Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

No. Desoxy is a much cleaner burn. Street meth rips your shit up.

How's the copper in your walls?

 

[john marston]

If Nick was smart he'd offer to release the bodycam to josh for the 6k. Its coing out anyway. Might as well get a free 6 thousand dollars from it. But he's to fucked up in the brain to have any sort of rational thinking now.

He's high as shit on whippets and galaxy gas, as far as I'm concerned, he's no longer capable of making even himself spaghetti-o's

 

[thebigdream]

Publicly announcing that your children were returned to your custody after you did so many drugs & endangered them in multiple ways, to the point that they were taken from you because your local community felt they had to step in, is not a “win.” Racket’s is such a faggot. It’s progress for a fuck up, but seeing as how Nick sounded so drunk & fucked up during that call-in he did recently on PaedoMelt’s show, his sobriety is absolutely in question for anyone in the know.

“Oh congratulations for not smoking so much crack that you can’t take proper care your kids.”

“Winning, right?”

No. That’s equivalent to a participation trophy for basic parenting. That he’s out here bragging about getting his kids back as if he won, really only plays himself more, if you think about it. All he cares about is portraying some made up ideal he has of himself as this Cool Internet Guy character (who is about the farthest thing from cool imaginable.)

Nick would do well to heed the wisdom of Heraclitus: "A man's character is his fate." As a cherry-picked moment in time, having his kids returned and the CPS off his back must feel like a win, as he's vanquished the hated foe and can get back to his proclivities. But Nick is still cursed with the worst punishment of all, being Nick. The satisfaction will last as long as a coke bump and he'll soon yet again be left with the broken facts of his existence. Qayla is still there. The keedz need driving. He's no longer internet famous. He subsists on trust fund money. He appears to find joy in nothing but spiteful revenge and deceit. He's still afoul of the law on two issues. These are the ingredients for the same mistakes that got him into this mess, namely that he can't summon the willpower to fix any of his problems and seeks cheap sources of escapism instead. That won't change, and if not soon, at some point we'll have Cokieta Arc 2.

 

[AnOminous]

If Nick was smart

this thread would be short a few thousand pages.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

How's the copper in your walls?

Still there. I even kept all my teeth. Not everyone feels the need for a three day repair binge to fall apart feeling like God cracked your skull open with steel toed jackboots to scrub your brain with Brillo. While your body is telling you to fuck right off. No, it’s not an experience I am pining to repeat.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

And Misty was eagerly waiting to use her broom again:

Misty has to be the dumbest nigger alive she just goes whatever direction the water flows. A few days ago she was shitting on him and now one "the case is sealed" and she's back on his side.
After he manipulates a few words.
Like to be a balldowasher alone means you're dumb, but she is just absolutely fucking fridge temperature IQ

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Misty has to be the dumbest nigger alive she just goes whatever direction the water flows. A few days ago she was shitting on him and now one "the case is sealed" and she's back on his side.
After he manipulates a few words.
Like to be a balldowasher alone means you're dumb, but she is just absolutely fucking fridge temperature IQ

I’m going to qualify that with “janny nigger”. I’m confident that Crackets will step on a shovel this time.

 

[HackerX]

LOL, there are so many possible answers. Aaron is:
- Nick's bull
- Kayla's lover
- Not facing felony drug charges
- Not splitting custody with his kids and the state
- Not afraid to stream
- Not friends with a very likely pedo (Melton & Vito, Nick has a twofer)
- Gainfully employed (eh)
- Not in a lawsuit with Monty
- (seemingly) not addicted to drugs and alcohol
- had the decency to not visit Jamaica explicitly to pay multiple black dudes to rail his wife

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Still there. I even kept all my teeth. Not everyone feels the need for a three day repair binge to fall apart feeling like God cracked your skull open with steel toed jackboots to scrub your brain with Brillo. While your body is telling you to fuck right off. No, it’s not an experience I am pining to repeat.

Do you think rakets is using meth?

 

[Captain Manning]

Been extremely ill these past few days, so catching up on reading before conking out again...

My vote is Spectre is full of shit and can safely be ignored. Talking to a lab tech in MA isn't nearly relevant enough to the current situation to warrant much stock.

