Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

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Broadly, I agree, but I will make exceptions for people like Kojima and visual novel games. As long as you make the content engaging I can live with preposterous amounts of exposition, but stuff like the Last of Us is the worst of both worlds: you watch a predictable story play out --oh this guy who lost his daughter has to look after an initially hostile young girl? Wonder how this one's gonna turn out-- in between bouts of the most boring, trial-and-error combat sections and moving planks of wood around.

There's no catharsis, no payoff; it's just an 8-10 hour misery simulator.
I actually enjoy The Last of Us way more than Uncharted. You get to have more than 2 guns, the story is more than just quips, the first Last of Us has more comedy in it than people tend to remember (The two grunts talking about canned bacon is far more memorable than any plot point in wish.com Indiana Jones) and Joel and Ellie had a good dynamic. While the broad strokes of the plot are predictable, I was actually happy the first time to see Ellie call Joel out on his BS, and the fake out of killing him off was well handled.

This part isn't towards you specifically, but TLoU Part II is Naughty Dog's Shrek The Third - it single-handedly made everyone question their outlook on what came before out of sheer embarrassment. And like Shrek The Third, it deserves to be as shunned as Jim is in his own thread.
 
Kojima makes some unique stuff, but intro for metal gear solid 4 was 32 minutes
Do you remember that figure so specifically because of the Zero Punctuation review? Either way, yeah the MGS4 cutscenes are preposterous but most of them are so entertaining I was happy to submit myself to them. One of my biggest disappointments with Phantom Pain is that there weren't more cutscenes, but I guess Kiefer Sutherland isn't cheap.

@Gloria The Glorious my only vivid memory about TLOU was one of the forced forced stealth sections that I failed so many times I ended up looking up a guide and learning you were supposed to do it in an extremely specific order to avoid instantly dying. The game was on my shit list from that point moving forward and by the end I was so pissed off with it I only finished out of obligation.

The plus side is it meant I got to enjoy all the salt around TLOU2 with absolutely no skin in the game.
 
@Gloria The Glorious my only vivid memory about TLOU was one of the forced forced stealth sections that I failed so many times I ended up looking up a guide and learning you were supposed to do it in an extremely specific order to avoid instantly dying. The game was on my shit list from that point moving forward and by the end I was so pissed off with it I only finished out of obligation.
We all got games like that. I played the game on Easy and Normal because I enjoy actually having options. Bricks are the best stealth weapon. Not because you can throw them. On Easy and Normal, you can beat a Clicker to death with one. I just wish NG+ on TLoU was better.
 
We all got games like that. I played the game on Easy and Normal because I enjoy actually having options. Bricks are the best stealth weapon. Not because you can throw them. On Easy and Normal, you can beat a Clicker to death with one. I just wish NG+ on TLoU was better.
You could do it on the hardest setting too; not sure if the method differs but I threw the brick at them to stagger them and then beat them to death with my fists before they recover.

I relied on it a good amount to save ammo, because TLOU had that system I so despise that punished you for being conservative with ammo. Dynamic difficulty my ass.
 
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Checking the achievements for the inferior remaster that shit is not that bad. Unless they fucked with some numbers in the remaster then anyone claiming those times is actually retarded. I played enough of the original release and expansion growing up as a retarded kid to have a good idea of what that would take and I would definitely put a more realistic estimate around the 600-hour mark. There's enough trophy concurrency happening there to drag that time down. Unless you get fucked on hardcore. That bit could eat up a lot of time if RUD, which is minimal in D2 unless the remaster fucked shit up, kept catching you late or if the certain problem sections held you up for long. I know as a kid hardcore was something I never finished. I moved on to WoW. I still got my old hard copy. I should just go back and do the hardcore. Not giving money to Blizzard for the remaster though, not after that and Reforged. The other challenging part would be the unique grind. I don't think my barbarian ever got a decent belt two decades back.

