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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 328 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 521 50.6%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 180 17.5%
  • Total voters
    1,029
#lurker said:
I think people cheering on Burt being on the chopping block don't understand the show. Hint; It's not so normies can all be friends and stand around talking about their favorite bands.
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Hard agree. If people are a fan of Frank Hassle doing his "hassling" then they should be a fan of keeping Burt on for at least a reasonable amount of time so that these turbonormies get the full, 7" uncut experience of the 160 IQ BBC daddy dom burt schizonigger talking about his cuckolding experiences, trying to hit on other male contestants and listening to and seeing his complete schizobabble.

Binx, cymbalta and peyote aren't going to make these turbonormies anywhere near as uncomfortable as them being the unlucky last person left alone in a room with Daddy Burt while he sports a semi-hardon that visibly shows in his pants (with a wet cumstain to match)
 
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Brandon Hilton is friends with Michael Alig, the Horror Cow who murdered a gay escort and groomed Desmond.
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Two legs chilling by the island, five feet apart because Slimeball's ego is shattering.

Computer asked everyone to share secrets. Luke started by stating this wasn't his first reality show. Burt then upped the ante and announced he's a sadist. Gaydon admitted his father was a murderer because he feared that was the secret Computer knew about him; everyone was very supportive, Burt was greeted by silence. It's so over, Burt Splurts. Superior Jeet said his secret was that he hated Zipp; Payton, emboldened by someone else having an option because she cannot think for herself, latches onto that option with an enthusiastic 'Thank you!'

TONY FUCKED/WAS RAPED BY HIS STEP-SISTER? She was 25 and about to get married. He was 17(?) when it happened.

Gaydon is getting a little bullied by Computer ("Does anyone have any McDonald's secrets they want to share?") and flipping out already. He is going to go out in a gay blaze of fury.

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Slimeball's message from computer: "I'm sensing there's no room on the couch. Could you sit closer to the wi-fi router?" This is true happiness.

Gaydon has smoked weed every single day for the last 20 years. He's stopped taking his prescription medication and started taking weed instead. This is the first time he's been without weed in ages. This can only end well, but there's another point Burt will inevitably one-sidedly bond with him with.

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Payton continues to do nothing even when needled by TTS. She should be used to this, she should be prepared for this and she is giving NOTHING. Why did you put on all that makeup to do nothing, Payton?

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Computer is gassing Star up SO MUCH. I am worried. She thinks a way she could annoy people is waking up earlier and in turn waking up other contestants. Why is she just the soft black cinnamon bun of the tank right now? Why do I want Mama Star to stick around? What are her flaws? Show me your bad sides, Star. They have to be saving up for some nigga conflict with Jobe. "So nice and genuine," says computer. Does she have a criminal record? Did she kill somebody?
 
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Production (Jet) just came over the intercom and told them to lay off using the stove because they're concerned its damaged from (... they were ambiguous) and that they worry its unsafe to use and they didn't get time to replace it "in time"
 
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john oliver enjoyer said:
Burt stocks in total free fall. Looks like normal people don't enjoy the company of schizofrenic nigger faggots. #MAGA
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His strat was to be a turbo creep, but that doesn't really work with the mechanics of voting. It would if the object was just to make people quit, but he's misunderstood and fumbled again in true Burt fashion. He will be missed, #1 fishtank contestant.
 
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Production can probably rig the next elimination by giving Burt immunity somehow but I can't imagine any believable way for them to keep him there for multiple eliminations when everyone wants him out. He keep shooting himself in the foot so hard there's probably nothing left down there.
 
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