Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Joe_Welch said:
"Woke Wednesday" & "Frat-Boy Friday"? Try not to strain your creative muscles there, Lyssa.

Also, on the topic of her being too old to still be playing that 'cute n' quirky youtube girl' character; 100% agree.

Did anyone ever watch NCIS? They had a character; Abby. She was a genius scientist (we need more women in STEM, guys), and also dressed in full-on goth regalia. Platform boot, vampire choker, and stark white makeup, she looked like a Hot Topic mannequin came to life. Member?

At first it was kind of endearing. But as the years wore on, Abby's persona grew less 'cute and quirky' and more 'desperate and oblivious'.

In truth, nothing about her demener had changed. What had changed was her age, and it showed. The stark white makeup now highlighted wrinkles, the vampire choker was now surrounded by loose skin, the platform boots seemed to give her more trouble than they used to, as Abby carefully waddled across the room, her back slightly arched.

Alyssa is like a real life Abby; she adopted this persona, probably some time in her teens, and has held onto it for dear life ever since.

But the years have worn on...
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I think you are right:

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*Warning BPD and alcoholism detected*

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Looney Troons said:
Her body baffles me. She’s like a tone skinnyfat. Her arms are toned and her abdominal and oblique muscles are like pushing through dough. Women with dense musculature aren’t my thing, but she’s stuck halfway between allowing the goyslop to slow her metabolism to a halt, or becoming trim. It doesn’t look good. Her ass also has zero lift. Fitness queen, am I right?
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It's from the booze. Her internal organs are fatty/bloated.
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Harassing (currently Melonie Mac) and whoring is what Alyssa does best, but it's only wrong when someone else harasses her, according to her logic. And that armpit of hers... goddamn! I prefer the cat person over her.
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Ya know...its around about the point where your tattoo game is shoddier than fucking ADF that you should probably stop
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Joe_Welch said:
Alyssa is like a real life Abby; she adopted this persona, probably some time in her teens, and has held onto it for dear life ever since.
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Disagree because Mercunte never was remotely cool even to retards. Even nerds never fell for it. She's a dimestore Zoe Quinn and was never even on that level. She's just a stupid whore, a cocksleeve who aged out of her target demographic before she was even in her 20s.

She's been a boring wine mom since her late teens.

And now that she's aged like sour milk, she's the boring wine aunt.

Look at the cellulite, look at the fail, look at the complete lack of intellect. Look at her simps. They're barely human. Lowest standards in the visible universe.
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Harassing (currently Melonie Mac) and whoring is what Alyssa does best, but it's only wrong when someone else harasses her, according to her logic. And that armpit of hers... goddamn! I prefer the cat person over her.
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I am going to invoke the Forbidden Insult: if you posted these on r/Trans with captions like '6 months on HRT (mtf) how am I doing?' nobody would challenge it. Especially that last, most horrific one on the sofa.

What absolutely pathetic pick-me behaviour; from a woman in her 30s with a 'fiance' no less.
 
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I hate troons and hate to compare women to them on principle but Alyssa fellates troons so I think it's halal.
This looks like a man's torso. Why is her gross outie belly button like three feet from her crotch? And what is in her panties? Is it just a giant bush? Or is it "her" penis? Really makes you think...
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But then you get to the extremely sad hibiscus tattoo that reminds me of this friend I had in high school's trashy single mom and l don't think a homosexual man could properly encapsulate such feminine desperation.
Sad!
 
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AnOminous said:
Disagree because Mercunte never was remotely cool even to retards. Even nerds never fell for it. She's a dimestore Zoe Quinn and was never even on that level. She's just a stupid whore, a cocksleeve who aged out of her target demographic before she was even in her 20s.

She's been a boring wine mom since her late teens.

And now that she's aged like sour milk, she's the boring wine aunt.

Look at the cellulite, look at the fail, look at the complete lack of intellect. Look at her simps. They're barely human. Lowest standards in the visible universe.
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I agree with you on everything except for "Mercunte never was remotely cool even to retards."

A third of this thread is laughing at soy-knights climbing over eachother to get her attention like crabs trying to get out of a bucket.
 
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Charnel Ground said:
Patrick hadn't been seen for a while and then a few pages pack we got confirmation that they broke off their engagement
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Do we know if they broke up before or after Alyssa started trying to position herself as Zoe Sarkeesian Wu 2.0? The guy looked like a total doormat but I hope he realises the bullet he dodged getting this psycho out of his life.
 
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Joe_Welch said:
I agree with you on everything except for "Mercunte never was remotely cool even to retards."

A third of this thread is laughing at soy-knights climbing over eachother to get her attention like crabs trying to get out of a bucket.
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Men sleep with pooners they meet on grindr and then message their friends making fun of them afterwards. Just because someone thinks that you're a cumdumpster doesn't mean they think you're cool. Alyssa's ego is based completely on not knowing that and now that people are pointing it out she's posting herself in her underwear to disprove them which only perpetuates the whole cumdumpster thing further. Did she not have a mom growing up or something?

Also nice boyfriend that doesn't mind if his girlfriend is posting her hairy ass and armpits everywhere Alyssa. He totally loves you! LMAO.
 
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