Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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So quick question in regards to the lawsuit that Pigler and Eva Brawn are trying here. I know that police report and charge against Patrick for threatening to kill his ex-wife and unborn daughter was real, but was that one video that gets posted of him trying to swing at a cop real? Because those two things combined could just explain the entire lawsuit away couldn't they? Like, the petitioner is a violent pos who has both threatened to kill a woman and unborn child, as well as trying to batter a female officer? Obviously it would be put better than that, but that would essentially mean they can't afford to just NOT show up or confirm when there's a dangerous call about his address because if he really did go postal and turn Nikki into pepperoni (after painting her skin first, of course) then they would be fucked!

I just wanted confirmation if that video was real, cause I would just find a way to put that in every fucking legal filing in this case if I could.
 
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Free the Pedos said:
What's the male equivalent of an empty egg carton? An empty sack?
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Rotten sack, maybe. Men don't halt semen production once we enter puberty; the quality and quantity decline over time (less sperm overall, more malformed gametes and chromosomal abnormalities etc.), but it never really stops as long as you're alive and somewhat healthy.
 
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crab fucker said:
So quick question in regards to the lawsuit that Pigler and Eva Brawn are trying here. I know that police report and charge against Patrick for threatening to kill his ex-wife and unborn daughter was real, but was that one video that gets posted of him trying to swing at a cop real? Because those two things combined could just explain the entire lawsuit away couldn't they? Like, the petitioner is a violent pos who has both threatened to kill a woman and unborn child, as well as trying to batter a female officer? Obviously it would be put better than that, but that would essentially mean they can't afford to just NOT show up or confirm when there's a dangerous call about his address because if he really did go postal and turn Nikki into pepperoni (after painting her skin first, of course) then they would be fucked!

I just wanted confirmation if that video was real, cause I would just find a way to put that in every fucking legal filing in this case if I could.
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The video is real it was filmed by Niki during one of the April Swatts. Pat rushed home from the bar because niki was home alone. It was released by Pat himself on his media tour.

There are also many many tweets of fattys where he outright says on different occasions how the police couldnt hold him back or subdue him etc.

Then you just have to point to his behaviour on the very first one. He was being an asshole from the beginning, not after several swatts
 
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The video is real it was filmed by Niki during one of the April Swatts. Pat rushed home from the bar because niki was home alone. It was released by Pat himself on his media tour.
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Wasn’t another one from a doorbell cam or something? But Rick really is his own worst enemy - if he had taken the Nullroute nobody would even know about the swattings and so much media wouldn’t be available. It would be fun to watch him try to explain how 80% or more of the stalker’s content is just reposts from him.

I think it’s pretty obvious that there are Rick “expected swats” and unexpected ones or mistimed ones. I’m still undecided on which make him more unhinged; I think it’s more when the swatting doesn’t go as planned.

PROTIP: if you’re not running a pepperoni operation in your basement or telltale hearting it up, just cooperate with the cops when they show, and by the fifth or so time they’ll be bored as fuck and do the minimal they feel necessary to make the paperwork look right. Fuck around and they’ll get pissed and (hopefully) check the “preserve body cam footage” box.
 
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I already know how Fatrick is going to respond to bodycam footage. He'll claim it's doctored. I can't wait for him to get on the stand and call everyone there stalker children.
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That would be a brilliant defense, do it Pat. Actually, say it was altered by online trolls who hacked the PD with mysterious Russian technology and then wink at the judge.
 
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Gentlebastard said:
Rotten sack, maybe. Men don't really stop producing sperm once we enter puberty; the quality and quantity decline over time (less sperm overall, more malformed gametes and chromosomal abnormalities etc.), but it never really stops as long as you're alive and somewhat healthy.
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And then you spawn tard babies like Chris-Chan.
 
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Free the Pedos said:
What's the male equivalent of an empty egg carton?
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Sperm growing legs like a tadpole when it gets older
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Do you all remember that recent "Terrorist or Streamer" game? I thought that was quite funny. I started to think maybe it'd be funny to get a version called "Fatrick or Stalker?", since I saw this and was reminded just how insane Patrick's ramblings are becoming to the point where I'm not sure I would pass the test.
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