For MHWo I took more than 300 hours getting half the crowns in World and I actively hunt those. Just due to RNG factors. No way in hell anyone is 300 houring MHWo trophies without supernatural luck or just cheating. You will genuinely spend more than 300 hours in load screens even with an SSD on that shit. Unless for some reason that time doesn't include anything for the expansion and it was written based on ideal estimations. Event quests can cut down a few crowns for free, but that's a minority. I'd need to go through the list again, but I think it's only 5 or 6 crowns and most of them will be small golds.

Trophy guide time estimations for long games always fascinate me. They're always way over or way under estimated.
This part isn't towards you specifically, but TLoU Part II is Naughty Dog's Shrek The Third - it single-handedly made everyone question their outlook on what came before out of sheer embarrassment. And like Shrek The Third, it deserves to be as shunned as Jim is in his own thread.
I generally liked Uncharted as a junk food game to play to kill a weekend with a powerr fantasy, but I never found them to be master pieces. Hollywood movie slop tier entertainment. Perfect for a teenaged male trying to deal with aggression issues along with things like God of War remasters and GoWIII when I wanted good games. The gameplay was something that as a teen made me think I was just doing something wrong and as an adult I realize is just shit.

I remember dropping TLoU and never bought a PS4 so obviously never played TLoU2. I just couldn't care about the protagonists of TLoU. Joel felt cynical for the sake of it rather than for any particular reason for the sake of a narrative, and otherwise suffered from Whiny Dad Character Syndrome like seemingly every other male character of the era. Ellie reminded me of every teen girl I had to tip toe around at school so they didn't fly off the handle due to the culture of the time encouraging teen girls to flip out at everything without consequences due to certain feminist movements of the time, as well as came off as suffering from Strong Bitch Character Syndrome. It landed right at a time when I was going through some shit related to handling grief, self identity, and realizing I needed to figure out my adult life as I was just about to cross the legal threshold of "boy" into "man". I wanted escapism and power fantasy as well as games that had deeper mechanical systems and an actual demand of skill master.

I actually remember that around that time I dropped TLoU I started to pick up some of my first jobs playtesting indie games for a few hundred bucks, and by the time my life settled down enough to give it another try a few years later I was already trained to think critically about every game I played to understand why I did and/or didn't enjoy them. My second attempt was very much "this writing is filled with tropes I dislike and am bored of and characters I don't relate to, and the gameplay fucking bores me at best and feels like I'm fighting the controls at worse". Maybe I'll replay it soon, I'm a father now so maybe I'll finally like Joel. Unlikely because that didn't win me over for any other sad dads.

Can we actually call out the western video game industry obsession with patenthood, especially fatherhood if there's a male protagonist or even male key NPC? Bioshock Infinite, Dad of War, TLoU, Fallout 3/4, etc. It feels like we get either no narrative or we get fatherhood themes. When those are lacking it seems like instead we keep getting "one last run" or "I am not suited to retiring" midlife crisis stories. It's been slowing down, mostly replaced by diversity messaging, but the male power fantasy has been replaced by the make whiny fantasy.
 
I really shouldn't have made it one of my first attempts.

But seriously, there's being cinematic, and then there's being overly indulgent.
At least in 5 you get almost straight into the gameplay. And I find it interesting how game reacts to your actions: too many headshots and enemies will get helmets, too many torso shots and they get body armour etc
 
Can we actually call out the western video game industry obsession with patenthood, especially fatherhood if there's a male protagonist or even male key NPC? Bioshock Infinite, Dad of War, TLoU, Fallout 3/4, etc. It feels like we get either no narrative or we get fatherhood themes.
I was on board with this at the start because I've always had a thing for 'too old for this shit' world-weary character arcs. The wheels started falling off for me when devs seemingly started to resent the popularity of these older, sadder characters so they turned them into absolute doormats; Kratos in Ragnarok being a prime example of this.
But seriously, there's being cinematic, and then there's being overly indulgent.
I don't blame anyone for bouncing off MGS4 (I certainly did, first time I tried it) but if you're in the mood to pick up what it's putting down it's really fun to go along for the ride.

