want to ding up one of your actually promising candidates by nominating them to go out and get defeated humiliatingly.