US The Onion Says It Has Bought Infowars, Alex Jones’s Site, Out of Bankruptcy - The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

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The Onion, a satirical publication that skewers newsmakers and current events, said on Thursday that it had won a bankruptcy auction to acquire Infowars, a website founded and operated by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.

The Onion said that the bid was sanctioned by the families of the victims of the mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School, who in 2022 won a $1.4 billion defamation lawsuit against Mr. Jones and his company, Free Speech Systems.

Everytown for Gun Safety, a nonprofit dedicated to ending gun violence that was founded in the aftermath of the Sandy Hook shooting, will advertise on a relaunched version of the site under The Onion.

The publication plans to reintroduce Infowars in January as a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” like Mr. Jones who traffic in misinformation and health supplements, Ben Collins, the chief executive of The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, said in an interview.

Family members of the victims of the Sandy Hook shooting, which claimed the lives of 20 first graders and six educators, sued Mr. Jones in Connecticut Superior Court in 2018 after he spread the baseless claim that the rampage was a fabricated pretext for confiscating Americans’ firearms.

The Onion declined to disclose the price it paid for Infowars and its assets, including its production studio and diet supplement business. Mr. Jones could not immediately be reached for comment, but he said on the social media platform X this week that he planned to continue producing his online program, “The Alex Jones Show,” until he was forced to stop.

In September, a Houston judge ruled that Infowars and other assets owned by Free Speech Systems could be auctioned off in bankruptcy to compensate Mr. Jones’s creditors, which include the families of the Sandy Hook victims. Mr. Jones declared bankruptcy in 2022 as the Sandy Hook case made its way to court.

Mr. Collins said that he was informed late Wednesday by the trustee in charge of the bankruptcy auction that The Onion’s bid had prevailed. In a video posted online Thursday, Mr. Jones said that his lawyers had been told by the trustee about the sale to The Onion.

“We thought this would be a hilarious joke,” Mr. Collins said. “This is going to be our answer to this no-guardrails world where there are no gatekeepers and everything’s kind of insane.”

Mr. Collins declined to disclose the value of the advertising deal with Everytown but said that it was a multiyear agreement that would include banner advertisements and sponsored articles on the site, which will be redesigned to fit its new editorial direction.

While the alliance between Everytown and The Onion may seem like an odd fit, the two organizations share an interest in curbing gun violence, said John Feinblatt, president of Everytown. Mr. Feinblatt said that mission was underscored with depressing regularity in the aftermath of mass shootings, when The Onion goes viral with its oft-shared headline: “‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens.”

“This was an opportunity for us to give The Onion the facts, the storytelling, the data and the research that’s at our fingertips,” Mr. Feinblatt said. “And for them to give us the creativity of how to turn all of that information into new messaging to a new audience.”

Mr. Collins said that the relaunched Infowars might publish its own satirical stories that underscored the epidemic of gun violence in America in addition to sponsored content from Everytown.

Chris Mattei, a lawyer for the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook shooting, said in a statement that taking possession of Infowars amounted to accountability for “Alex Jones and his corrupt business.”

“By divesting Jones of Infowars’ assets, the families and the team at The Onion have done a public service and will meaningfully hinder Jones’s ability to do more harm,” Mr. Mattei said.

Mr. Collins said The Onion began contemplating a bid for Infowars this summer, when he read online that it was going to be auctioned off. The publication’s leadership team saw an opportunity to play a very funny, very public joke on Mr. Jones if things broke their way.

In early fall, Mr. Collins reached out to the lawyers for the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook shootings, whom he knew from his days as a reporter covering misinformation at NBC News. The families expressed support for The Onion’s bid, Mr. Collins said.

“The dissolution of Alex Jones’s assets and the death of Infowars is the justice we have long awaited and fought for,” Robbie Parker, whose daughter Emilie was killed in the Sandy Hook shooting, said Thursday in a statement.

The Onion’s plan is to relaunch Infowars next year with an approach reminiscent of Clickhole, The Onion’s sister site that poked fun at “listicles” from BuzzFeed and other purveyors of viral content.

Mr. Collins declined to provide financial details for The Onion, which is privately held, but he said that the company’s relaunched print edition had garnered “an arena” full of subscribers, helping finance the company’s bid for Infowars. Global Tetrahedron is backed by Jeff Lawson, a co-founder of the tech company Twilio.