I look at it the same way as something like Troll 2 or Sharknado: if you go in expecting great cinema you're going to be pissed off, but if you want schlocky trash you will be very pleased.
 
Seems to be posting somewhat actively on the tranny hugbox site recently. Despite having about 5% of the followers he gets more engagement there than twitter (671tw - 764bs). Complete speculation but just from that I would assume that a decent portion of his followers are either full on trannies or brainrotted into unquestioning compliance with them. I mean everyone else I've seen has lost engagement, not gained it. If more people are engaging with him on a site built to be a hugbox then I'd guess that a decent portion of the people still watching him are doing so uncritically. Idk how to phrase it but I'd put more money on his audience being from a smaller more extreme political range than a wider moderate range if that makes sense. Or maybe his twitter gets less engagement because he only uses it to promote himself which is a pretty easy way to kill reach in almost every algorithm.

I just want you to appreciate the duality of man. One second talking about how it's never too old to troon out and how he's reaching his 40s. Then the next post is him talking like a child. I was going to say if he was 38 when he started to transition does that mean he's 41 now lol but no he can't even fucking remember major life events to the year.
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It's never too late to transition; so why have you looked the same since starting hormones then? YOU don't look more feminine, your makeup does. And the irony of saying that in front of your fucking vintage toy collection; possibly the most male hobby you could have, might as well be standing in front of fishing gear instead.

I just found this dumb honestly. Do you think that maybe it's not actually that youtube knows when you're about to feel depressed but maybe instead you are allowing the media you consume to dictate your feelings? Then again implying that the media you consume could alter your feelings is probably too transphobic for him to consider. It's just dumb, like kinda retarded but I felt a bit shit last week. I went to the pet store and spent a while looking at the cute little rabbits they had for sale and felt better from that. I didn't listen to stories about real people being brutally murdered. Just like take agency over your feelings?
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I highly doubt he has bpd too. I will never trust any online tranny to be truthful with anything medical, even with documents the amount of times you see people lie to doctors, they're hardly trustworthy.
 
Checking the achievements for the inferior remaster that shit is not that bad. Unless they fucked with some numbers in the remaster then anyone claiming those times is actually retarded. I played enough of the original release and expansion growing up as a retarded kid to have a good idea of what that would take and I would definitely put a more realistic estimate around the 600-hour mark. There's enough trophy concurrency happening there to drag that time down. Unless you get fucked on hardcore. That bit could eat up a lot of time if RUD, which is minimal in D2 unless the remaster fucked shit up, kept catching you late or if the certain problem sections held you up for long. I know as a kid hardcore was something I never finished. I moved on to WoW. I still got my old hard copy. I should just go back and do the hardcore. Not giving money to Blizzard for the remaster though, not after that and Reforged. The other challenging part would be the unique grind. I don't think my barbarian ever got a decent belt two decades back.

For MHWo I took more than 300 hours getting half the crowns in World and I actively hunt those. Just due to RNG factors. No way in hell anyone is 300 houring MHWo trophies without supernatural luck or just cheating. You will genuinely spend more than 300 hours in load screens even with an SSD on that shit. Unless for some reason that time doesn't include anything for the expansion and it was written based on ideal estimations. Event quests can cut down a few crowns for free, but that's a minority. I'd need to go through the list again, but I think it's only 5 or 6 crowns and most of them will be small golds.

Trophy guide time estimations for long games always fascinate me. They're always way over or way under estimated.
It is definitely fair to say roadmaps are often quite inaccurate, but I could see 999+ being a realistic estimate. My game time tracker (though I don't always trust these) says I'm at 658 hours and I still have a lot to do. I concede that I am rusty on my acronyms so note sure what RUD refers to, but the major point of contention is hitting level 99 on Hardcore; the multiple playthroughs etc are really a drop in the water compared to that. It just takes so fucking long. I'm at 92 and have already put in a hell of a lot of grinding for it, and that's with using item duplication for maximum efficiency grinding to allow for killing DClone repeatedly. On top of the time taken to gather the appropriate equipment for reliable survivability. That time could feasibly be cut down a lot with trading, but my character is offline so that's not an option.

