US The Onion Says It Has Bought Infowars, Alex Jones’s Site, Out of Bankruptcy - The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

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The Onion, a satirical publication that skewers newsmakers and current events, said on Thursday that it had won a bankruptcy auction to acquire Infowars, a website founded and operated by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.

The Onion said that the bid was sanctioned by the families of the victims of the mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School, who in 2022 won a $1.4 billion defamation lawsuit against Mr. Jones and his company, Free Speech Systems.

Everytown for Gun Safety, a nonprofit dedicated to ending gun violence that was founded in the aftermath of the Sandy Hook shooting, will advertise on a relaunched version of the site under The Onion.

The publication plans to reintroduce Infowars in January as a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” like Mr. Jones who traffic in misinformation and health supplements, Ben Collins, the chief executive of The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, said in an interview.

Family members of the victims of the Sandy Hook shooting, which claimed the lives of 20 first graders and six educators, sued Mr. Jones in Connecticut Superior Court in 2018 after he spread the baseless claim that the rampage was a fabricated pretext for confiscating Americans’ firearms.

The Onion declined to disclose the price it paid for Infowars and its assets, including its production studio and diet supplement business. Mr. Jones could not immediately be reached for comment, but he said on the social media platform X this week that he planned to continue producing his online program, “The Alex Jones Show,” until he was forced to stop.

In September, a Houston judge ruled that Infowars and other assets owned by Free Speech Systems could be auctioned off in bankruptcy to compensate Mr. Jones’s creditors, which include the families of the Sandy Hook victims. Mr. Jones declared bankruptcy in 2022 as the Sandy Hook case made its way to court.

Mr. Collins said that he was informed late Wednesday by the trustee in charge of the bankruptcy auction that The Onion’s bid had prevailed. In a video posted online Thursday, Mr. Jones said that his lawyers had been told by the trustee about the sale to The Onion.

“We thought this would be a hilarious joke,” Mr. Collins said. “This is going to be our answer to this no-guardrails world where there are no gatekeepers and everything’s kind of insane.”

Mr. Collins declined to disclose the value of the advertising deal with Everytown but said that it was a multiyear agreement that would include banner advertisements and sponsored articles on the site, which will be redesigned to fit its new editorial direction.

While the alliance between Everytown and The Onion may seem like an odd fit, the two organizations share an interest in curbing gun violence, said John Feinblatt, president of Everytown. Mr. Feinblatt said that mission was underscored with depressing regularity in the aftermath of mass shootings, when The Onion goes viral with its oft-shared headline: “‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens.”

“This was an opportunity for us to give The Onion the facts, the storytelling, the data and the research that’s at our fingertips,” Mr. Feinblatt said. “And for them to give us the creativity of how to turn all of that information into new messaging to a new audience.”

Mr. Collins said that the relaunched Infowars might publish its own satirical stories that underscored the epidemic of gun violence in America in addition to sponsored content from Everytown.

Chris Mattei, a lawyer for the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook shooting, said in a statement that taking possession of Infowars amounted to accountability for “Alex Jones and his corrupt business.”

“By divesting Jones of Infowars’ assets, the families and the team at The Onion have done a public service and will meaningfully hinder Jones’s ability to do more harm,” Mr. Mattei said.

Mr. Collins said The Onion began contemplating a bid for Infowars this summer, when he read online that it was going to be auctioned off. The publication’s leadership team saw an opportunity to play a very funny, very public joke on Mr. Jones if things broke their way.

In early fall, Mr. Collins reached out to the lawyers for the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook shootings, whom he knew from his days as a reporter covering misinformation at NBC News. The families expressed support for The Onion’s bid, Mr. Collins said.

“The dissolution of Alex Jones’s assets and the death of Infowars is the justice we have long awaited and fought for,” Robbie Parker, whose daughter Emilie was killed in the Sandy Hook shooting, said Thursday in a statement.

The Onion’s plan is to relaunch Infowars next year with an approach reminiscent of Clickhole, The Onion’s sister site that poked fun at “listicles” from BuzzFeed and other purveyors of viral content.

Mr. Collins declined to provide financial details for The Onion, which is privately held, but he said that the company’s relaunched print edition had garnered “an arena” full of subscribers, helping finance the company’s bid for Infowars. Global Tetrahedron is backed by Jeff Lawson, a co-founder of the tech company Twilio.

Mr. Collins said that the families of the victims were supportive of The Onion’s bid because it would put an end to Mr. Jones’s control over the site, which has been a front of misinformation for years. He said they were also supportive of using humor as a tool for raising awareness about gun violence in America.

