Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

His boomer speak is unfunny, but man he actually had a good point for once, guess strokebrain is right once a day

 

[The Stranger]

guess strokebrain is right once a day

Which makes him half as useful as a broken clock!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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His boomer speak is unfunny, but man he actually had a good point for once, guess strokebrain is right once a day

It'd work better if fatty himself was not a CONSOOMER himself with how much stupid bullshit he buys to make Tammy use in the kitchen for his videos

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack simps for Elon Musk



"DOGE is the word for 2025"

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

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His boomer speak is unfunny, but man he actually had a good point for once, guess strokebrain is right once a day

I doubt he actually came up with that. It was probably in the comments from wherever he got that post from.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack simps for Elon Musk

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"DOGE is the word for 2025"

If this faggot actually thinks DOGE is going to bring down the deficit in a year then he really is a strokebrain.

 

[Adamska]

This was lamer than I thought. He made... an Italian meat sauce with beans. He used pork powder for the meatballs to stay carnivore. He didn't bother to saute the vegetables even though he said that was the basic chili recipe. He used the fucking pressure cooker again. When he opened it up, there was a nice 1/2" layer of grease on top. Just awful. He emphasized that his pre-shredded parmigian cheese was aged for two years, two years sitting in your pantry pre-shredded doesn't count. At least put some cumin in to make it 'chili'.

It's pretty funny that he gets a bit pissy about and tries to get in front of people pointing out how absolutely worthless his shitslop soup month idea was. He legit tries to state he knows how to make a chili, and still makes shitslop soup instead. All while also ignoring the big issue is that he's done this like 40 times now with no serious changes in style.

Jack has only ever tried to make things like green chili, white chili, and vegetarian chilis once or twice... back in the Cali kitchen, with the most recent one being in 2013. It's also telling that the obese slug never even made texan style chili, which is pure beef. No, it's only ever the same shitslop soup.

Speaking of which, I think this might be the second or third worst iteration of Shitslop Soup he ever made. The only one I'd rate worse is this culinary warcrime. This one has it all, random chunks of casing due to being a fat retard and cutting up sausages. It has burned pork rinds to add to the awful. It doesn't even have basil, which a critical herb in Italian cuisine for fuck's sake. Technically, while cumin isn't common with Italian cooking anymore, it would not go unnoticed.

This is just fucking trash.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

If this faggot actually thinks DOGE is going to bring down the deficit in a year then he really is a strokebrain.

Jack just believes everything his favorite celebrities/billionaires say at face value unless it is anything that sounds too woke which makes him stroke out.

 

[myhairisonfire]

When was the last time Jack posted his beepees?

 

[Marc]

When was the last time Jack posted his beepees?

On Xitter, July 23rd. And check out those lovely replies he got:

https://x.com/jakatak4/status/1815914372809777599

As of October 21st, Jagoff's using the topic of menopause to still pretend to be carnivore, even though he makes it seem like a diet that causes you to die at your all-time fattest, dumbest, and most hated and useless:

https://x.com/jakatak4/status/1848469789939012084

 

[CallmeCicada]

On Xitter, July 23rd. And check out those lovely replies he got:

https://x.com/jakatak4/status/1815914372809777599

As of October 21st, Jagoff's using the topic of menopause to still pretend to be carnivore, even though he makes it seem like a diet that causes you to die at your all-time fattest, dumbest, and most hated and useless:

https://x.com/jakatak4/status/1848469789939012084

lmfao

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack simps for Elon Musk

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"DOGE is the word for 2025"

If fatty thinks Trump is going to lower the deficit, he's even more retarded than we thought.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

If fatty thinks Trump is going to lower the deficit, he's even more retarded than we thought.

I mean that's less retarded than him believing that the moon landing was fake and tard raging because a movie made fun of those conspiracies.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

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lmfao

Lol the moron probably balances himself against a wall while he is on the scale and thinks he is getting a legit weight. His wife, who probably helps him do pointless shit like this, most likely doesn't give a fuck about getting anything close to accurate.

 

[Marc]

Lol the moron probably balances himself against a wall while he is on the scale and thinks he is getting a legit weight. His wife, who probably helps him do pointless shit like this, most likely doesn't give a fuck about getting anything close to accurate.

Given Jack consistently lies with all the tact and plausibility of a tantrum-throwing toddler being asked if he pooped his pants, I doubt he's running the risk of exercising in the manner you describe. Jack ate his way into being what Andrew Ditch pretends to be.

 

[MeMeWantsSomeChicken]

I searched for "Jack Scalfani" on tenor and found this gross gif of him in a pie eating contest. Anyone know where it's from?
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Here's one that's supposedly his brother: (deleted because it's probably not him)



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I'm late and gay, but the source is this classic video:

https://youtu.be/QDnnK7HPdeY

Jack in his prime shilling for Ford, making some bizarre pie eating competition to embarrass his child and his friends...

 

[mitsufan]

i love to watch this guys vids while im high bc of how badly he fucks up the food lol

 

[The Stranger]

i love to watch this guys vids while im high bc of how badly he fucks up the food lol

look up masaokis as well

 

[mitsufan]

look up masaokis as well

that looks awful wtf

 

[AltisticRight]

This was lamer than I thought. He made... an Italian meat sauce with beans. He used pork powder for the meatballs to stay carnivore. He didn't bother to saute the vegetables even though he said that was the basic chili recipe. He used the fucking pressure cooker again. When he opened it up, there was a nice 1/2" layer of grease on top. Just awful. He emphasized that his pre-shredded parmigian cheese was aged for two years, two years sitting in your pantry pre-shredded doesn't count. At least put some cumin in to make it 'chili'.

I hate his ear rape introduction so much. I hope someone confines this fat freak and plays it on a loop to torture him.

i love to watch this guys vids while im high bc of how badly he fucks up the food lol

Maybe you should stop destroying what remains of your brain with drugs.
You could just start a cooking channel too, I'm sure you'll do way better than Jack.