Interestingly there is a feature new to the remaster, Terror Zones, that will make it more fun than just killing DClone repeatedly, though I'm not sure if it's faster yet, and it's a lot riskier. I would actually rate it quite well as a remaster overall, for what it's worth.

RNG is definitely a shitter, I feel you on that. Unfortunately though I'm not an MH player myself so I can't offer any insight there 😅
 
Maybe I'll replay it soon, I'm a father now so maybe I'll finally like Joel. Unlikely because that didn't win me over for any other sad dads.
Yeah I don't think your enjoyment of those games will improve it all, for the simple reason that now if you want to be a "dad while gaming" a much better option is to play Mario Kart / Minecraft / Age of Empires etc with your kids
 
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I concede that I am rusty on my acronyms so note sure what RUD refers to, but the major point of contention is hitting level 99 on Hardcore
Random Unavoidable Damage. Diablo I and II had very little of such. Diablo III and IV have quite a bit of them necessitating far more healing.
RNG is definitely a shitter, I feel you on that. Unfortunately though I'm not an MH player myself so I can't offer any insight there 😅
Monster Hunter players get used to terrible RNG by knowing how to get as many extra rolls at time as possible. It's when we get to RNG we can't affect that we feel it. There's some time saving techniques, but it's saving time on one achievement to ignore all progress on possibly three or more others.
Yeah I don't think your enjoyment of those games will improve it all, for the simple reason that now if you want to be a "dad while gaming" a much better option is to play Mario Kart / Minecraft / Age of Empires etc with your kids
Yup, not to mention my kid isn't far enough along to have given me enough headache to yet have a rocky relationship with them to make random fictional dads relatable. If I want to spend my time "mentoring" someone in a game I think once they're a bit older and can resist trying to eat their controllers then actually playing the mentor and teaching them to do the really crazy stuff with redstone in Minecraft, how to rule empires in Stellaris, or to play all 14 weapons in Monster Hunter would be a much more enjoyable time than playing out a story in a game about being a sad dad.

Here's a realization. The game Octodad has a more loving, wholesome, authentic feeling, and healthy relationship between father and child than the games I previously mentioned and that entire family and relationship is built on a lie of identity that goes as far as to being a lie about which phylum the Octodad belongs to let alone species.
I know I'm late, but Jim bragging about never missing a Monday is hilarious to me when all the gaming commentators that stole his audience never fail to upload several videos throughout the week lol.
It's also objectively false. Right before his subscriber loss began he uploaded a video that had a short segment at the start exploiting that he was ill and was not able to make a fresh video and instead was refloating one from The Escapist days that was particularly poignant at the time. While he technically managed to upload that day, I don't feel like having to have a re-upload means that you hate your mark. I cannot find the video at this time but I believe it was approximately 5 to 6 years ago. The fact you only needed to do so once is actually kind of commendable in that period of time, but he did ultimately fail the specific metric he set.

Now I'm not going to pretend the only content Jim produces each week is his Monday video. For the majority of weeks he's produced at least one podcast episode, one Jimquisition, and with less consistency he also usual has had at least one piece of critique content in the form of a video, written review, or the Spin-off Doctors or whatever that podcast where he and Conrad reviewed movie adaptations of video games. He has fairly consistently in that time been releasing Fistshark Marketing/Boston's Favorite Son episodes as well (Fistshark is a dead project while Boston's Favorite Son replaced that slot and acts as a quasi sequel).

When he's hitting all his platforms and projects he produces four pieces of content a week and is putting out comparable and occasionally superior quantities of content to his replacements, but it's just all so fucking boring. He's also merely most consistent with Jimquistion. Podcasts get missed because there's usually at least three of them to juggle schedules. Reviews stopped entirely for a while, but when he is actively handling them they come out about as fast as he can blitz through games. He also streams on Twitch so that's additional content to consider. He looks to stream multiple times a week.

