Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Don’t say the quiet part out loud about Harry Balz! Nobody can know!

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Everyone hates us and wants me dead

Yes but did they throw paint on your pavement and write "Null likes fat chicks" on the side of your motorcycle with a sharpie pen?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Extra report before Day 7 of Enjoy Prison - MAGA edition:

2 childing.

Take 513 + 2 = 515

A perfect 515. Enjoy next report, stalker children.

 

[FinnSven]

Everyone hates us and wants me dead

That’s a key reason why Fatrick hates us.

He thinks he is a rebel, a maverick and a firebrand.

But no one cares about him enough to hate him like we are hated, and if anything people want him to live so that he provides endless milk and humiliations.

 

[Judge Holden]

Extra report before Day 7 of Enjoy Prison - MAGA edition:
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2 childing.

Take 513 + 2 = 515

A perfect 515. Enjoy next report, stalker children.

I maintain this is the finest child we have on record....yeah I know that sounds weird out of context but whatever


Still no clue what he was responding to because threads is for speds but it fucking slew me when I first read it

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Take 513 + 2 = 515

A perfect 515. Enjoy next report, stalker children.

Will he hit 1,000 childs by the 21st? Place your bets!

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

We already know Fat doesn't do Thanksgiving with anyone, I think some Pests sleuthed and found he wasn't even with the Robinsons last year, but this year he's definitely gonna be alone. I wonder if he'll even post one of his four Thanksgiving dinners because that would be lighthearted and we're not allowed to have fun anymore, child. It's 24/7 doomposting now.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

We already know Fat doesn't do Thanksgiving with anyone,

You couldn't be more wrong, stlaker. Patrick is already furiously researching succulent recipes to cook in his tagine for the plethora of loving family members he will be seeing this holiday season. You have been instructed many thousands of times to stop spreading vicious lies about Patrick. Enjoy prison.

 

[OffTopic]

Reposting here to commemorate Dinero Dan's ascension to Deep State Diaper Dan, Sink Inspector General.

In Her Diaper Bag is in my regular rotation. Unironically more enjoyable than anything I've heard from the rap genre in 20 years.

 

[Louis Beans]

Reposting here to commemorate Dinero Dan's ascension to Deep State Diaper Dan, Sink Inspector General.



In Her Diaper Bag is in my regular rotation. Unironically more enjoyable than anything I've heard from the rap genre in 20 years.

For me its the Irish tune with the line "So man the toilet Flavia, and I'll run the Livestream"

 

[Judge Holden]

MEANWHILE: AT THE #RESISTANCE BUNKER

 

[Billy Bong]

As soon as I saw that pretentious message, I would unfollow immediately.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

That’s a key reason why Fatrick hates us.

He thinks he is a rebel, a maverick and a firebrand.

But no one cares about him enough to hate him like we are hated, and if anything people want him to live so that he provides endless milk and humiliations.

One of the things that bothers me about him are his repeated statements that the stalker children want him dead, this couldn’t be further from the truth.

I hope Fatrick lives forever, I want no harm to come to him, his idiocy brings me joy.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

One of the things that bothers me about him are his repeated statements that the stalker children want him dead, this couldn’t be further from the truth.

I hope Fatrick lives forever, I want no harm to come to him, his idiocy brings me joy.

like Nick Fuentes, imagine how much anguish he lives in on a daily basis. Nick handles his by macing old women and sucking dick whereas Pat handles his by larping as a guerrilla warfare expert and drinking very heavily.

 

[Elbe]

Pat thinks he's John Connor right now.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

like Nick Fuentes, imagine how much anguish he lives in on a daily basis. Nick handles his by macing old women and sucking dick whereas Pat handles his by larping as a guerrilla warfare expert and drinking very heavily.

you fucking optimist, you don't think Rick gasses Nikki on the reg and sucks dick?

 

[Markorian]

Dan will get a Secret Service detachment to protect him the next time he goes to Hoolie's.

False, child. Rick will get a secret service detachment for Dan's protection. Enjoy mad max, fed child.

 

[Helvetia]

I unironically love Dan Mullen, I think he's the closest one can get to being a lolcow without crossing the line. The sinks, the namedropping in bankruptcy cases, the lolsuits. Dan is like Pat's Clyde Cash. Shit is so sinks.

 

[Markorian]

I unironically love Dan Mullen, I think he's the closest one can get to being a lolcow without crossing the line. The sinks, the namedropping in bankruptcy cases, the lolsuits. Dan is like Pat's Clyde Cash. Shit is so sinks.

He's the other forum's village idiot, but he's a lovable idiot.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

One of the things that bothers me about him are his repeated statements that the stalker children want him dead, this couldn’t be further from the truth.

I hope Fatrick lives forever, I want no harm to come to him, his idiocy brings me joy.

Unironically this. I actually do want him to actually work out and be healthy, so he lives a long, healthy and entertaining life. I also wouldn't mind him getting a win against the police, because he would spend the money in retarded and funny ways most likely.