Mr. Collins said that the families of the victims were supportive of The Onion’s bid because it would put an end to Mr. Jones’s control over the site, which has been a front of misinformation for years. He said they were also supportive of using humor as a tool for raising awareness about gun violence in America.

“They’re all human beings with senses of humor who want fun things to happen and want good things to take place in their lives,” Mr. Collins said. “They want to be part of something good and positive too.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/business/media/alex-jones-infowars-the-onion.html (Archive)
 
The Sandy Hook families are villains and should be acosted and harrassed in public as pariahs until the day they die.

As for The Onion. This will go poorly for them if they actually do this. They are going to cause the problem that they (people like them) falsely claimed Alex Jones has been causing for decades.

A fresh start will be good for Jones.
 

"The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements."​

So what the onion was back before it got fucking taken by skinwalkers a few years ago, got it.

The Onion said that the bid was sanctioned by the families of the victims of the mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School, who in 2022 won a $1.4 billion defamation lawsuit against Mr. Jones and his company, Free Speech Systems.
So it wasn't the onion technically, but the sandy hook people then who are already rolling in lobbyng money to make really obnoxious ads they spam me with with pics of their dead kids the lat 10 fucking years? I said it before and I'll say it agan. I really feel bad about school shooting sht when it happens but I despise the kind of opportunistic politics party money laundering ghouls some of the parents seem to have turned into. There is a reason the ONE thing they keep hammering with jones is the sandy hook clam he made years ago and it's not the lawsuit itself.

The Sandy Hook families are villains and should be acosted and harrassed in public as pariahs until the day they die.
They're one of the few times I've managed to gain an inverse opinion on people affected by shootings solely due to how fucking PETA level scummy their behavior has become.
 
I don't even like Alex Jones and think he's a clown but this is pure political retribution rather than anything remotely resembling justice. The First Amendment and freedom of the press exist for a reason. Just because a sympathetic party brings a case to you and you don't like the other guy isn't reason to throw it in the garbage and grant them eleventy billion dollars based on nothing.

Absolute lunacy.
 
They're one of the few times I've managed to gain an inverse opinion on people affected by shootings solely due to how fucking PETA level scummy their behavior has become.
I should relent slightly.

Jones has said multiple times that several individuals from the Sandy Hook families have come to him and apologized profusely. Basically the lawyers were bigger zealots than several of the families and refused to stop. And then some of the families are as evil as we have discussed.

Good thing the evil ones never actually had kids. Just crisis actors.
 
This isn't really the dunk these morons think it is.

This is the same as if Sam Seder bought out Timcast News and started to use it to make parody news clips.

Alex IS Infowars. Without him you have a brand without it's main draw. Thanks Onion, you bought what is esentially a worthless IP. Alex is now unshackled to keep making his own news with a new name, and I'm also sure a highly incentivized numbers of watchers who are pissed at this clear lawfair bullshit going on.

I'm not even a huge fan of Alex, I think he loves the taste of his own foot, but at this point I'm more then willing to buy a hat or something just to support the man after this clear attempt at censoring him because fuck those NGO's.
 
and then some of the families are as evil as we have discussed.
I'm guessing those are the ones that keep showing up in ads and every media appearance, and setting up the threat emails towards critics and shit. The ones that parade around the dead kids and their "legacy" as bargaining chips.
 
The publication plans to reintroduce Infowars in January as a parody of itself
The Onion's proven itself incapable of making fun of people who are easily mockable, so of course they think they have the skills to make fun of the guy who said "I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm kind of retarded".
 
The Sandy Hook families are villains and should be acosted and harrassed in public as pariahs until the day they die.

As for The Onion. This will go poorly for them if they actually do this. They are going to cause the problem that they (people like them) falsely claimed Alex Jones has been causing for decades.

A fresh start will be good for Jones.
It’s not even the Sandy Hook parents. He settled with them, it’s activist lawyers and the organization that Sandy Hook spawned.
 
I'm sure Ben Collins and his ilk will drive down its relevance just as quickly as they have with the Onion. Nobody cares that your parents bought your perpetually online "disinformation reporting" ass a company that you will tank soon enough regardless, Ben. Alex will find different avenues to express his opinions, same way Tucker did.
 
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