“They’re all human beings with senses of humor who want fun things to happen and want good things to take place in their lives,” Mr. Collins said. “They want to be part of something good and positive too.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/business/media/alex-jones-infowars-the-onion.html (Archive)
 
Not an Alex Jones fan, however.... Total humiliation ritual, the pay out itself was insane. Bayer paid 600 million for KNOWINGLY selling AIDS contaminated blood products. People actually died. He has to pay twice that because parents of dead kids got mad about what he said.
That quote would be worth for a meme featuring the Third World Skeptical kid: "Alex Jones have to paid 1 and half billions because parents of dead kids of Sandy Hook got mad about what he said but Bayer only paid 600 million for selling AIDS contaminated blood products?"
 

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No date has been set. The Leftist Katamari that's seeking to fuck over Jones -- The Onion, the Trustee, and the Sandy Hook paid actors -- filed a response, and the Judge wants a full evidentiary hearing, but hasn't set a date for it.

Meanwhile, Jones is suing The Onion.

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"Suing the Sandy Hook families"
Journoscum strikes again, it's not the families it's who represents them. A far left lawyer group that tried to illegally sell his business to whoever they decided to despite having no control over his business until after the auction had concluded. Fucking disgusting rat fucks are corrupt as shit but "muhhh he sold the supplements to the people "

They outright said in court they want to earn everything he makes and wants to shut down anyone that works with him so he can no longer sell products. They wish to strip him of his freespeech, look at who owns and funds The Onion and their "bid" it is a newly named group of anti-gun activists that want him dead. As I said in a previous post, he's been nothing but supportive of the families and reached settlements before these people bulldozed in and tried to get him stopped. This whole thing is a disaster anyway because the only thing he did was on a broadcast read out internet articles claim it was a hoax.

Look at what they've said in court, they want to make it so he can't even use his own name anymore because they own his name. They sent people to shutdown his studio without the judge's knowledge after a fake auction that they declared themselves winners of out of nowhere.
 
I don't even like Alex Jones and think he's a clown but this is pure political retribution rather than anything remotely resembling justice. The First Amendment and freedom of the press exist for a reason. Just because a sympathetic party brings a case to you and you don't like the other guy isn't reason to throw it in the garbage and grant them eleventy billion dollars based on nothing.

Absolute lunacy.

Yup, exactly where i am as well. This was nothing short of court/state sanctioned revenge against the wrongthinker.
 
Sandy Hook was almost certainly, literally virtually 100% a fictional event.
I don't think that quite creates the level of cover up - the truth is darker and worse.

The FBI orchestrated and aided a shooter to kill children in order to fulfill an Obama DOJ mandate against lawful firearm owners and to weaken 2A rights. The school was destroyed and the parents co-opted to enable this and prevent any further investigation ever occurring. Alex Jones was the only person willing to question them on it and the directive from the deep state was to financially execute anyone who could possibly implicate them in murdering children for the sake of political gain (they did it, the FBI killed kids)
 
From last week.

X claims ownership of Infowars accounts
The Hill (archive.ph)
By Zach Schonfeld
2024-11-27 12:21:21GMT
X, the social platform owned by Elon Musk, is getting involved in the pending bankruptcy sale of conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’s Infowars to the satirical newspaper The Onion.

In an objection filed Monday, X said its terms of service (TOS) prevent Jones’s X accounts from being sold off without the company’s approval. The platform does not oppose the other aspects of the sale.

Musk has developed an increasingly close relationship with President-elect Trump, having donated millions to Musk’s own pro-Trump super PAC and appeared on the campaign trail. After the election, Trump named Musk to co-head a new “Department of Government Efficiency,” and he has been a frequent presence at Mar-a-Lago.

“The Trustee now seeks to contravene X Corp.’s TOS by improperly selling or otherwise transferring the X Accounts (which neither Jones nor his bankruptcy estate own) to a third party,” X wrote in Monday’s objection (archive.org).

“While X Corp. takes no position as to the sale of any Content posted on the X Accounts, X Corp. is the sole owner of the Services being sold as part of the sale of the X Accounts.”

Jones and his company filed for bankruptcy protection after the families of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting victims sued Jones for defamation over his false claims the shooting was a hoax, winning $1.5 billion from him.

Jones’s assets are now being liquidated, including Infowars, his right-wing conspiracy website.

The bankruptcy judge is weighing whether to approve the trustee’s selection of The Onion as the winning bid in an auction of Infowars assets. The judge said Monday he would hold a hearing next month to consider the sale.

First United American Companies (FUAC), which runs a nutrition supplement site in Jones’s name and submitted the only other bid, is objecting to the sale and claims improper collusion took place.


“You’ll hear the evidence; you don’t have to believe me,” Kyle Kimpler, an attorney representing the Sandy Hook families, told the judge at Monday’s hearing. “It’s a fun conspiracy theory. Nothing more.”


FUAC bid $3.5 million, while The Onion’s offer only amounted to $1.75 million in cash. But the Sandy Hook families agreed to forgo a portion of their distributions under the latter offer, meaning Jones’s other creditors would receive more.