Just a reminder that one of Spectre's favorite things is to claim he has high level sources literally everywhere. Government. Business. You name it. It's a misplaced leap of faith to assume he talked to anybody, as opposed to him just trying to clout farm.

Frankly, I think Nick's bullshit can be discredited from reading a 5th grade science textbook.

Or by talking to Dyn. Dyn came in here and explained in excruciating detail how these tests work the very same night MNPublicRecords first leaked the docs. The whole "contamination by a cop rubbing her hair" crap was shot down in pretty short order.

LOL, there are so many possible answers. Aaron is:
- Nick's bull
- Kayla's lover
- Not facing felony drug charges
- Not splitting custody with his kids and the state
- Not afraid to stream
- Not friends with a very likely pedo (Melton & Vito, Nick has a twofer)
- Gainfully employed (eh)
- Not in a lawsuit with Monty
- (seemingly) not addicted to drugs and alcohol
- had the decency to not visit Jamaica explicitly to pay multiple black dudes to rail his wife

- Extremely fucking lucky

He got out of the crack house just in time and all his enemies are dumber than he is.

I have not seen luck this good since DSP.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Do you think rakets is using meth?

I’m going to have to go with maybe. If I smelled him I could tell you for sure.

 

[Stiffy]

Do you think rakets is using meth?

I think it's a very strong possibility based on price and availability in his part of Minnesota. He's not fooling anyone, he's an addict, and an unrepentant narcissist addict like Rekieta will get high any way he can even if he has to take something funny and weird, but mostly off the radar outside of Africa like Jenkem (unidentified brown substance) found in the raid.

 

[MooseGump]

Don't even know why he considers it a win, those kids are gonna steal his cocaine again

 

[Vibralldo]

Don't even know why he considers it a win, those kids are gonna steal his cocaine again

He can finally help his daughter get over her mental problems by giving her the cocaine she needs to function

 

[BreakingBalldoNews]

Aaron and I have been back and forth for a while, he's pretty confident he's got a new warrant in the bag for Nick.

 

[Edward Teach]

Aaron and I have been back and forth for a while, he's pretty confident he's got a new warrant in the bag for Nick.

Another win for the Toe!

 

[AltisticRight]

Basic protocol:

It's pretty standard, the laboratory they tested at had a robust protocol that included sample decontamination and pulverising for faster turnover. Unless there was a fatal incident, there's no room for any testing errors. The ELISA (hehe) they use is approved by the state. Their results have been challenged and from what I have read, they came out as the winner each time.

Everyone I've spoken to said once a child tests positive, they'll retest just to be sure and validate all the overhead as well, such as the sample itself and instruments. A supervisor might be assigned to oversee retesting and required to sign it off. There really isn't any room for errors unless something truly malicious was going on, but then one would have to ask "what's in it for them?"

Skelly allowed his 8-year-old daughter to be tested positive for cocaine metabolites at a level so high, it probably fell outside of the instrument's upper bound (that being 5000mg/pg). There's a very good chance that they saw the initial positive result, then they configured their MS for the highest resolution (lowest capacity) to be 100% certain.

One can even say she destroyed the test with flying colours, literally.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Imagine being Nick and being such an utter failure that the only janny you can have is a blatant mental retard like Grifty.

Grifty is their leader.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yZqtw8K-74

 

[Captain Manning]

While on the topic we might as well dispense of this fanfic, wherever it came from. She was neither suspended nor in jeopardy of being suspended because Minnesota does not suspend licenses for a no-show over a single speeding ticket that was charged as a petty misdemeanor, which April's was:

Yeah, I dunno where the fuck this came from, and why it keeps coming up, but it needs to be nipped in the bud. I've seen it too many times now. Her license isn't suspended. Nick didn't hatch some evil plan there (he's doing enough evil shit for reals).

The whole premise of it is absurd, because that ticket and no-show happened before the arrest, and even before the final breakup between April and Aaron. Are people claiming Nick intended to keep her in the Balldo Bunker before she was solidly in the Balldo Bunker?

 

[Canard]

With this test, weren't there also tests of 3 other kids? At same time, collected in same place. Shouldn't many of contaminations appear also on those? Maybe not at same level but at least so that they go over the 1x limit?