We need to be factual when addressing Jim's content. Jim puts in the hours. He produces more than enough content to be relevant. It's just that it is all shit and no one cares. I can also point out that unlike most commentators he's typically doing more than just reading and summarizing Kotaku or official press releases. Yet despite that he's somehow gotten worse at his job over the years. His quality has declined.
 
I know I'm late, but Jim bragging about never missing a Monday is hilarious to me when all the gaming commentators that stole his audience never fail to upload several videos throughout the week lol.
This math will be wonky because, (although it seems unfathomable now,) Jim used to upload multiple different types of video every week, but going by the JQ alone that's 520 days worked in 10 years.

If we're generous and assume the average paid vacation is 3 weeks a year then most people with full-time jobs work 240 days a year, meaning in the span of a decade Jim has worked about 2 years and 2 months of a regular job.
 
This math will be wonky because, (although it seems unfathomable now,) Jim used to upload multiple different types of video every week, but going by the JQ alone that's 520 days worked in 10 years.

If we're generous and assume the average paid vacation is 3 weeks a year then most people with full-time jobs work 240 days a year, meaning in the span of a decade Jim has worked about 2 years and 2 months of a regular job.
To be fair to Jim, the Jimquisition isn't likely just a one-day affair. Even if all he does is the script writing. that could take up a lot of time. There have probably been scripts he got done in just a day or two and others where he was editing and restarting right up until Sunday night. Plus, once upon a time, he'd even upload two Jimquisitions in a week in case he either had a topic to cover right then and there (what a novel concept) or had something so irrelevant (even for him) that there was no justifying it was a Monday video.

They say you're only as good as your last thing, and the last few years have destroyed the perception of someone who once actually put a lot of effort into his online job. If reaction images weren't banned, I'd add the "Super F" from Fairy OddParents.
 
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To be fair to Jim, the Jimquisition isn't likely just a one-day affair. Even if all he does is the script writing. that could take up a lot of time.
Once upon a time I'd have agreed, but Jim couldn't make it any more obvious how hard he's been phoning it in for at least 4 of the 10 years he is celebrating. He could be AI generating his scripts now and we wouldn't be able to tell.

I know from past experience what a huge pain in the ass making videos is, but since 99% of a JQ video is just the same handful of stock images I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have collages cut to fit different lengths that his editor just patchworks together while occasionally throwing on a clip art of Bruce Lee or whatever his current dumb forced meme happens to be.

For a man who claims to hate capitalism as much as Jim his one remaining product is about as goyslop as it gets.
 
Once upon a time I'd have agreed, but Jim couldn't make it any more obvious how hard he's been phoning it in for at least 4 of the 10 years he is celebrating. He could be AI generating his scripts now and we wouldn't be able to tell.

I know from past experience what a huge pain in the ass making videos is, but since 99% of a JQ video is just the same handful of stock images I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have collages cut to fit different lengths that his editor just patchworks together while occasionally throwing on a clip art of Bruce Lee or whatever his current dumb forced meme happens to be.

For a man who claims to hate capitalism as much as Jim his one remaining product is about as goyslop as it gets.
He's always used the exact same graphics over and over for certain things. You know 'em if you've seen any of his content.
 
I remember seeing an AI a while ago back before imagegen was a thing that would take any text document you gave it and it would be able to write in the same style as it. It was pretty good especially for it's time. Literally all of Jim's scripts are easily accessible just through the transcript option on youtube (that pulls from the subtitles he has someone write accurately). You could easily grab a week or two's worth of Jim scripts and shove them in an AI and get it to script a video about some other drama. There should be more than enough clear audio of his voice to train one on that too. I don't know much about videogen ai but from what I've tried there's no way you could get it to make a Jim video but you could probably feed a couple of his videos into one of those ais that describe what they see in a video and then take those results and do the same with a script and then make it yourself.

I would do that myself but my pc is too shit to do that right now. gpu is fucked unfortunately. But you could definitely AI generate a script and probably get it read out in Jim's voice that you might be able to get something to do a rough lipsync interpretation of using a photo of Jim.
 
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