The trustee has insisted his selection of that bid as the best one was within his sound business judgment. He called the objection “a disappointed bidder’s improper attempt to influence an otherwise fair and open auction process.”


“We’ll have an evidentiary hearing where parties will be able to put forth their case, and we’ll see where it goes. I don’t want to prejudge it,” U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Christopher Lopez said at Monday’s hearing.
 

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If my son had been brutally stabbed to death by a nigger, and Hasan Piker had launched a campaign of accusations against me that there was no murder and all of it was an elaborate ploy staged by the crisis actors, It would be morally righteous for me to sue him out of all of his wealth.
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There is sueing him out of all his wealth and then there is what is happening to Jones, which is ridiculus.
 
I don't think that quite creates the level of cover up - the truth is darker and worse.

The FBI orchestrated and aided a shooter to kill children in order to fulfill an Obama DOJ mandate against lawful firearm owners and to weaken 2A rights. The school was destroyed and the parents co-opted to enable this and prevent any further investigation ever occurring. Alex Jones was the only person willing to question them on it and the directive from the deep state was to financially execute anyone who could possibly implicate them in murdering children for the sake of political gain (they did it, the FBI killed kids)
There's a reason the Left keeps saying 'how many kids need to die for you to give up your guns' and it's not trying to tug at your heartstrings.
 
I don't think that quite creates the level of cover up - the truth is darker and worse.

The FBI orchestrated and aided a shooter to kill children in order to fulfill an Obama DOJ mandate against lawful firearm owners and to weaken 2A rights. The school was destroyed and the parents co-opted to enable this and prevent any further investigation ever occurring. Alex Jones was the only person willing to question them on it and the directive from the deep state was to financially execute anyone who could possibly implicate them in murdering children for the sake of political gain (they did it, the FBI killed kids)

Actually I don't think it was planned as a false flag or even allowed to happen. I think the truth is worse.

Having looked into the data, judicial records, trial transcripts and forensics there is just so much fuckery going on that it's not possible even the most incompetent of glowniggers would have managed to fuck things up this hard. This was 2012 and the complete competency crisis hadn't set in yet.

The more likely explanation which I fully believe int and will defend is that Adam Lanza had a big anti-natalism thing against children and wanted to kill them because he was a nutcase. He was on some pretty hardcore SSRIs including some pretty new stuff, which I believe triggered his mental illnesses into a psychotic episode (similar to the Aurora shooter, who changed medication and a few weeks later went shooting).

However, Lanza was still a retard and incopetent. When he showed up to start shooting he couldn't actually properly do it (I believe he might have done it with Randy Stair style marksmanship) and so he only managed to shoot a few people and kill maybe one or two.

Then the police showed up.

Everything that is sus about the case, like how the numbers of people shot change and the location they got shot, the fact records register people giving a total of six different death times and locations for Lanza, the inconsistent placement of bullet holes, the fact random cars outside had bullet holes which were ignored by FBI investigation, the weird location of the victims being piled on a single room, the nonsensical path Lanza too, the changes on where he entered first and where the school employees were, the body locations, the destruction of the entire school...

All of it makes sense if you assume the police showed up, and proceeded to pull a absolute Russian Chechnya level fuck up and killed kids in the cross fire. It perfectly explains all the gaps and changing history as the cops and FBI retconning the incident to remove their own involvement and justify why so many people died post facto.

That is the real scandal, the thing that was so thoroughly hidden, the reason there is such a strong fucking paranoia over this case. It was the ultimate argument against relying on police made flesh in the worst way possible. I further believe it because once Obama was out we saw other school shooting incidents where it quickly became clear that the shooter was pretty much allowed to go on his spreed by incompetent law enforcement such as Parkland (Know to local police and school management as a menace, multiple warnings ignored as to not "stain" the records of the school and local PD with having to arrest a minor, eventually they managed to pull off the shooting) and Uvalde (shooting happened, police set around scratching their asses and allowing the shooter to kill at his leisure and stopping locals from interfering, until unrelated federal law enforcement in the form of a ICE agents commandeered a citizen firearm and dealt with it himself).
 
Auctioneer defends The Onion’s bid for Infowars as Alex Jones tries stopping sale
Associated Press (archive.ph)
By Dave Collins
2024-12-10 02:48:57GMT
An auction company executive involved in the liquidation of Alex Jones’ conspiracy theory platform Infowars testified for nearly five hours Monday, as a bankruptcy judge in Texas began a hearing into whether The Onion satirical news outlet was properly named the winning bidder over a company affiliated with Jones.

Jeff Tanenbaum, president of ThreeSixty Asset Advisors, was grilled by lawyers for Jones and the company in a Houston courtroom over how The Onion’s bid came to be valued at $7 million and why a live auction was not held. He defended both the value of the bid and its selection after the two sealed offers were opened.

U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Christopher Lopez continued the hearing to Tuesday afternoon, when the trustee overseeing the sale of Jones’ assets is expected to take the stand. Lopez could ultimately decide whether to void The Onion’s bid, name the Jones-affiliated company the winner or hold another auction, among other possibilities.

Jones and First United American Companies, which runs a website in Jones’ name that sells nutritional supplements and submitted the other bid, are alleging fraud and collusion in the auction that concluded on Nov. 14. The trustee and The Onion deny the allegations, accusing Jones and the company of sour grapes.

The sale of Infowars is part of Jones’ personal bankruptcy case, which he filed in late 2022 after he was ordered to pay nearly $1.5 billion in defamation lawsuits in Connecticut and Texas filed by relatives of victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting in Connecticut. Jones repeatedly called the 2012 shooting that killed 20 children and six educators a hoax staged by actors and aimed at increasing gun control.

Most of the proceeds from the sale of Infowars, as well as many of Jones’ personal assets, will go to the Sandy Hook families to help satisfy judgments issued by juries and judges in state courts in Connecticut and Texas. Some proceeds will go to Jones’ other creditors.

The Onion, which wants to turn Infowars’ website and social media accounts into parodies, offered $1.75 million for Infowars’ assets in the auction, while First United American Companies bid $3.5 million.

But The Onion’s bid also included a pledge by many of the Sandy Hook families to forgo some or all of the auction proceeds due to them to give other creditors a total of $100,000 more than they would receive under other bids.

The trustee, Christopher Murray, chose The Onion, saying its proposal was better for creditors because they would receive more money. The Onion valued the bid, with the Sandy Hook families’ offer, at $7 million, because that amount was equal to a purchase price that would provide the same amount of money to the other creditors.

Tanenbaum testified that he agreed with the $7 million valuation and believed The Onion’s bid conformed to the auction rules.

A lawyer for Jones, Ben Broocks, asked Tanenbaum how it was possible that the Sandy Hook families’ offer boosted The Onion’s offer to such a high amount.

“It means the purchase price value has gone up because another purchase price would have to be higher than that value in order to provide the same net benefit to that group of creditors,” Tanenbaum said.

During his opening argument, Broocks said there was no way The Onion should have been chosen over First United American.

“How does a $1.75 million bid beat a $3.5 million bid?” he asked. “How is that $1.75 million greater? Well, it’s voodoo economics to use a phrase.”

Broocks and a lawyer for First United American, Walter Cicack, also questioned why a live bidding round wasn’t held after the sealed offers weren’t submitted, as they said they expected, but the judge’s order made live bidding optional.

Jones has been criticizing the sale process on his show and social media sites, calling it “rigged” and a “fraud.”

Joshua Wolfshohl, an attorney for Murray, told the judge Monday that no wrongdoing occurred during the auction. He called the complaints by Jones and First United American Companies unfounded.

“The vast majority of their complaints are just fantastic, imagined conspiracy theories that have no basis in reality,” he said.

Murray, The Onion and the Sandy families deny allegations of wrongdoing. In his own court filing, Murray called the allegations “a disappointed bidder’s improper attempt to influence an otherwise fair and open auction process.”

Up for sale at the auction were all the equipment and other assets in the Infowars studio in Austin, Texas, as well as its social media accounts, websites, video archive and product trademarks. Jones uses the studio to broadcast his far-right, conspiracy theory-filled shows on the Infowars website, his account on the social platform X and radio stations.

Jones has set up another studio, websites and social media accounts in case The Onion wins approval to buy Infowars and kicks him out. Jones has said he could continue using the Infowars platforms if the auction winner is friendly to him.

Jones is appealing the $1.5 billion in judgments citing free speech rights but has acknowledged that the school shooting happened.

On Friday, a Connecticut appeals court reduced by $150 million the original $1.44 billion judgment against Jones in the lawsuit against him in that state, but upheld the rest of the award. Jones’ lawyer said he will ask Connecticut’s highest court to review the appellate ruling. Jones is also appealing a $50 million judgment in a similar Texas defamation lawsuit.
 
of it makes sense if you assume the police showed up, and proceeded to pull a absolute Russian Chechnya level fuck up and killed kids in the cross fire. It perfectly explains all the gaps and changing history as the cops and FBI retconning the incident to remove their own involvement and justify why so many people died post facto
That makes a lot more sense than anything else I've heard official or fringe.
 
Actually I don't think it was planned as a false flag or even allowed to happen. I think the truth is worse.

That matches in broad strokes what I've suspected for a while. The more radical conspiracy theories involve too much heavy lifting on the part of utter falsehoods. Inventing people who never existed is really hard to get away with once, much less several times in a close knit environment. So is making multiple people completely disappear.

But slightly twisting the truth? That's relatively easy.
 
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